Saturday, June 15, 2013

So Close Yet So Far

But Fear Not, I found the video source for the GIF and in it, she drops the top.  Click here to view it.

This Picture Has it All

A Hottie in a Pink See-Thru Bodysuit with a camel toe and a dildo stuck between her breasts!  What more could you ask for?

Prostitute Goes Wacky With X

This news update comes from Florida. It is about Sex, Prostitutes, Biting and a possible Zombie or Vampire! It has it all! It seemed as though a Florida man thought he was going to have a lovely evening with his escort/prostitute friend. His evening plans included dinner, drinks, ecstasy pills, and sex toys...the usual for a Florida romp with an escort. Then, this happened...
Deputies were called to the Crestwood Suites on University Boulevard after multiple 911 callers “reported screaming and growling sounds from a room on the second floor” of the hotel.
29-year-old Priscilla Vaughn (Pictured above), apparently doesn’t handle ecstasy too well – because she went from sucking his willy to wanting to bite it off in a matter of minutes.
The man had “significant” bites to his penis and testicles, the report states, as well as damage to his leg, abdomen, chest and fingers. His alleged attacker, Priscilla Vaughn, “was nude, and had blood around her mouth, which had spread to her face and head,” the report states, adding Vaughn “growled and snarled” at deputies.
The man also hadn’t expected his hooker friend to all of a sudden become superwoman with super human strength.
During consensual sex, the escort “became more aggressive, and she began to bite his genitals. He described it as if she were trying to eat his penis and testicles,” the report says. The victim tried to get away, the report states, but Vaughn “was too powerful and he could not get her off of him.” She also took his cell phone away when he tried to call for help, the report says.

Priscilla also tried to devoour a dildo like it was my dog's chew toy.

So if you want a really, really wild experience guys, you know where to go and who to call.  Just don't forget to bring along some "X"

Hottie of the Day - Lingerie, Stockings and Boots

Those three things are three of my favorites!  A hottie wearing all three at the same time...I am in Love!!!  Marry Me Now and wear something like that everyday...I will give you the world!


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Unfortunate Mugshot Shirts

Midgets Have Some Weird Problems in their Lives

Forgive me if I offend anyone by using the word "midget"   I always get it confused, the whole dwarf, midgets, little people thing.  Sorry 

Anyway, the moral of this headline is that Wrestling Midgets need to stay away from Hookers(Probably stay away from Drugs and Seedy Hotels too.)  Leave the Ladies of the Night and all that stuff to Charlie Sheen! 

The 90's Weren't Perfect

All of this 90's nostalgia is starting to get a little old.  The 90's were ok, but not ALL THAT!  The  people from Pop Roulette put together this cool little video to remind people that the 90s wasn’t all pogs, slammers and other cool things. 

The States with the Worst and the Best Economies

The data I found is a couple years old, but they still stack up the same here in 2013. The five states in the worst financial condition--Illinois, New York, Connecticut, California and New Jersey--are all among the bluest of blue states. The five most fiscally fit states are more of a mix. Three--Utah, Nebraska and Texas--boast Republican majorities and two--New Hampshire and Virginia--skew Democratic. Read More here.

Does this really surprise anyone?

Friday, June 14, 2013

The Perfect Camel Toe?

Thank God for Yoga Pants!

Roxi Davis Dancing to Foundry Music







We have already had Hottie Gisele Dancing to Foundry Music.  Now we have Sexy Babe Roxi Davis.



You canfollow her on twitter:  @Roxi_Davis

Hottie of the Day - Tiffany Crystal





Tiffany Crystal is a model over at ModelMayhem.com (They get all the Hotties!)  She was also one of Playboy's Cybergirls. Tiffany is 24 and hails from Los Angeles. Enjoy our "Hottie of the Day"

We have some NSFW pics of Tiffany here





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Our Favorite Dresses - Little Black One

Love the Design of this dress.  Very Elegant and Short!  The Hottie modeling it isn't Bad Either!


Rio Bum-Bum



A friend sent me this and told me I should write about it because of the hilarious name.  It is RIO Bum-Bum Dishwashing liquid.  I have no idea how they go the connection between dirty dishes and bum-bum.  I don't even think I want to go there.

Anyway, It is a funny name.  Rio Bum-Bum.  It is Italian, so maybe Bum-Bum means something else in Italian, who knows. 


A Condom Gun You Shoot at Your Willie!

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation offers $100,000 for projects that improve the use, awareness, etc. of condoms. The Slingshot Channel (YouTube) might be the forerunner for this year's $100,000.


How Appropriate...

...that these three signs are side by side.  They all go so well together.  Actually, it is just two business next to each other.  The Bankruptcy and Divorce signs are for a law office.  Not sure how much I would trust a law office that is in a strip mall right next to a liquor store!

The Coping Saw


It has been a tough, tough week! So when I saw this at the local hardware store, I just had to chuckle.  Now, If I can just get the Coping Saw to do all the work that I need to do.

Free Advice Friday -- Throw a Great Surprise Party!

Perform a highly ceremonial and solemn blood oath on all invited guests to maintain the strictest code of silence, or "Omerta," on matters related to the surprise party.

Explain - in no uncertain terms - the consequences for failing to maintain total and complete secrecy while planning the surprise party.

Monitor your invited guests. Who do they call on the phone? What are their e-mail login and passwords? Sift through their garbage and recycling. The key to a surprise party is the element of surprise. It's your duty to make sure the secrecy is never compromised.

Use a complex language of runes, Roman numerals and zodiac symbols when writing invitations. If discovered, the cryptic symbols will prove indecipherable except to invited guests.

Build your own location for the party. Do not use an existing facility or safe house for the event - these could easily be discovered and ruin the party's clandestine nature. Instead scavenge the nearby countryside for materials that can be built into a hut or shelter for the party.

All surprises are based on deception. Therefore all surprise parties are based on deception. Be extremely subtle even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of your guest of honor's fate.

He who is prudent and lies in wait for the guest of honor will throw a memorable surprise party.

Prepare to wait for hours, days or even weeks for the "SURPRISE" moment. Stockpile sufficient rations, potable water, medical supplies and ammunition. Anything left over can be used for the party.

Use war paint to disguise your identity. Conceal your movements by following an animal's tracks or scent to the party location.

Operate in shadows.

Avoid using the phone or e-mail to discuss operations. Speak in code when discussing the party in person. Never discuss the party with more than one person at a time.

Employ PsyOps to disorient and confuse the guest of honor. This will give invited guests greater ease of movement leading to the party.

Consider hiring outside contractors to deliver the guest of honor to the predetermined party location. Contractors should conceal their identity, wear only dark clothing and ski masks and must not speak. It's also a good idea to transport the guest of honor in a windowless and untraceable white van.

Serve both regular and decaf coffee with the cake.

This is Texas!

I went to visit a friend today in Boerne, Texas.  This was his neighbor's ranch.  You can't get much more texas than a Texas Longhorn ranch!  

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Thong Thursdays - Purple With Polka Dots

Isn't that a descriptive title?

Misty Vs. Misty - The Saltine Challenge



Here's two Sexy babes both named Misty - Misty Gates and Misty Anderson. Misty Gates has already made an appearance on this blog.  She had a video in which she taught us how to kiss as part of our "Free Advice Fridays" Series.  We love watching hotties eating, especially when there is a degree of difficulty involved.  Remember the Bikini Cinnamon Challenge?

Well these two are trying to eat a bunch of Saltine Crackers.  Let's see how that turns out...

Thong Thursdays - 2 Thongs at the Beach


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Hottie of the Day - Hunter Leigh

Here's a new hottie for our readers.  This is Hunter Leigh. She's is a beautiful, petite model who has a cute, girl next door look.  We also have some great NSFW pics of her right here.

Check out her Official website at HunterLeigh.com (NSFW)
For something a little more mild, follow her on twitter:  @HunterLOfficial



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Stocking the Bar

My Buddy Ronnie bought a bar and he called on me to help him stock it for the first time.  Here is the first cart we had filled.  He ended up spending over $500 stocking the bar.  Next party is at Ronnie's house!!!


Some Very Smart Words


NYC Has an Etiquette Police Force? - Phil, Help Us Out Here


 Someone sent me this pic.  They said they were visiting NYC last week and saw this sign.  Not sure if this is legit, although it looks like it wasn't photo shopped.  I might have to look up this "Metropolitan Etiquette Authority" Group and see what is up.  If it is legit, I like it although I don't know how much good this will do. We have a reader from NYC- Phil Holtberg- who writes a sensational blog called "The Regular Guy NYC" (check it out).  Maybe he could tell us if he has ever seen this sign in NYC.  Also, are sagging pants still a major problem there?


I Thought of This Long Ago

I had this idea like 10 years ago.  Now, someone stole it and is probably making millions!  I can't catch a break!!!

The World's Biggest Scarf


Wednesday, June 12, 2013

This Boy Likes Alana Loomis

I have no idea who Alana Loomis is, other than a Redheaded chick with oversized boobs.  At least this boy likes what he sees. 


Here are a few more pics of Alana




She is the one in the middle pushing her boobs out. I love redheads, but honestly, she is just ok. In that last group pic, I think she is the least attractive girl out of that whole group. Sorry Alana. At least you got that little kid drooling all over ya!

My Neighbor is a Milf

This is my neighbor at the pool this week.  She is a 47 year old MILF.  She is recently divorced and has been very flirty with me.  She loves to talk about Sex.  Look at that Body!  I never knew.  She is always wearing baggy clothes that cover her body.  WOW!  I may have to make a move on her!  You know what they say...."Older Women Make Great Lovers!"


Things Girls Lie About

Jenna Marbles is back. The Hottie has another hilarious video about all the things that girls lie about. Enjoy!

 

Our Favorite Lingerie - Anastasia

Anastasia is looking great in this sexy and classy Lingerie.





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