Saturday, September 22, 2012

Porn Stars Go On A Rant!







Great video of Porn stars setting the record straight!
--Enrique Santos

Rihanna Gives a Fan a Sexy Dance Onstage!



Rihanna can give me a Sexy Lapdance anytime!  And I promise I won't hit her!

This lucky fan was pulled onto the stage and then given a sexy lap dance by Rihanna!  Why doesn't this shit ever happen to me!  With my luck, it would be Roseanne Barr or Snooki or some other God Awful woman doing that to me!
 

Linsey Stirling and Dubstep Violin

I am not really into this music, but for some reason, this caught my attention.  Popular violinist Lindsey Stirling has a song that mixes dubstep electronic music with her beautiful violin playing.  Lindsey isn't all that bad looking either.

Happy Birthday to Billie Piper

Billie Piper is an English Singer and Actress.  She is also a Hottie and you know how we honor Hotties on this blog!

Billie turns 30 today.  I really have no idea what she sings or what movies she has been in.  All I know is a friend sent me this pic last night and told me I should put her on the blog because it is her birthday.  We aim to keep our readers happy, so we obliged him!  A Quick internet search shows she was on a TV show called Dr. Who and I can safely say that I never heard any of her songs, but it doesn't really matter when you look like that!!!

Jackie Robinson Movie "42" - Official Trailer

This looks like it is going to be a good one!  About time someone made a movie about him!

That Isn't All She Loves...

I would say she loves her McDonald's too!!!

Our Favorite Songs - Vanity "Pretty Mess"

Vanity (Denise Matthews) was one of Prince's finds in the mid 80's.  She was a hottie who he used to front the group Vanity 6.  She got her start being a Nude Model and one of the many women who proudly stripped down for B-Movies.  Vanity 6 was a group of three hotties who always performed in lingerie. Prince called Vanity 6 his "Hooker" project.   Basically, they were Prince's sex toys!

After they broke up, Vanity went solo.  Her biggest (only) hit was "Pretty Mess" In 1994, she gave up all the entertainment stuff and became a Born Again Christian.  She is now a preacher who travels the country speaking at Evangelical Churches.

Here she is back in her Hot, slutty days singing "Pretty Mess" on Solid Gold, hosted by Rick Dees (Who was the Ryan Seacrest of the late 80's and early 90's)


Laura Vandervoort - HAPPY BIRTHDAY




One of our favorite Hotties, Laura Vandervoort, turns 28 today!  You probably know her from the Series "V" or from Smallville.  

Laura, we love you here at Ramblings, even though you are Canadian!  LOL - Just kidding on the Canada thing.  There are actually a lot of Hottie Canadians...

Turn Away if You Get Grossed Out Easy!

This is pretty gruesome.  Everytime I see a video like this, I think of Joe Theisman and his infamous broken leg years ago.
Steve Zakuani of the Seattle Sounders broke his right leg after being slide tackled by Brian Mullan of the Colorado Rapids. You can clearly see it flapping around as he is rolling to the ground. 

Here is the video, and that the sound you hear around the 14-second mark is his tibia being snapped:

Friday, September 21, 2012

Our Favorite Songs - Steel Panther "17 Girls in a Row"




I definitely would classify this video NSFW - Nearly Naked Women and the F-word is used alot. You have been warned!
 

Uhhh...Nice Car?!?!?!

So I am browsing the internet and checking my emails when I click on a link a friend sent me.  No warning or anything.  Up pop's this picture!

At the exact same moment I clicked on it, my 8 year old son comes sneaking up behind me in the office.  He looks at the screen and I say "Damn, that is a nice car!  Get me one of those!"

To which he responds, "Dad, you are crazy!  You are looking at that girl's butt.  Don't Lie!"

Smart Kid!!!

Remy LaCroix in Another Hot Hula Hoop Video

I already posted a GIF of her Hot Hula Hooping, now here is the whole video!!!  This is Remy LaCroix and she is a bona-fide Hottie.  Check out our other Hula Hoop Hotties!

Free Advice Fridays - How to Make Men's Tennis More Watch-able

Now we are only talking about Men's tennis here since there are a number of hotties in Women's tennis and even I, a tennis hater, will pause to watch a beauty playing a match with a tank top and short skirt.

So how can the powers that be in the tennis world make Tennis enjoyable for the average Joe?
FIRE!!!!!!

That's right - Balls soaked in gas and set on fire, rackets dipped in gas.  Trust me, this would work. I would watch it.  Check out the video below and tell me you would not watch a US Open or French Open match if that shit was going on?  Hell, I would even watch the first and second rounds!

Stud Undies



Courtesy of one of my favorite stores, Spencer’s GiftsStud Undies are "specially designed brief underwear for the particularly well-endowed gentlemen in your life." Ladies, I am expecting a couple of pairs of these in my stocking for Christmas!!!


Amazing Facts to Blow Your Mind!

These facts will make your head explode! (or so says the title)  If you want to sound smart around your friends and non-nonchalantly drop a few cool facts from time to time, watch this video!  

Stormtrooper Star Wars Hooded Bath Robe

Don't know what to get your Sci-Fi Geek friend for Christmas?  Here is something every Star Wars Fan will be dying to have: A Stormtrooper Star Wars Hooded Bath Robe!


You can find it for $74.95 at Neatoshop.com. It actually looks very comfy and Damn Well it should be comfy!  At $74.95, it better be one of the most comfy bathrobes ever!!!!  I hate to disappoint my Star Wars lovin' friends, but they won't be getting this for Christmas.  I will stick to the little lego Star Wars action Figures!

TGIF - Remember ABC's TGIF Shows?


Being that today is Friday, it’s a perfect time to take a look back at one of the most iconic television lineups of the late 1980's and early1990s. Starting in 1988, ABC began to run family oriented programming every Friday night between the hours of 8pm and 10pm. Many of the shows that made up that lineup, primarily sitcoms, have since cemented their place as classics in the hearts of 90s kids across America (and most likely everywhere else around the globe)
How are we going to undertake this mass-reminiscence?
Through opening credits and theme songs of course!
Before we get into the individual shows, let’s take a look at TGIF’s theme song that let us know it was time for the funny to begin (specifically the 1991 version):



Now let's walk back in time and watch the intros of some of the specific TGIF shows.  Hope this brings back some Memories...

Step by Step



Billy
(starring future Nerd Johnny Galecki)




Boy Meets World



Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
(Love the Theme Song!)




Perfect Strangers




Full House
(Remember the Olsen Twins when they were cute and innocent?)



Family Matters



There were others, but these were the most popular ones.  Now go and have a Great Friday!!!

Free Advice Friday - More Ways to Get Rid of a One-Night Stand

I promised you part 2 and I deliver.  Don't forget to check out Part 1 from last Friday!

South Bend, Indiana - Pubic Schools

Found this in the archives from the old blog.  A buddy of mine lives in Chicago and was in South Bend, Indiana two years ago.  He had sent me this picture of a South Bend Schools billboard for my old blog.

 YES, THAT IS A MAJOR TYPO!!!  Apparently South Bend has good Public Schools, they just can't spell.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

My Friend Ron is Going to Japan, So Here is A Sexy Japanese Go-Go Dancer

Ron, Have fun in Japan!

--Enrique Santos

I Admit, I Can't Look Into Her Eyes

Maybe if she would look at me....Screw It!  I could never look up from those two!


--Enrique Santos


Actress Ashley Greene Goes to the Beach

And she is looking Hot!  I hate Twilight and all of those movies, but when she looks like this I kind of have to forgive her...  That is one lucky guy with her!



MY UPS Driver Doesn't Look Like This

How come I have never received a UPS delivery from anyone even remotely resembling this woman. And I’m fairly certain that the uniform she’s wearing isn’t regulation. Who can I talk to about this?

OOOPS - That is a Fail!


Hot Blonde Trainer and the Gamecock?

This Hottie Blonde Trainer was BUSTED on National TV.  She was checking out South Carolina Gamecocks' injured Wide Receiver Bruce Ellington very intensely.  Bet she is embarrassed.  And If I was Bruce, I would look that hottie up!!!

Horse Kicks Slap-Happy Man = FAIL!!!

I guess the guy had it coming.  Don't be slappin' and clappin' behind a Horse!!!

A New Meaning for "Six Pack Abs"

Somehow, I would imagine there are at least 30 or 40 NASCAR fans with this exact same tattoo!

Student Essays in the year 2009

As part of my evergoing reposting of education posts from my old blog, I thought I would post this one.  Why?  Because now I am a college Professor and I am just got an essay handed-in to me that had two paragraphs copied from Wikipedia!  UNBELIEVABLE!!!!
Here is the original Post:  (From Oct. 2009)

This just about sums up the essays that I get handed into me in class nowadays.


The "Copied from Wikipedia" is especially prevalent nowadays.

(and still is!)

Chia Obama



Been seeing alot of ads on TV for "Chia Obama."  WTF!!!  Who the heck actually wants to buy a Chia Obama?  And why are there two Chia Obamas?  A Happy and a Determined Chia Obama.  Why don't they have a "Confused Chia Obama"  or a "self-righteous Chia Obama"?  Perhaps they should have the "Pimp Daddy Chia Obama" or the "Rock Star Chia Obama"  Unbelievable. 

And his people say he doesn't want to be some kind of cultural icon or have a rock-star personality.  Yeah, right!!!! 


Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Kim Kardashian in Mexico

I am not the biggest Kim Kardashian fan, but I will admit that at times, I think she is super Hot!  Kind of weird, but she does not always look hot, just in certain photos, Like these from Mexico!  But, after seeing recent pics of a plumper Kim Kardashian, I have to wonder if these pictures were not photoshopped to make her look skinny.  These pictures were taken only a few weeks ago.

Here are a couple more pics:


And here are a couple of pics of Kim taken just a week or so ago:




Either they were photoshopped or she gained a ton of weight in a very short time!

Facts Presented by Babes - Part V

The latest installment of our popular series (And we don't give a crap if they are real facts or not!):





And don't forget to check out our other installments:
Facts Presented by Babes 1

Facts Presented by Babes 2

Facts Presented by Babes 3

Facts Presented by Babes 4

Olive Juice


I have no idea what this is all about, but it is HOT!


The girl's name is Aimee Fogelman. Remember that name, she will make another appearance on this blog, guaranteed!

Bill Murray is the Man

Need I say More!

Our Favorite Songs - Van Halen "Panama"




One of the greatest Van Halen songs of all time!!!

This is a Hot Mugshot

Not sure what she is charged with, but I am kind of turned on by the mugshot!

What Happens When A Hottie Sunbathes in Downtown L.A.?

Let's Find Out...



From The King and Queen of Pranks, Nikki and John

Maybe We Should Listen to the Dalai Lama


The Dalai Lama is a very smart man.  When he was asked "What thing about humanity surprises you the most?", the Dalai Lama answered:

"Man…. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."

Words of wisdom!!!

Crazy Offer

From my old blog, but his offer still stands as no one has taken him up on it:

Talked to a friend of mine from Texas today.  He is a crazy SOB.  He told me that he has made a standing offer to pay for any kid's college if he/she is named SuperIncredibleAwesomeStud (legally) at birth. The child must retain the name until after he/she graduates from college, at which time he/she can change it to something less...crazy if they so choose. This is not a bad deal.  If I ever have another baby, I may take him up on this. A little school-yard taunting is worth the $200K that a college education is going to cost by the year 2030.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Perhaps the Greatest Biking Video of All-Time!

OK, No Doubt IT IS THE GREATEST Biking Video of All-Time!

UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste Has a Calendar




How many Freakin' Calendars are there for 2013?  Seriously!  I think just about every woman who is an 8 or better has a calendar for next year.  I need to get some numbers.  This must be a world record or something.

Anyway, UFC Ring Girl and Bad-Ass Hottie Arianny Celeste Has one coming out.  She also has a "Behind the Scenes" Video which is definitely worth a look.  Better buy this one or she may just kick your ass!   Enjoy!


This Old Man Can "Move It"

Kate Middleton - All A-Titter!

Royal Kate Middleton and hubby Prince William visited the Soloman Islands yesterday, where many of the local woman go topless.  How appropriate just days after Kate's nude pictures surfaced!  The New York Post just couldn't resist this headline today:

Great Ad for Beer!


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