Monday, December 10, 2012

Santa Claus is Coming To Town - 2012 Lyrics

A friend sent me this via email (Thanks Rob).  ENJOY!

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town.

He's making a list
and checking it twice.
He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He goes through your things when you're at work.
He rolls around in your bed and smells the sheets.

He knows the route you take home from work.
He looks at old pictures of you when he's alone.
He pastes his picture over your husband.
He sits in his darkened office and cries and cries.
Restraining orders cannot stop him.

Why don't you ever return his calls?
He knows you were meant to be together forever.
What does Santa Claus have to do to make you love him?

He keeps a picture of you in his wallet.
He strokes it everyday.
You have such pretty hair.
What the hell do you see in that guy
That Santa Claus can't provide?

He sits in a van outside your house.
He hasn't had a job in months.
He's lost all his friends.
He's drinking again.
He uses old newspapers as blankets.

He writes your name in bubble letters and draws a heart around it.
He gets jealous when you friend other people on Facebook.
He smells of burnt almonds and peppermint schnapps.
He stares at the setting sun and wonders where it all went so wrong.

He watches you sleep.
He strokes your hair and whispers "I love you."
He keeps a rolled up sock handy
In case you suddenly wake.
And a towel soaked in chloroform.

He feels so stupid for ever losing you.
Stupid, stupid stupid!

He promises things will be different this time.
He knows he's not perfect.
He'll do anything to make it up to you.
Just let Santa Claus in?
Please? Santa Claus just wants to talk.

You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout
No, no. Stop crying. Someone will hear.
Don't cause a scene.





2 comments:

  1. I Think You Know MeDecember 16, 2010 at 6:48 PM

    Seriously? Cool. I have never heard it till now.

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