Saturday, December 8, 2012

A Hot and Nerdy Porn Star


Usually when you think of porn stars, you think "Hot and Slutty" or "Hot and Sexy" or just "Hot", but you rarely think of "Hot and Nerdy."

I finally found a porn star who fits into the last category. Now nerds and geeks have a babe they can call their own! This porn star is into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles so much that she adopted April O’Neil as her porn name. If you follow her on twitter you’ll know she’s way too into Doctor Who (and she posts some pretty hot pics of herself).

Also, check out this video of her that we posted awhile back in which she and a few other porn star hotties go on a rant.

This is the first post in our new series, Hot Nerds.  We will be presenting some of the hottest, sexiest  girls who have geeky qualities.  If you know of some, please leave us a comment and we will look her up.  Geeky girls, send us your pics!!!



WTF - A Horse Dildo? (NSFW)


Here is the website where you can buy these things:  Bad-Dragon.com
They Sell Horse and "Dragon" Dildos. I guess people use them since they have a website. WTF!  I guess a person could "legally" live out their bestiality fetishes and fantasies.  WEIRD...

Arianny Celeste Likes Fitness


UFC Octagon girl Arianny Celeste likes to stay fit and it definitely shows. We already gave you a preview of her 2013 calendar here.  Now we give you a behind the scenes look at one of her Hot Photo Shoots!



Hotties and Beer Bongs - What a Combination!


You know what I am talking about. A bunch of guys get together, some girls show up and everyone is drinking a few beers.  Then, all of a sudden, somebody magically appears with a beer bong and the party is taken to a whole new level!  Guys start bonging beers to look cool.  Soon, the girls want to give it a try. Girls however don’t get the recognition they deserve when it comes to chugging a beer and quite frankly, there are some girls that can drink us guys under the table.  I know of 3 or 4 the can outdrink even me.

This post is dedicated to hot chicks using beer bongs who defiantly know how to party. Enjoy!









Ronda Rousey Likes Sex (Before Fights)




MMA Badass Ronda Rousey was on Jim Rome's show last week.  Rome asked her about having sex before matches.  Ronda answered that she tries and have a lot of sex before fights because it raises her testosterone level.  Although she adds "Not with like, everybody. I don't put out Craigslist's ads or anything. If I got a steady I'm gonna be like, 'Yo, fight time's coming up."'

Now who wouldn't want to be her steady?

I am Going to Clone My Penis

Yes, you read the title of this post correctly.  I really want to clone my penis.  Why? It isn't like it is gigantic or super thick, I had a fairly normal penis.  But it has brought a lot of joy to a lot of women.  I feel it is my duty to clone it for future generations.  Women eighty years from now will be able to enjoy my penis!  What a legacy I will leave.
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How will I clone my penis?  I found this kit (site NSFW) online.

I figure I can start marketing this next year. I might as well use my Willy to make a little money while I am still alive, right?

Why should you buy my willy? Let me tell you why. Choose the category that you fall under to read my reason behind buying my cloned penis.

Ladies (married, single or married ladies that act single) - We all know that everyone gets lonely from time-to-time.  And ladies, you have needs.  I know this and so does my penis.  Both myself and my Willy have a lot of experience with lonely ladies.  What better way to take care of your loneliness and fulfill your needs thank breaking out my magical Willy.  The rest is up to you!

Gay Guys - I have nothing against homosexual men.  Several of my friends are Gay.  But I just don't find guys attractive.  Sorry, it is nothing personal.  Therefore, my cloned Willy is the closest my penis will ever get to a male asshole. So if you want my magical Willy, this is the only way you are going to get it.

Lesbians - You may be a Lesbian, but you still use dildos on each other, am I right?  Strap ons, vibrators, etc.  Why not use mine?  You can use it freestyle or put it in one of those strap-on holsters and go for it.  The possibilities are endless.

Straight Guys in a relationship - A lot of guys don't like the idea of their wife or girlfriend owning a sex toy.  They feel that maybe they will end up liking the toy more than their manhood.  Go ahead and get them my cloned willy.  It isn't that big, it is normal.  You can probably say to your significant other,  “At least mine isn’t that small.” No inferiority complex using my Willy.

Straight Guys not in a relationship - My Willy has many uses.  Use it as a paperweight, or a gag gift, or throw it at your Cat when they are sitting on top of the TV.  Use it as a fetch toy for your dog.  There are a ton of possibilities

You are sold?  Do you want one?  I am going to start taking orders next week and then start cloning my penis in a couple of weeks.  I am thinking of selling them for $50.  That is a small price to pay for years and years of pleasure.  This is probably the best Penis offer ever on the internet. And it is just in time for Christmas.  So if you want one, leave a comment or send me an email. Buy it for yourself or for your loved one.  It is a gift that keeps on giving.   I promise you years and years of pleasure with my Willy.  :)

NOTE:  I will begin working on a prototype with my balls attached to the penis so you can even get the feel of them slapping against you.  Look for that in early 2013!


Christmas in Dallas


Pull Out and Save $600

Hell, I think it would be even more after diapers, doctor fees, baby food, etc.!!!

What a Great Mother Teaching Her Kid To Model at an Early Age!

Nothing like getting your kid interested in modeling at an early age!


The Pizza Saver (Not Sure if that is the real name for this thing)

I am calling this thing the pizza saver, although I am not sure what the real name for this awesome little invention is.  I remember I first saw one in the late 80's.  I was just a kid, but for some reason I vividly remember my dad opening a pizza hut delivery box that had a great pepperoni and sausage pizza in it and he saw this thing.  He proclaimed:  "This is great. The cheese isn't sticking to the top of the box.  Whoever came up with this is a genius."

Why do I remember that?  I have no idea.  It is just one of those freaky things that sticks in your head.  It really is simple; just a white plastic table looking tripod thing.

I nominate this little gizmo as one of the 50 greatest inventions of all-time (I have no idea if there is a poll for this topic, and if there isn't, I will soon invent one.  Maybe a new series of posts...)  Why?  2 Things make this thing AWESOME!

1. It is a Pizza Saver, so it actually saves pizza!  And Pizza is one of the most important things on earth.  Right up there with water and oxygen.  Even more specifically, it saves the cheese!  I hated opening a pizza box and the middle part of the pizza is stuck to the top of the box.  You then had to scrape that cheese and sauce off the top, many times scraping bits of cardboard with it.  YUCK!  The pizza spacer goes in the middle of the pizza box and keeps all of the pizza's gooey deliciousness from sticking to the cardboard during delivery.

2. After you eat the pizza, the pizza saver can be used for a ton of other things.  I have seen little girls use it in their dollhouses.  My neighbor (who was a girl) used it with her barbie dolls.  People have put it in their mice cages and used it as a stool for the little critters to sit and stand on.  I have seen it used as a pedestal for rocks and other collectibles.  I have even seen people use them to make jewelry and glittery necklaces.
So this multi-functioned invention is so important to both pizza lovers and little kids, pet owners and jewelers.  Give the Pizza Saver the credit it deserves!  

They Still Have the Rubik's Cube?

I guess so and some 16 year old set the World Record.  This happened at the Kubaroo Open 2011 that took place this weekend in Melbourne, Australia. Congrats to Feliks Zemdegs for breaking the record. He solved it in 6.24 seconds.  That is pretty impressive.  I have solved that thing once or twice, each time taking days (or was it months?)  

I hope this does something for you in life.  At the very least, some geeky chick will be wowed by it someday. 

The Anus Burger

UH...I Will Pass on that one!

Did you Poop?

Saw this while I was pooping at a bar downtown last night (I try not to poop while outside of the house, but sometimes you just gotta do it.)  Someone had already written the "Yes" on there, but I may start taking a pen so I can answer all the graffiti on the walls of bathroom stalls.  I could be all philosophical and shit and become known as the "Plato of the Bathroom Stalls".

Anyway, iam rambling because I have been drinking and it is like 2 AM in the morning.  I just got home and decided to share this with the world.  WHY?  Because I am drunk and rambling, after all this is "Ramblings" of a semi-madman.  That is what I am supposed to do.  I will probably see this post tomorrow and wonder why the hell io did this, but for now, enjoy what little htere is left of the night while I go and pass out


Friday, December 7, 2012

Claudia Galanti - Paraguayan Hottie


Claudia Galanti is a Latina Hottie/Model from Paraguay. We Love Latinas!!!





Two Micro-Bikini Hotties - Our Favorite Bikinis


I love it that the Micro-Bikini is really coming into style!  Can't wait for next summer.
Which one do you like better, the one on the left or right?

Check out All of Our Other Favorite Bikinis

Hottie of the Day - Sofia Webber


Sofia Webber is Hot!!!!



Glittertits8


I think she would need a lot of Glitter!

The Best Dog Photobomb Ever!

She is trying to look all casual and sexy and then her dog pops into the pic - Hilarious!

Salvador de Bahia


Found this on my computer archive.  I like to include travel narratives on this blog from my past travels.  When I have traveled in the past, I usually kept a detailed journal about my travels.  This was an excerpt from my visit to Salvador Bahia, Brasil. 

I arrived in Salvador last Monday and I have been roaming the city for three days.  I love it!!!  It is my favorite city in Brasil so far. 

I arrived to the airport in Salvador and I went directly to the tourist info booth and hopped on an omnibus to reach my hostel.  I flew here from Manaus after recovering from my bout with Malaria, so I was ready to get back to traveling.  I had been laid up in Manaus for 10 days. 

As in Manaus, I found that using my Spanish was sufficient to communicate.  Although I am slowly learning some Portuguese, I have found that they understand my near fluent Spanish much better than my broken Portuguese.  I had no troubles navigating the airport of getting to my hostel.  The Hostel was dead so I couldn't ask for advice on places to eat.  I just headed out on my own.  The people were so helpful.  I asked several locals for some good restaurants and they pointed me to a great little restaurant.  There was no name outside of it and I would never have known it was a restaurant if it weren't for the locals. 

The culture in Salvador is awesome. Music and dancing seems to be everywhere and going on at all hours of the day and the night.  The people here just love to dance.  I have been out all three nights to various dancing clubs.  The clubs don't open until 10 or 11 and really don't get going till after midnight.  I left the clubs around 4 AM and they still were packed when I left.   If you love nightlife, Salvador is the place for you.

I’ve visited a few beaches around the town (Arembepe and Praia do forte) and then headed off to Morro de Sao Paulo.  This place is incredible.  It is a nice little island, although it was packed with tourists.  I did not let that disappoint my visit though.   
My visit to Brasil has really felt like a visit to three entirely different countries.  It is hard to believe that I have stayed in Brasil the whole month.   The Amazon,  Rio and Bahia each have a very unique and distinct feel to them.   I experienced culture shock each time I traveled to a new location.   I have yet to travel to Sao Paulo, but I imagine it will be entirely different as well. 

It is almost time to head out.  I can hear the bands congregating in the street and hear kids yelling around.  It is 10:30 and the night is just beginning to come to life.  I will write more later. 

You Know You're From Texas When...

So true, especially the part about Whataburger and OU Still Sucking!

Free Advice Fridays - Advice to the Ladies

Ladies:  If you have any questions or need further advice, let me know.  Enjoy!!

-When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response.

-When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it.

-Don't be upset that I didn't think the romantic movie was warm and fuzzy. I wasn't paying attention to the dialog, just the naughty parts.

-Do not ask me to do household chores in front of my friends. Even if I do not have to do them until some time in the future. And don't be negative when you give me more than one to do. I am proud of the fact that I did one and can easily ignore the other nine.

-The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.

-If you don't like the way I am driving close your eyes. And I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling alarmed noise. I haven't hit anything yet and if I do it will probably be your fault.

-Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.

-There is no such thing as too many DVDs and Blu-Ray Discs.

-When I say she is kind of hot, I am not saying she is hotter than you so there is no point in starting an argument over it. I don't start with you over Brad Pitt, that French guy from "Dancing with the Stars"  or one of those other dumb-ass losers.

-Buying electronics items and sporting goods is a God-given right. It does not matter if we need them or not.

-I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look.

-Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed. And remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what the occasion is. After all I am getting dressed, not getting ready.

-Don't ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a certain accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a no win situation and would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV.

-Please do not distract me when I am reading in the bathroom. It only causes me to lose my place, have to re-read the section, and further extends my time in there.

-Assume when we are in the video store that I am not interested in a romantic comedy. This will greatly expedite our time there.

-I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ.

-Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like stadium crowd background noise to me. I am not ignoring you.

November 2012 Fail Compilation Video

Ready for some FAILS?!?!?



Thanks to TwisterNederland.com!

It is Time to Put Gangnam Style to Rest

When parodies of the song have come to this: "Spartan High School Style", then I think we can safely say that Gangnam Style has been around way too long!  The high school is Garden Spot High School in New Holland, Pennsylvania.  If I went to this High School, I would be Embarrassed!

This may be the worst video ever posted on YouTube!  EVER!!!

Bacon Nativity Scene

For people who Love Bacon: 




Thursday, December 6, 2012

Kitty Lea - Your Dress is Assless!



Kitty Lea is a Model from the UK.  I have never heard of her so I can't tell you much.  I can tell you that her dress is one of a kind!  I have never seen an assless dress, even in Porn movies!

This pic is from her twitter account and she seemed very proud of her assless dress.  I am hoping Kitty Lea is going to start a new fashion trend!  Assless dresses, pants, ski wear, anything assless!  Let's just hope this trend stays in Female Fashion and not crossover to the guys.  And come to think of it, there are a lot of ladies that I would hate to see wearing assless pants.  DAMN! I am divided!

While I weigh the pros and cons of assless pants, here are some more pics of Kitty Lea



Hottie of the Day!

HI!! We are starting a new feature here at the blog -- "The Hottie of the Day". We will try and post one each  and everyday. Please feel free to send us your hot Pictures too.  We would love to share pictures of some of our sexy Readers - ENJOY!!!!!!

For the first edition, a two for one special. BEACH HOTTIES!!!

Girl or Guy? - Latina Edition

We haven't posted a "Girl or Guy?" post for awhile, so here is another one.  What do you think?  Is this Latina a Girl or a guy?


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