Saturday, November 24, 2012

She is Naked and Not Happy

I think her friends must have told her everyone was going to be naked, but they aren't.  She got burned!


On a positive note, she has nothing to be ashamed of.  Damn, she is a hottie with a perfect body!  Lighten Up and go with it!


More Weird Miley Cyrus Pics


I recently wrote a post about how I think Miley is a Lesbian and it is just a matter of time until she comes out and tells the world that she is into women. I have no problem with that. I am into women too. And I love Lesbians, especially the Hottie kind of Lesbians. 

Miley Cyrus released some pics recently with her funk, punk/goth/lesbian hair style and look. Some of the pics had a tinge of sluttiness in them, although they were not slutty enough for my taste. Glad to see that she is working on that though. Keep at it Miley and if you need some help, you know where to reach me!



I recently wrote a post about how I think Miley is a Lesbian and it is just a matter of time until she comes out and tells the world that she is into women. I have no problem with that. I am into women too. And I love Lesbians, especially the Hottie kind of Lesbians.

Miley Cyrus released some pics recently with her funk, punk/goth/lesbian hair style and look. Some of the pics had a tinge of sluttiness in them, although they were not slutty enough for my taste. Glad to see that she is working on that though. Here, see for yourself:

Porn Star Quotes - Ellie Idol


Ellie Idol - "Today I got paid to watch a guy with a micro penis pee in a cup and drink it. Hehehe it was awesome. He also pinched himself with a clip."

Rather disturbing if you ask me, but I guess I could watch the same thing if I was getting paid to do it...




Don't forget to check out our other Porn Star Quotes!



10 Bets You Can't Lose

Want to win some easy money?  Sure you do.  We  all do. Here are 10 bets you will always win via Quirkology.

Our Readers - Maria From Recife

Maria is one of many (OK, we average about 20 hits a day from Brazil) of our Brazilian Readers.  She lives in Recife and said her boyfriend and her check out the blog everyday (Boo for having a boyfriend.  He is a lucky guy).  She sent us these two pictures for us to enjoy.  The second one was especially for our Hand Bra Collection, which we published our first installment on Thursday night.  Check it out here!

Thanks Maria, We Love You!  and if you ever dump your boyfriend, let us know.

It Was Just a Matter of Time - TSA's Pin-up Calendar 2013

Several of my readers have been following my attack of the TSA.  I have so many posts about the TSA, I don't even want to list them all here.  Just click on the TSA tag below the post to see the others (There are some good ones!) 

One reader, Ben from Texas,  sent me this email of leaked images.   In actual fact these images are from a corporate ad campaign from last May promoting EIZO medical imaging high precision displays specifically designed for the examination and diagnosis of radiographs.

Even though these were not specifically designed for TSA agents, this does not mean they will not enjoy viewing the following images.

And by the Way, isn't it kind of dangerous for one girl to have been exposed to so much X-Ray radiation?  Just saying... I hope she isn't planning on having any kids!
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WTF did I Just Watch?

What is this?  Is this Art?  Theater? or just some guy who likes to dress and act as a cat (Sorry, Snow Leopard!)?

Spiderman Will Do Anything for His Country!


Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Infographic

If you Like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, then you will love this infographic.  Click on the image to see it full size


Friday, November 23, 2012

Courtney Stodden Recently Turned 18 - Is Porn in Her Future?


Courtney Stodden turned 18 years old a couple of months ago. She was able to vote in the elections this month, she can gamble in Vegas, and now she can become a porn star. And since turning 18, at least 4 porn companies have offered her contracts.

Stodden, who is famous for marrying a 50-year-old actor when she was 16, has been teasing mankind with her sexiness for the past couple of years. She has tweeted out numerous pics of her nearly naked, and has taken some pretty risque photos for a teen. Why? She loves the spotlight and she loves being the center of attention. She is a media whore!

The 18 year-old got a boob job when she was 17, some believe it was 16, and has had a couple other cosmetic surgeries done to make her look "Sexier".

TMZ has reported that one of the companies is Brazzers.com. Brazzers wants her to shoot a movie with Keiran Lee, the man with the "Million Dollar Penis". (In comparison, my penis is more like $10).
   
Babes.com also offered Stodden a Porn contract. They have already written a whole porno movie specifically for Stodden that would be based on her real life. They plan to call it "Happily Humping My Hubby."

Currently, Courtney has not responded to the offers. I truly believe that if she can't get into mainstream acting or modeling, she will take one of the porn offers. She needs the attention.

Landry Fields and his Hottie Girlfriend Elaine Alden!

Landry Fields Plays in the NBA for the Toronto Raptors, but who really gives a shit?  I don't.  I do give a shit about his Hot girlfriend.  Fields is dating Model Elaine Alden.  That is them up above. WOW!  Sheis beautiful!

Anyway, I have no idea who Landry Fields is and I have no idea if he is any good or not, but this post isn't about him.  She is obviously dating that guy because he makes a ton of cash.  Even the crappy NBA basketball players make about $1 million a year.

Let's get back to Elaine.  Elaine has been featured in Maxim, GQ and a plethora of other men's magazines.  She also has a great twitter account in which she posts pics of her in bikinis, tight dresses, etc.

Here are some more pics of Elaine (I promise they will all be without that Landry dude!)







Amanda Rae Michaels Will Start Your Weekend Off Right!

Here are a couple of pictures of an incredibly sexy Miami model named Amanda Rae Michaels to help get your weekend started right. These were all taken from her Hot Twitter account.  You should definitely follow her on Twitter here.





The Ugliest Haircut/Mancut/Shave...EVER!

What the Hell was this guy thinking? I hope to God he either lost a bet, did it for $$$ (a ton of $$$) or some incredibly hot girl told him she would sleep with him if he cut his hair like that.  If it isn't because of one of the aforementioned possibilities, then this guy is just plain stupid!!!

Free Advice Fridays - How to Deliver a Package

A friend of mine who works for UPS sent this to me. He told me that many of the drivers do this, especially if it is a house they have been to before and they don't like the resident. According to him, some of them either Talk too much or are just assholes.  So be nice to your UPS and Fed Ex people!


Kate Middleton's Cousin is a Stripper


Katrina Darling is the cousin of Kate Middleton.  She is also a stripper.  I am sure the Duchess of Cambridge and the Royal Family would like to keep this underwraps, but I have to say a Big "Not gonna Happen." as long as I am blogging.  First of, scandalous pics of someone related to the royal family (OK, not blood relations but they are"Cousins-in-Laws)  is awlays newsworthy.  Secondly, I love pics of strippers, so Katrina would probably have made the blog even if she wasn't Kate's "Black Sheep" cousin.

And it looks like Katrina has used the fact that her cousin is Kate Middleton to advance her career.  She now has a Playboy cover and spread to add to her stripping resume.  Well done!

By the way, can you really be called a stripper if you have to wear pasties?  Is that a British Thing?  Can the girls even get naked in Strip Clubs in the UK?  Just wondering...

Here are some more pics, Enjoy!





Bacon Wrapped Turkey

My friend sent me this pic from their Family's Thanksgiving, which they are celebrating today.  They are cooking a Bacon Wrapped Turkey!  Looks Delicious (and very fattening, but who cares!)


Jesus and the Dinosaurs

Somebody found this in one of their old Bible School Books.  So now we know where Chuck Norris gets all of his stuff from...

First Christmas Post


If your neighbor goes crazy with the lights, don't even try to outdo him.  Just keep it simple like this guy did.  Saves a ton of time and $$ on your electric bill. 
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