Saturday, June 16, 2012

Girls of Euro 2012

I love soccer and I love the female fans of Soccer just as much.  Here are some of the best pics of female hotties from Euro 2012.








There will be more to come.  There are still a couple of weeks left in Euro 2012!

Eva Mendes - I Love You!


























She is one of the hottest of all hotties!  Marry Me Eva!!!   These were pics of her shopping yesterday in L.A.

Love That ASS!
-- Enrique Santos


Sexy Salma Hayek in "Americano" Trailer

The Always Beautiful Salma Hayek, playing a stripper in the upcoming movie "Americano". Looks like it will be a good movie!

The True Meaning Behind the Jagermiester Logo


This Is Why The Bee Dies After It Stings You

Found this great pic of a bee trying to do a "Sting and Run."  As a little kid, my parents would always tell me that bees die soon after they sting you.  I didn't get it until I took Biology class in High School.  Here is picture proof of what happens.  The bee's guts are attached to the stinger, so after it stings you and flies away, the stinger stays in you.  As the bee flies away, its guts are ripped out.  Thus, leading to the death of the pesky bee.

If bees knew they were going to die after stinger, I wonder if they would sting people?  The question of the day!!!!

50 Cent Has Sold Out - No Longer a Gangsta

50 Cent is on QVC?  WTF is going on?  Since when did QVC start having Gangsta's on to promote things?  Or did 50 Cent finally go soft and sell-out, doing anything to make some green?  And he sure didn't look gangsta!  He is all happy and looking more 90's preppy than Gangsta Rapper!

There is no way a Gangsta rapper should ever be on QVC!  If I were the other rappers out there, I would be writing up some raps dissin' 50 and his preppy wearing, big-ass smilin' self!  As far as I am concerned, he can no longer be considered a Gangsta rapper.  50, you have lost all of your street cred Dude!  You will soon go by the wayside just as Vanilla Ice did.  

A BIG WELCOME to Moldova!

Looking over our stats that shows where our readers come from, I have noticed that during the past couple of days, we have had a spike in readers from Moldova. WOW!  First we were conquering Norway, now Moldova!   Up until Wednesday, the 13th of this month, we had had only 1 visit from that beautiful and dynamic country.  During the past two days, we have increased that number by 9x's to a whopping total of 9 visitors!  Doesn't seem like a big number, but that is 8 visitors from a small European country in just two days.  I didn't even know Moldova had the internet!!!

For those of you who do not know much about Moldova (myself included), I give you a summary of its Wikipedia entry:

Moldova Listeni/mɒlˈdvə/, officially the Republic of Moldova (Moldovan/Romanian:Republica Moldova pronounced [reˈpublika molˈdova]) is a landlocked state in Eastern Europe located between Romania to the west and Ukraine to the north, east, and south. Itdeclared itself an independent state with the same boundaries as the Moldavian Soviet Socialist Republic in 1991 as part of the dissolution of the Soviet Union. On 29 July 1994, the new constitution of Moldova was adopted. A strip of Moldova's internationally recognized territory on the east bank of the river Dniester has been under the de factocontrol of the breakaway government of Transnistria since 1990.


They have some cool churches and monasteries in the country, including Chaprianu Monastery seen here:
It seems like a cool, picturesque country that is not overrun by tourists yet.  Their capital is Chisinau, which looks fairly modern and like most other capital cities of countries that were once in the Soviet Block
Chisinau, Moldova
And perhaps most importantly, they have some very hot women over there.  Take a look:
Model Felicia Lupascu

Miss Moldova
But there must be problems with the economy or something, because it sure seems like there are a large number of women wanting to marry guys from countries other than Moldova.  There are pages of sites devoted to finding mates for Moldovan women.  One internet site said Moldova had one of the highest numbers of "Mail Order Brides" to actually get married and move to another country during the last couple of years.  Some of these "Brides to Be" are pretty good looking:


So there you have it.  Readers, if you are looking for a hottie to marry and don't want to waste time trying to get off your ass and actually find one, then here is your solution.  Moldovan Mail Order Brides!  If any of you do hook up with one, you have to invite us to the wedding since we technically set you and your bride up!  Now, we are matchmakers! Is there anything we can't do?  

Anyway, back to Moldova...Thank you to all 9 of our Moldovan Readers!  Please stop by often and comment!  I would love to hear from you.  


Ladies, Please Explain...


I have never understood this.  Especially when Underwear and Lingerie usually covers more than your normal two-piece bikini!  I am asking for all the ladies out there reading this to help us guys understand your logic here!  Thanks.  

-- Enrique Santos

Father's Day Gift?

What kind of a Father's Day Gift is that?  ...Unless they have pictures!

Friday, June 15, 2012

Landon Donovan Pisses off Some Mexicans (It's just a misunderstanding)

New commercial for the Mexican Lottery.  Donovan says "everytime in Mexico, it is easier to win"  Of course the bar patrons are a little pissed, then he clarifies it is the Lottery that is easier to win (Doubtful - When I lived in Mexico, I never won the lottery!!!)

Overheard in Austin, Texas

Overheard at Barton Springs Mall in Austin, Texas; Two cute girls talking about boyfriends when one blurts out "these boots have been from Dallas to San Antonio and have seen their fair share of dashboards."

My kind of Girl!!!













--Enrique Santos

Open Letter to the Idiot Who Threw Trash out of the Car on Sumner St.

Dear Idiot Who Threw Trash Out of His Car,

Really? You couldn't wait until you got home to throw that piece of paper (or whatever it was) out the window as you drove? I hope a cop catches you the next time you so blatantly litter and that you get stuck with a $500 fine. If we don't Take Care of Iowa, Who Will?  (Pretty clever slogan)

Not sincerely,

Matt

Want to win a Euro Scarf worn by a Playboy Playmate?

For those who are not in the "know" or are just not soccer fans, Euro 2012 is going on.  It crowns the best European National Team in Europe.  I haven't missed a game.

If you are a fan of soccer, you know that every European club and national side have scarves that their fans wear to show their support.  Now, you can win one of the National Team Scarves.  And as a bonus, it will be a scarf that was worn and signed by one of the 16 sexy girls who used them as underwear during Playboy's latest soccer shoot.




Enter here for a chance to win a scarf and to see all 16 hotties modeling the scarves.  Enjoy and good luck!

Our Readers - Gabe from San Antonio





This is Gabe, a reader from San Antonio.  Gabe says he has been following the blog since the beginning and loves "the witty commentary and pictures of hot babes!"














Thanks Gabe!  And just for you, a picture of a Hot Babe!!!













Thanks to all of our readers and please keep those pics coming.  We have received 15 pics so far and posted only 5 or so of them.  Don't worry if you sent a pic, they will get posted!

Thanks again and have a great weekend everyone!


The Perfect Prom Dress


--Enrique Santos

Free Advice - Things You Learn When You Get Older

As a man gets older, you start to realize how things have changed.  Here are some tips for getting old and understanding the changes that a man goes through. 

--Patience?  What was that?  The rule is;  As you get older, your patience level drops proportionately. 

--Learn to slow down and relax.

--Little things mean a lot more as you get older.
--No, you'll never use all that math you learned; and if you have to, there's an app for that.

--Listen and enjoy music as often as you can. 

--If you have to punch someone, do it in the nose.

--Read as much as you can.

--Don't wear socks if you don't have to.

--Don't wear shoes if you don't have to.

--A list of things not worth the extra money: designer underwear (men only), imported European cheese, premium gasoline, brand name recordable CDs and DVD's, hardcover books, valet parking, additional identity theft protection, souvenir cups, next-day delivery.

--Something you wouldn't think is worth the extra money but is: premium toilet paper
--Poetry is for reading, not writing.

--There's nothing better than a good action movie.

--Home-Made Mac and Cheese is better than Kraft Mac and Cheese (College Students will soon learn)
--Sometimes judging a book by its cover is just a good time saver.

--There's no point in having a credit card without a rewards program.

--Television is not bad for you.

--Vegetables and Fruit are just as important as meat and chocolate

It's So Hot in Iowa, Even The Geese are Struggling

At least it found some water, somewhere!!!  I bet that goose is cussing Global Warming right now

Thursday, June 14, 2012

This is How Accidents Happen!!!


They Are Optimistic at this Parish Hall

I don't know why...

This Woman Gave Birth to Drugs

"Huh? What?" I know that is what you are asking after reading that post title.

But that is not a misprint. Andrea Amanatides was scheduled to begin her prison sentence in the Albany County Correctional Facility (New York) so she packed a few things for her stay: She "filled a condom with 256 prescription pills — 90 pills of Lyrica, 37 Adderall pills, 50 Valiums, 43 Trazadones, 10 Ambiens, 26 Oxycontins — and four bags of heroin and put the condom in her vagina." (Source)



That is a lot of shit to put in a condom. She either had a mega sized condom or she was using the condom that Charlie Sheen's ex Bree Olson had. 

Andrea Amanatides was charged with five misdemeanor counts of criminal possession of a controlled substance and felony promotion of prison contraband.  She will be spending a little more time than she had planned.  

Top 10 Model Runway Fails



Nice to know that even Models can Make Mistakes.   And some damn funny mistakes at that!

RIP Henry Hill


Mob Informant Henry Hill died yesterday.  He was 69 years old.  For those who do not know who he was, the movie "Goodfellas" was based on him.  That is one of my all-time favorite movies!  A classic!  RIP Henry and thanks for living the life that became "Goodfellas"

Our Favorite Songs - Fiona Apple "Criminal"

Remember this song and video:



When I first heard the song, I liked it. Then I saw the Video and I loved it!  The song came out in 1996 and created a ton of controversy.  First off, she looked very young (she was 19 but looked younger) and was super skinny.  Secondly, she is talking about how she has been "bad, bad, girl."  The overt sexual overtones of the song and video combined with her youthful appearance pissed alot of people off.  Not me!  I loved the song and the video.  (Don't tune out yet, I have a video of her performing the song live below)  

What is she doing now?  I am happy to say that she is still singing and performing.  I saw her at Stubb's in Austin just a couple of months ago.  She performed during the SXSW festival.  She put on a great show!  Here is a pic (Sorry for the poor quality) from that show:

And here is the video of her performing Criminal During SXSW at Stubb's in Austin.  Enjoy!


--Enrique Santos

Showering With Girls

Hilarious Video via College Humor

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

First the Nipple, Now Her Ass - What next Madonna?

What is up with Madonna?  She is 53 acting like a 23 year old Girl Gone Wild!  I guess because she is Madonna, she can do that.  Or maybe she is doing all this flashing to prove a point to Lady Gaga.

Anyway, earlier this week, Madonna flashed the audience at her concert by showing her nipple.  This was in Istanbul, Turkey.  Now, she has flashed her ass to the crowd in Rome, Italy.  I guess the next logical step would be for her to flash her Hoo-Haw to the crowd in London.  Maybe it is Vajazzled!

If you want my personal opinion, She has a pretty shapely ass!








Girl in a Fast Car

 


Can you say "Dual Airbags"?

Just Getting My Dog Ready for a Night of Criminality

That sounded bad...It isn't what you are thinking.  You see, I came up with a way to make a ton of $$$ and not have to worry about going to jail.  I have trained my Dog to do all the robbing!  I just have to get him to hold a gun!!!

No Pot of Gold at the End of This Rainbow!

Instead, there is a "Pot 'o Crap!"

The World of Stephen King

For all of you Stephen King fans out there, Gillian James over at Tessie Girl came up with this cool infographic of The Stephen King Universe.  Enjoy!


Texas Rangers Sing-A-Long Playlist

A Buddy down in Texas sent me this and asked for my thoughts on the song selection.  It seems the Texas Rangers are having a Fireworks/Sing-a-long at one of their games around the 4th of July.  Sounds like it could be fun, then I saw the song list:


1) "Hey, Ya" - Great Song.  I love it, but I see some problems for the 40,000+ that will be in attendance.  I think that the crowd will never be able to pull of that catchy clap routine.  Imagine a bunch of 40 somethings with no rhythm trying to clap along.  Not gonna happen.  Not to mention that the lyrics speed up for awhile.  Double-Trouble!!!  And on another note, this is the most contemporary song on the list -- and it came out seven years ago.

2) CCR -- Great song for the over 4 set, so I guess they are trying to appease our older demographic for a moment. My question is:  Why didn't they pick "Centerfield"?  Another great song with similar rhythm, and it is about Baseball.  I think the Rangers dropped the ball on this one. 

3) Margaritaville - Enough already!!!  Every Karaoke night I have been to included this song.  Every party plays it.  Can we retire this song from the Sing-A-Long circuit?

4) Buttercup - Fun because it reminds me of the ending credits to There's Something About Mary

5) I am not a Journey fan and I have to put this song in the same category as #3 above.  Let's add this one to the permanent retirement list too. 

6) Twist & Shout: It was fun in Ferris Beuller. Nowadays, it is just a marginal song at best. 

7) Garth:  Love the song, of course I am a country fan.  It will go over well amongst the Country fans at the game.  The others, they won't care. 

8) Eagles:  Guess this is the build-up to the big finish.  An ok song.  Once again, aimed at the older crowd.  I doubt many younger ones will remember it. 

9) Kiss:  The Big Finish?  Once again, a great song for everyone over 45, many of the youngsters may not know the words.  

Hope they can pull it off.  We will probably be in Texas around the 4th, but down in Austin.  Hoping to go to Willie Nelson's Annual 4th of July Picnic.  I have been to 5 of them, the last one being in 1996.  Hope we make it.

Our Readers -- Sandra from Argentina


Sandra Cantu sent us this picture.  She is from Rosario, Argentina and checks out the blog on a regular basis.  She didn't have much to say.  She just wanted us to post this hot picture of her in a one-piece skin tight thingy.  Very Nice!  

Matt says he has seen that picture on Tumblr and thinks it is a fake, but who knows!  There really is no way of knowing if the pics you send us are the real you or not unless we actually know you, so we are taking your word for it.  I doubt any of our readers would lie, would they?

Anyway, Fake or not, that is a hot pic!  Nice Body Sandra and I like the Blonde streak you have going on!  Keep reading and stay Hot!!!

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