Saturday, August 11, 2012

Kittens of the Desert

I clicked on this video because I thought it would be informative and educational.  I went to the zoo the other day and saw some cool cats there, so I wanted to learn more about them.

What a Shock I received!  This video doesn’t have any kittens in it at all, there’s no wild desert cats and that is false marketing. It turns out that this video is shot for Lovecat Magazine and it is called Kittens of the Desert.  As I said, there are no cats in it but full of almost naked or half naked hot chicks rolling around in jean shorts and boots in the desert.  

Probably NSFW!  

I guess nature is better with nearly naked women...

Megan Fox - Just Because

It's been awhile since we posted anything about one of our all-time favorite hotties, Megan Fox.  I am happy to say that she is still looking Hot!

This week, the trailer for Judd Apatow’s latest movie, This is 40, hit the web and Megan has a starring role in it.  I can't Wait!  Until then, here is a screen capped gif of her undressing for all of our enjoyment!

And we have a still of her.  

Like I said, I can't wait for this movie.  It could be a piece of shit movie for all I care, but I will see it just because Megan Fox is in it!

You may now return to your normal daily routine...

Bodies in Motion - Another Female Olympians Video

NBC has a nice video tribute to the female bodies of the 2012 Games called, well, “Bodies in Motion” Some Folks have a problem with this but I Don't so here it is!

Call Me Maybe and Chatroulette

Steve Kardynal is a bikini wearing man who has been entertaining the users of Chatroulette with his rendition of Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe song. Looks like he is a Hit!!!

Update - It appears they have blocked the video.  Just click on the Watch on YouTube Link in the video or Click Here!

Check out some other "Call Me Maybe" Videos:
Crystal Palace Cheerleaders
Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders
Miss USA 2012 Contestants

And Some more Chatroulette Here"
Chatroulette Part 1
Chatroulette Bikini Girl

S*it No One Says About the Olympics

S*it No One Says About the Olympics is a hilarious mix and mash of shots fired at NBC, Olympic personalities, and the over excited typical Olympic viewer in general.

Free Dildo Give-Away in NYC Ends in Disaster

Remember last week I wrote about the publicity stunt that Trojan was doing in NYC in which they were handing out 10,000 free vibrators and dildos?  They were in a line that stretched around the block waiting for their free Pulse toys. Looks Like New Yorkers are a horny and kinky bunch!  

Minutes after the giveaway started, the publicity stunt was interrupted for reasons that may or may not have been political. A tipster who was waiting for her vibrator tells us that shortly after 4 p.m. a representative armed with a clipboard marched along the line ejaculating, “The Mayor’s Office is closing us down!”



I found these tweets from some pissed off Sex Toy Connoisseurs:

Many people think that the mayor's office had nothing to do with them shutting down the give-away. Most people think it was Trojan that pulled the plug because way too many people showed up and they did not have enough sex toys. Others think Trojan never really intended to give them away and it was all a publicity stunt to get people to talk about their products (If it was, it worked!)


UPDATE:  It appears the mayor did shut them down because the crowds had grown too large and Trojan did not get the necessary permits.  Trojan is going to try again.  

What your Eggs Say About You


Personally, I think it is bullshit but there are many out there that believe this crap.  

Floating Beer Pong Should be an Olympic Sport

Why not? There are plenty of Beer Pong players and it takes skill! Plus the bikinis would rival that of Beach Volleyball...



More on Chick-fil-A

I already posted my feelings on the whole Chick-Fil-A/Gay and Lesbian thing.  A reader sent me this and it pretty much sums up my feelings.  Thanks Kathy!

Misused English Around the World

I actually received this in a handout form from an ELL conference I attended a few years ago. It did not have a source on it.  Reader Holly Jahangiri left me a note on Facebook with the original source.  This comes from Richard Lederer and can be found here at Anomalous Anonymies.  Thanks Holly!!!

Some funny examples of the misuses of the English Language Around the World.

In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. 
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. 
Doctors office, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. 
Dry cleaners, Bangkok :
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS. 
In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER 
On the main road to Mombasa , leaving Nairobi :
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE. 
On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP. 
In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES . 
Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED. 
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR. 
In a Tokyo bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS. 
Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID. 
Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID. 
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY. 
A sign posted in Germany 's Black Forest :
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE. 
Hotel, Zurich :
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE. 
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS? 
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. 
A laundry in Rome :
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME. 

Going to See "The Campaign"



The Campaign came out this weekend and I can't wait to see it.  It is a comedy starring Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis as two Southerners vying for a seat in Congress to represent their small district.  It is directed by Jay Roach of Austin Powers and Meet the Parents fame. In order to gain influence in their North Carolina congressional district, two CEOs try to oust long-term congressman Cam Brady by putting up a rival candidate, inexperienced Marty Huggins, director of the local tourism center. The film follows the two rival politicians Cam Brady (Ferrell) and Maty Huggins (Galifianakis) during the campaign.

These two guys are really at the height of the careers.  Will Ferrell is now approaching "Legend" status with all of his hits and  Galifianakis is kind of becoming the new Ferrell.  These two together should be hilarious.  I also have a Government degree and love politics, so the movie is very intriguing. And I have read some excellent reviews of the movie.  I will let you know how it is.

And don't forget to check out Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis reading 50 Shades of Grey.  Funny Stuff!

Friday, August 10, 2012

Smart Bar Advertisement

Now that is a smart Bar Owner.  What a deceptively smart way let people know they are showing the Olympics! (I have already used smart 3 4 times!)

Here's My Penis, Touch it Maybe (Call Me Maybe Parody)

Timothy DeLaGhetto's Here's my Penis, Touch it Maybe (Call me Maybe parody).


As far as parodies go, this one is pretty good!

Ladies Running Stadium Stairs are a Distraction at Missouri Tigers Football Practice


The two ladies above were not doing anything wrong.  They were just minding their own business and running stadium stairs during Missouri’s practice on Wednesday. They weren't looking for attention, just a good workout. But that’s not how Missouri coach Gary Pinkel saw things. He saw them as a distraction. So he asked them to “come back later.”

I have a feeling that it wasn't so much the players who were distracted as it was Pinkel himself that got a little flustered.  He didn't want to turn into the next Bobby Petrino!

NASA's Rover Curiosity Landing v NBC's Olympic Coverage


Brownsville Reporter Na'Tassia Finley is a little Confused

Brownsville, TX News Center 23 Reporter Na’Tassia Finley (What an interesting name) got a bit mixed up with day and date Wednesday (or was it Thursday, Monday?)


But that is OK.  I do this all the time.  And she is kind of Hot!  You go Na'Tassia!

--Enrique Santos

Bear Wanders into an Empty Resort

New Mexico's Angel Fire Resort had a bear visit its lobby and, eventually, its gift shop.
And Here's the Video:

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My Question:  Where were all the Damn People?  This is a resort and it was a small bear.  You would think the people would be gathering around to check it out.  I mean it isn't everyday you see a bear in a Hotel!!!

Do We Really Need an Alf Movie?

Remember that weird looking alien creature that had his own TV series in the late 80's?  His name was Alf.  Here's a pic in case you forgot:


I kind of thought he was a Creeper, but anyway I digress.

The makers of the Smurfs movie have decided to try to make a movie about ALF. Yes, the hairy survivor of planet Melmac (and cat-eater) is getting his own movie.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Sony just purchased the rights to the sitcom. Their plan is to get The Smurfs producer Walden Jordan Kerner to help translate this television show into a two-hour, half-CG, half-live-action movie.

Sorry, but I will pass on this one.  ALF was stupid back then and he/it still is!





Going to the Fair Tomorrow!!

We are off to the Iowa State Fair tomorrow. In preparation, I am hardly going to eat anything today. Tomorrow, I will pig out!!!!!!

We are planning on getting there around 9 AM. My food itinerary for the day is as follows:

9:10 AM -- Corndog and a coke
9:45 AM -- A cup of Cookies for the family from the Varied Industries Building
11:30 -- Lunch, consisting of a Tenderloin and Fries
12:30 -- After lunch has settled a little, have a Porkchop on a stick for dessert
2:00 -- Corndog #2
After the corndog, I am going to have a 2 hour moratorium on food. Then...
4:15 - Funnel Cake
5:30 -- Hot Beef Sunday from the Beef Producers
7:00 -- Share a Turkey Leg with my wife
9:30 -- Have my third corndog as we are leaving the fairgrounds

Since it will be hot, I will probably have at least 3 cokes, 5 cups of Lemonade and perhaps a beer or two (or seven or eight depending on how the evening goes) to wash the food down.

What a day of food!! I will probably gain at least 5 pounds and add about 100 points of cholesterol to my reading, but the Fair only comes around once a year!!

Jackpot - The Hover Hand and a Photobomb!

You don't see this too often.  Both a Hover Hand and a Photobomb in the same Picture!  And to top it all off, it is a DOUBLE PHOTOBOMB!!!  Not one, but two dudes jumpin in the pic.
We Have a WINNER!!!

Jokes - The Black Bra



A Buddy of mine sent this too me via email.


I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here’s how it all went.
My engaged friend :
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’
Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
(you are going to love this)
What’s for dinner, Zorro?

Free Advice Fridays -- How to Be Man


You may wonder how exactly I became such a manly man. How could a guy like me reach the pinncacle of manliness?  Let me assure you that manhood is not something you are born into, and can take a lifetime to fully realize. There are a lot of guys that are born male, but never actually make it to manhood.  Having chest hair that looks like steel wool and six-pack abs are big pluses (I used to have both, now I just got the hair, but I know the abs are still under there somewhere) but the true essence of manhood lies deep inside of the male species, you just have to get it out.

If you wish one day to join me within the ranks of true men, then heed my advice. In order for you to understand what makes a man, let me walk you through one of my typical days.  I will illustrate every important thing that I do which enhances my manliness. 

My mornings begin before dawn.  I rise in my bed, survey my manly kingdom and then greet the sun with a stretch, a yawn and a hardy grunt.  If this is not your normal routine, then you are already lacking in the manhood department, especially if you don't do the grunt.  The grunt is essengial and separates the men from the boys.

After waking, I leap from from my bed and land with a THUD on the floor. The thud is a personal touch of mine, and is strictly optional, but it helps convey manliness when others hear it. I used to sleep in a hammock, but my wife isn't comfortable in a hammock so I had to switch to a kingsize bed, but rest assured that my side of the bed is very spartan and basic -- she has the satin sheets, I sleep with an old wool blanket and a pillow made of sawdust.  For the single guys, the hammock is a must.  Lumberjacks, woodsmen, and trappers all sleep in hammocks, and are all real men. I doubt Paul Bunyon or Grizzley Adams would have ever slept in some lace fringed bed with silk sheets. 
Breakfast has to be filling, as it prepares us for our manly day. Sausage, bacon, pancakes and milk are a good breakfast.  Never eat "wimpy" food such as croissants, bagels, French Toast (when have you seen a manly Frenchman?) or pancakes with fruit on them. 

After breakfast, a man begins the all important ritual of washing up.  The man always flosses and brushes.  Then mouthwash is used to get that manly breath.  DO NOT USE SCOPE OR CREST MOUTHWASH!!!  The only acceptable mouthwash is paint thinner, but you can start with swigs of rubbing alcohol if needed.  You may ask whether a person's breath could possibly be acceptable after such treatment, which brings to mind another important point. Many pretenders to the throne of manhood insist on wearing some kind of musk or cologne. Screw that!!!  Do not try to artificially enhance your smell.  Only ladies smell pleasant. Men should always smell like abrasive chemicals, sweat or, if possible, smoke (not cigarrette smoke, but real smoke). Generally, standing near or upon burning things is an excellent way of acquiring an adequately manly smell that will announce your presence in any room or gathering.

As for bathing, let me insist that bathing is out of the question. Real men do not take baths!  As for showering, you have to take a man-shower. What is a man shower?  Firstly, the shower must have only two temperature settings: metal-liquifyingly hot or nitrogen-freezingly cold. Such temperature is crucial for building the super thick man-hide that will eventually replace all of your skin. Secondly, no gentle trickle of water should flow from your shower head. Instead, be sure that your shower is pressurized well beyond what you are able to endure. To make sure that your shower stream is strong enough, give your shower this test: tear a door from your car or truck, and hold that door beneath the shower. If the paint on the door peals or, better yet, is stripped completely off, then your shower pressure is adequate. Finally, no shampoo, conditioner, or fancy smelling bar soap should be present in your shower. Lye or some simple, cheap, homemade, odorless bar of soap is sufficient for both washing and shampooing. 
Now, you are ready to get dressed in manly clothes.  You need to wear jeans, a flannel shirt, and Red Wing Boots.  Either an old cowboy hat or baseball cap is acceptable headwear, but make sure they have sweat stains and dirt worn into the hat. 

Then it is off to work in your pick-up truck.  While at work, make sure you grunt and hoo-haw at least once every 10 minutes.  What is a manly job you ask?  I would suggest Fencing.  I'm not talking about poking extra long toothpicks at men wearing too much protective gear; I'm talking about building fences. Fencing things off is about as manly as it gets. Another manly occupation is a cowboy.  Living in the outdoors, riding horses, wearing chaps, boots and sweat stained cowboy hats -- You can't get much manlier than that.  And most cowboys also build and mend fences. 

As for after-work manly activities -- That is a whole 'nother post.  Let's just say that your night activities should consist of barbecue, beverages and several beauties.  More on that at a later date. 

I hope my advice is helpful and starts you on your path to manhood.  Manliness is not a trait that we can all achieve.  If my advice is over your head or too hard for you to do, don't worry -- Not everyone can be manly like me and my buddies.  It takes time and patience.  some will never achieve it, others will eventually reach the manhood plateau.  GOOD LUCK and MAY YOU FIND TRUE MANLINESS!!!!!   

Funny Videos Before the Internet


Thursday, August 9, 2012

Bar Refaeli - Maxim Covergirl

Bar Refaeli is Maxim's September Cover Girl. Check out the video that goes along with the photo shoot she did for the magazine. She is Smokin'!!!

Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Steal the Show on Hard Knocks

I watched Hard Knocks Tuesday night on HBO.  It was pretty good.  The best part was these 22 seconds:


These are the same cheerleaders who lip synced "Call Me Maybe" and looked Damn Fine Doing it!!!

Only in America!


Trampoline Jumping is an Olympic Event?

I didn't know that until I saw this clip.  Seems as though Chinese Trampoliner? Dong Dong (I could insert about 20 jokes here, but I am holding off out of respect for Dong Dong) won the Gold medal!

Reminds of the Girls on Trampoline segment that they used to have on "The Man Show"

Can She Be MORE Obvious

Check out this Olympic Official staring at Usain Bolt's Private Parts!  Calm down lady and take a cold bath!

Geek History Month - Are Geeks Great Lovers?

It is still Geek History Month and somebody sent me a poster as to why Geeks are great Lovers!!!   Not sure how true this is, but thanks to the anonymous person who sent me this and requested me to place it on the blog.  I am a user friendly Blogger, so send me anything and I will try and find a way to get it on this thing. 

Enjoy!!

I Wouldn't Want a Yankee as a Teammate

NY Yankees third baseman Eric Chavez 'beaned' Yanks pitcher Cody Eppley and his (Chavez') reaction was priceless and you could read his lips, "Hey, HEY, HEY!"
  

Hilary Clinton Shows That At Least One White Stereotype Applies to Her



She Can't Dance!!! Hilary was in South Africa on an official state visit.  Everything was going pretty good until she decided to Bust a Move!  I wonder who had the better moves, Hilary or Monica Lewinsky?







Shameless Plug Time!



First and foremost, Thanks to all who read this blog! We truly appreciate my readers.  You guys are awesome!

Now, my shameless, selfless plug benefiting nobody buy ourselves.

If you are reading this blog, you are one of oour blog readers!  Hooray!!!

So I please ask that you follow my blog via Google Friend connect.  It is located to the left where all the pics are of the pretty people who follow the blog already.  It says "Fans of the Semi-Mad Man"  You can add your pretty pic there just by clicking the join button.  It is easy to do!

Also, I would ask that you like my blog page on Facebook.  You can find it at http://www.facebook.com/RamblingsOfASemiMadman or just click the Like button on the left hand column under all the flags.  You probably have to scroll down a little.  You can even get your pic on there as well.

Lastly, for those who have Networked Blogs app, please scroll down that left column to near the bottom.  You can follow my blog via Networked blogs by clicking that follow button.  Or you can just click on this link: http://www.networkedblogs.com/blog/ramblings-of-a-semi-mad-man

Oh wait, I almost fogot.  You can add me as a friend on facebook too. Here is my personal facebook page.

And if you have twitter, follow me as well:

@semi_madman


I also have a Google + account.

Damn!!!  I am connected!  Thanks for following and liking and friending and all that other stuff.  I will follow back, friend back and like back as well.  Just let me know!  I am also going to make a badge.  Maybe we can exchange badges (Damn, that sounds so Elementary Schoolish!)

Have a great day and thanks for Reading "Ramblings of a Semi-Madman"

--Matt Harvath

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Swingers

OK...Open minds I guess. He could watch me and the girl with those boobs!!!! I have no problem with that.

Bangkok Happy Hour

Remember I had a friend in Bangkok who sent me a pic of a Thai Bar Sex Show Menu.  He sent me these pic also.  He said it was legit, although you do not get to pick the girl.  He said they usually have the older, uglier ones giving away the free blow jobs.  He told me he has "heard" this and it is not from experience.


YEAH RIGHT!!!!


German Stephan Feck Introduces the Back Flop Dive

German diver Stephan Feck on the Men’s 3m springboard. He kind of had a fail there.  What would you call that a two and a half somersault with a back flop?


And here is another view of the flop  dive.

Down in Front!

A fan wasn't happy with Aly Raisman's dad, Rick, who had stood up to applaud his daughter. Down in front, to paraphrase.


Give the guy a break.  His Daughter is winning Gold!!!

Irish Announcer is Confused During Olympic Sailing

Hilarious!!! A confused Irishman provides Olympic sailing analysis.
"Who's Gonna catch the Cok?"

Ryan Lochte - Pool Pee!

Remember Last week I broke the story that Olympic swimmers pee in the pool.  Well here is even further proof from Olympic Gold Medalist Ryan Lochte:



Zachery, I Think You Are Destined to Be Single

--Enrique Santos

Miss USA Contestants Lip Sync "Call Me Maybe"

I found the Miss USA 2012 Contestants doing their version of Carly Rae Jepson's annoying song, "Call Me Maybe"  I hate that shitty song, but anytime I can post a group of babes doing anything...Well, I can't complain.  They sure look better than Carly singing it!



OK, so which version do you like the best?
A.  Crystal Palace Cheerleaders
B.  Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders
C. Miss USA 2012 Contestants

Quick note on Comments and Responses

HI,  I want to thank everyone for all of their comments.  I (Matt) handle all the comments since Enrique is too lazy to do it!  I have been out of town for a week, doing most of my posting by mobile phone or having set my posts to automatically appear while I was gone.  I just got back this morning and saw that I have about 100 post comments.  Beat with me.  I will be getting to all of those this week.

Once again, I appreciate all your comments and your continued support of this blog!

Maxine Asks About Obamacare


MAXINE IS A SMART WOMAN!

CNN - Not entirely "Politically Correct"

CNN's Starting Point was discussing the Sikh temple shootings in Oak Creek, Wisconsin in which alleged gunman Wade Michael Page killed 6 as worshippers prepared for religious services. Narinder Singh, the chairman of the board of trustees for the Sikh Coalition, was the guest.

So how did CNN return from commercial? To the upbeat tunes of Billy Joel's Only the Good Die Young.




And I thought CNN was the "Politically Correct" news network!

Carmelo Anthony Hits a Three, Argentinian Player Gets a Two!

Carmelo Anthony hit a three...Argentina’s Facundo Campazzo got two (as in two balls, nuts, nads, etc.)

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

10,000 Dildos Passed Out in NYC today...From Hot Dog Carts

dildo-cart - NYC hands out 10,000 dildos today from hot dog carts 
I almost missed this, but my buddy Ron let me know about it just minutes ago.  Ron is a New Yorker who keeps us up to date with all things New York.  He filled us in on the Seinfeld Food Truck and the Save Our Boobs Bus that had Porn Star Bree Olson running around in it.  Now he let us know about Trojan (The condom company that has apparently branched out into sex toys) and their plan to hand out 10,000 high-quality dildos in NYC today as a publicity stunt.  They are handing them out from two hot dog carts.

Trojan is currently in the middle of a campaign to bring sex toys out of the realm of embarrassed sex party fodder and into the mainstream.  Not sure what the tie in is with the Hot Dog carts other than Hot Dogs are pretty mainstream in NYC.  That and a Hot Dog is shaped like a Dildo...

I can hear the Dildo vendor now, “Dildos! Dildos here! Get your dildos!”

Babes of the 2012 Olympics (Part II) - THE VIDEO

So many of you enjoyed the first video, I decided to put up the second one.  Enjoy and try to control yourselves guys!

Ragu Pasta Sauce Sex Commercial

Just saw this commercial yesterday and two more times today. It is Hilarious and Brilliant. Commercial is below.

Water Polo Player Likes His Balls

Seriously Dude, couldn't you have waited until you were back in the Olympic Village to Rub one Out!

Terrifying Tuesdays - Playboy Bunny!

How can a Playboy Bunny be terrifying you ask?  Just look at this!!!  Scared the Shit out of Me!

This is Incredible!

WOW!  Can a human actually do that?  Why isn't he in the Olympics?  Steroids???



His Name is Josef Wadecki and he is from Poland.  All I can Say is "WOW!"

This is Legit - There is a GayOrbitz.com and Their Commercial is Hilarious!

I saw this LGBT themed Orbitz commercial for gay travel reviews featuring Miss Richfield several times over this last weekend. I wasn't quite sure it was real until I checked in to GayOrbitz.com this morning.

Not a bad commercial!

The Moon to Get Sued by the IOC

What beautiful pictures from London the other night.  A full moon became the 6th Olympic Ring.  Now I am sure that the IOC will probably try and sue the Moon for Copyright and logo infringement!



Ukrainian Ganna Shelekh Sets a World Record in the Pole Vault





Ganna Shelekh of The Ukraine Set a New World Record...For the World's Lowest Pole Vault!

Monday, August 6, 2012

Corona in my Cup - Lil Moco

LOL!!!  Great cover of Drink in My Cup.  This one is by LiL Moco, which means little booger!!!  Hilarious.

Southern Comfort Beach Commercial

Strange, Maybe Boring, but for some reason, I like it!  Maybe it is because I drink Southern Comfort...

The Art of Spanking

And who better to teach us the Fine Art of Spanking than Playboy Playmates!

A@$Hole Throws Bottle at 100m Finalist Just Before the Gun Goes Off

Some Asshole throw a bottle out onto the track and towards the athletes at last night's 100m finals in which Jamaica’s Usain Bolt set a new Olympic record of 9.63.



And an even better Video showing the Idiot throwing the bottle"

If that bottle would have hit one of the runners and caused a false-start, there would have been a ton of problems. Luckily, the douchebag that threw it had a wimpy arm. According to women's judo 70kg bronze winner Edith Bosch, the thrower ended up having the problem.  



I will translate that for you (using Google translate...My Dutch is a little rusty!) She tweeted "A drunken guest throws a bottle for me on the track! I HAVE BEATEN HIM .... Unbelievable! GVD ... I also missed the 100 m! What a BEEP!"

“A man was arrested inside the Olympic Stadium on suspicion of causing a public nuisance on the evening of Sunday, 5 August,” a Scotland Yard spokesman said.

“The man had been heard to shout abuse and then throw a plastic bottle on to the track immediately prior to the start of the men’s 100m final.

“He remains in custody at an east London police station.”

Edith later told Dutch TV station NOS: "I had seen the man walking around earlier and said to people around me that he was a peculiar bloke. Then he threw that bottle and in my emotion I hit him on the back with the flat of my hand. Then he was scooped up by the security. However, he did make me miss the final, and I am very sad about that."

Good Job Edith!
Dutch Judo Bronze Medal Winner -  Edith Bosch

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