Saturday, August 3, 2013

Christmas Came Early for Someone!


Both of those Presents would be fun to Unwrap!!!

Our Favorite Bikinis - Hottie in Pink



All She Needs is a Bow

This beauty is already wrapped up.  Put a bow on her and give her to me as a birthday gift  :)

Hottie of the Day - Eva Lovia

Eva Lovia was a Glamour Model who has now become an Adult Model/Film Star.  She made the crossover to the darkside, not that I am complaining.  Follow Eva on Twitter where she has a habit of posting sexy pics of herself wearing next to nothing:  @MissEvaLovia

We have a gallery of NSFW pics of Eva Lovia here!






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If you like Porn Stars, then Click Here to See Our Collection of Porn Stars that have graced the posts of this blog!

The National Treasure Drinking Game

I recently played it.  If you want to get drunk, this is the game for you!

Our Favorite Songs - Stevie Ray Vaughan "Texas Flood"

Stevie Ray Vaughan was and still is one of the greatest guitarists in the world. Be prepared, this is the 9 minute version of the song and it is worth listening to every second!

Our other Favorite Songs

The Deep Thoughts of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie


Friday, August 2, 2013

She Has The "Jiggle" Goin' On!

MESMERIZING!  I could stare at that all day and become hypnotized...

Nothing Better To Start The Weekend Than a Bunch of Women in Lingerie

Have a Great Weekend!!!
























Tania Raymonde Grew Up Nicely

Tania Raymonde playde Cynthia on Malcolm in the Middle.  She was kind of plain and homely looking.  To be honest, I never thought she would grow up to be a hottie.  BOY WAS I WRONG!  Tania grew up very nicely.  Check out the pics and the super sexy GIF below. 



Hottie of the Day - Valerie Cormier

Valerie Cormier is another beautiful model for ModelMayhem.com. This blonde hottie    Follow her on facebook or on twitter: @valygirl

NSFW Pics of Valerie Here













Don't forget to check out our Other Hotties of the Day!

Note to Strippers - Don't Wear Glitter

Went out with a couple of buddies last night.  We got to drinking and then decided to hit a strip club on the way home.  3 out of the 4 of us were not married, but my friend Gene has been married for 5 months.  This was his first time at a strip club since getting married and he was not having fun.  He didn't want to go in the first place but he wasn't driving.  When Johnny, the guy who was driving us around that night, wants to hit up a strip club, we all go. 

We saw that Gene was a little stressed out so we all chipped in and bought him a lap dance.  He had one lap dance, two beers and that was it.  On the way home, he was freaking out.  We told him to not say anything.  Don't lie but just tell the Mrs. that we were at a bar drinking (Which was kind of the truth.  We started at a bar and we sat at the bar in the strip club.) 

Went over to Gene's today and it was COLD as Antarctica in there.  She didn't say a word to him or me while I was there (about 20 minutes in total.)  She ended up getting up and going down to the laundry room to get the clothes and I asked Gene what was up.  He told me all was good last night.  He told her that he and the boys were just drinking at a couple of bars and she was good with it.  Then this morning, she gathered up the clothes for laundry and found a bunch of silver glitter on his shirt and pants.  She demanded to know what was up.  Gene had no choice but to tell her that one of the bars was also a strip club.  She was pissed!!!  Hopefully she forgives him soon.  And that explained her death look she gave me when I showed up at their apartment. 

Moral of the Story:  Strippers, please do not use any hair or body glitter.  You might end a marriage!!! 

Of course, many of you will probably be saying that the moral of the story is:  IF you are married, stay away from Strip Clubs.  Duly Noted, but being single, I can't relate to that one so my Moral of the Story Stands  :)

Pittsburgh Pirates' Gerrit Cole Likes to Pick Boogers and Eat Them


Nice Gerrit...I just saw my neighbor's 5-Year Old do that.  

Vintage Friday

I run a Vintage Friday series on my blog which I thought I would share with all your guys as well.  Thought it may add a little spice to your day!

Vintage Friday
 
 
Lanthie Ransom

Free Advice Friday -- Stories with a Moral


Below are 6 very funny and true life lessons to be learned that I’ve received via email. They are kind of funny, but even more importantly, the insight gained is valuable to everyone.

Lesson 1: Naked Wife

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin. clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 3

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 4

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.

A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
Lesson 5: Power of Charisma

A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: B.S. might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend
3. And when you’re in deep dung, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

More Great Advice from Our “Free Advice Fridays” Series



Funny Dollar Bill

Here is a pic of a dollar I got from Wal-Mart.  Is this some sort of sign or maybe a Viagra Add??

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