Saturday, March 30, 2013

I Know You Want to See Emma Watson Lick Her Lips!


That's What Friends are For

...To Save you from a potentially embarrassing situation.  Just imagine what it would have done to that girls reputation if her naked picture leaked all over the internet.  She might have lost her job, her boyfriend, and who knows what else.  That friend that covered her breasts deserves a shot or two!



Hottie of the Day - Deh Alves





Deh Alves is another Brazilian Babe. She is from São Paulo, Brazil.  Enjoy This Sexy Brazilian









And Don't forget to check out our Other Hotties of the Day


TeenyB Bikini Couture - Ditch The Diaper Event!

TeenyB gives ladies a Bikini Make Over and they film it...Which means we get to watch ladies in Bikinis!

The MinusIQ Pill

MinusIQ is The pill to lower your IQ permanently. Why?  The world's a much brighter place when you're not too bright for it.  Think about it.  This world is full of dumb-asses and ignorant SOB's. I would venture to guess that there are WAYYY More stupid people in it than smarter ones.  It is a losing battle.  The Stupid people are winning out.  Look at all the FAIL Videos!  Might as well join them.  Maybe us smart folks would enjoy the world if we were dumb like so many others out there!  (Luckily, I think only smart people read this blog, so I will let you know when I start taking these pills so you can prepare yourself for some stupidity on the blog!)


The Shady Sluts Prank

Miami Practical Joker Vitaly Zdorovetskiy is back with the Shady Sluts Prank.

Water is Dangerous!! BE CAREFUL!

This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny


H2O: Dangerous Chemical!

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."
And for plenty of good reasons, since:
  1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
  2. it is a major component in acid rain
  3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
  4. accidental inhalation can kill you
  5. it contributes to erosion
  6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
  7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.
  • Forty-three (43) said yes,
  • six (6) were undecided,
  • and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.
The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"
He feels the conclusion is obvious.

Is it a Snowboard, a Skateboard? It's Freeboard!

Here is the Freebord. It is kind of like riding a snowboard on pavement.  A Snowboard/Skateboard Hybrid.  On this innovative piece of extreme sports technology, riders can carve, slide, slow down and stop whenever they want.



Pretty Cool.  And this video kind of makes me want to hop on a plane and fly to San Francisco.

This In The Entry of a Restaurant - It Is Kind of Scary

Sent to me by Mike in Boston.  He snapped this pic that was at the entrance to an Italian Restaurant there.  My friend Sherry saw it and told me she would turn around and walk out.  I have to say, it does look creepy but it is all about the food!

Friday, March 29, 2013

Our Readers - Please Beautiful, Send More!

A Random Pic popped into our mailbox this morning.  No name or message.  Just this beautiful Pic!  PLEASE SEND MORE!!!


Of course, knowing our luck it was probably some perverted guy who sent us this.  If it was...Thanks!!! :)

Ladies, send your pics to semi.madman@gmail.com

Sara Jean Underwood

Sara Jean Underwood has made several sexy appearances on this blog.  We have sent her various emails and called her several times to see if she would do an interview with us, but I guess she things we are kind of "Freaky".  We are still working on it...


Yoga has done that body good!

Hottie of the Day #2 - Charlie Webster

Charlie Webster is a British Sky Sports TV Host and all-around Sexy Babe.  Those Brits sure do produce a lot of Hotties!























And here is a behind the scenes video of her recent FHM photo shoot.

The Girl With the Tramp Stamp Tattoo

Emma Roberts stars in The Girl With The Tramp Stamp Tattoo, alongside Joe Manganiello, Ray Wise & Brian Huskey in the most anticipated film of 2011, based on the book trilogy by Stieg Larsson.



Girls Wearing Nerdy Panties

Nerds Can Be Sexy Too!!!










Hottie of the Day - Blondie



And Don't forget to check out our Other Hotties of the Day


Great Driver?


I THINK NOT!

If You Drive a Ferrari, You Better Have Skills

If You are going to buy a Ferrari, at least know how to control it!!!  What a waste...

A Die-Hard Cardinals Fan???

...Or just a stupid Cardinals Fan???  You be the judge.

13 Year-Old Russian Girl Benches 240 Pounds

13-year-old Russian Maryana Naumova benches 240 pounds at the 2013 Arnold Classic. Arch your back for a bigger bench...

Thursday, March 28, 2013

What Women Say During Blow Jobs




I Think I have heard just about each and every one of these before. I guess I am a lucky Man!
 

Ukrainian Pole Dancing Pro!

I have no idea how old this is because I don’t watch Ukrainian TV, so you may have seen this before.  If you have, it is definitely worth watching again.

In The Ukraine, it looks like they have a "The Ukraine's Got Talent" TV show.  You would think they have some great talent because so many ballerinas, gymnasts and figure skaters come from the Ukraine.  This lady puts all of the Ballerinas, gymnasts and skaters to shame.  Her name is Anastasia Sokolova (AKA: The future Anastasia Harvath!)



WOW!!!  I would throw a few dollars her way!  I hope the ended the contest right there and gave her the title

Hot Bikini Contest

This is one of the Hottest Bikini Contests I have seen in awhile. How Come I never get asked to be a judge for these things?

Thong Thursdays - Adrianne Curry in a Cosplay Thong


Adrianne Curry is really just a Semi-Sexy COSPLAY nerd. I think it is because most hunky guys don't want to put up with her sluttiness and her attitude and she knows she can get any nerd she wants and control them. Turn them into her little sexual playtoy (Hell, I wouldn't have a problem with that and I am not a nerd!) Also, she might be living out some fantasy since her acting sucks and she’s never been in a Sci/Fi movie or TV show.
Don't forget to check out all of our other Thongs that have made an appearance on "Thong Thursdays!"


Old, but Still Worth a Post..Katy Perry

A Katy Perry GIF from the Grammy's came to my inbox today.  Had to share it.  Enjoy!

Hottie of the Day - Anna Virmajoki

Anna Virmajoki is an IFBB (International Federation of Bodybuilding & Fitness) Pro Bikini Model.  Anna is from Finland and has an incredible Hardbody.  I am really getting into Fit Girls!!!  Enjoy









And Don't forget to check out our Other Hotties of the Day


How Dare You Lululemon!!!


WTF!  I do not see anything wrong with these!  Get with the Times Lululemon!






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