Saturday, August 17, 2013

An Encore From a Splendid Ass!

I Think Matt might have posted this beautifully Tramp-Stamped, Thong Adorned Ass as part of our "Thong Thursdays" series a long, long time ago.  Oh Well!  An Ass like this deserves to make an encore appearance!!!


More Thongs Here 

Which One? - Not the One With the Uggs

Why do I say "Not the One With the Uggs?"  Who the hell wears Uggs on a boat, in a bikini no less!  I think I have to go with the middle one.  Take the Uggs off and the girl on the right would give her a run for the money, but the Uggs really kill it for me.


Even More Tough Decisions – Check out our NSFW “Which One” Pics

 We have a ton of Bikini Clad Women on this blog.  Click here to check them all out!

Former Hottie Jessica Cediel is Back


Former Hottie of the Day, Jessica Cediel is back with some more hot pics!  Colombian Women!







More Beautiful Latinas Here!

The Movie With the Most Laughs Per Minute is...

...Airplane with 3 laughs per minute. That's the rate at which Airplane! delivers them, making it the funniest movie of all time according to a Lovefilm Instant panel. Don't know how much stock to put in this, The Hangover is #2.

1. Airplane - 3 Laughs A Minute

2. The Hangover - 2.4 Laughs A Minute

3. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad ! - 2.3 Laughs A Minute

4. Superbad - 1.9 Laughs A Minute

5. Borat - 1.7 Laughs A Minute

6. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy - 1.6 Laughs A Minute

7. American Pie - 1.5 Laughs A Minute

8. Bridesmaids - 1.4 Laughs A Minute

9. Shaun of the Dead - 1.3 Laughs A Minute

10. Life of Brian - 1.2 Laughs A Minute


Editor of Lovefilm Helen Cowley said: "After many heated debates about whether TheHangover really is the funniest movie ever, we asked our members to vote for the 10 movies that make them laugh the most, and then conducted our own research into how many times those included in this list made us giggle.

The Hangover is that movie that your friend likes a lot more than you do.

You Can Always Trust Vodka!

I Have trusted Vodka many, many times.  Let's see...
1.  That time that I thought I could jump off the balcony into the backseat of my friends convertible (result=Broken Ankle)
2.  The time that vodka kept telling me to go home with that beauty at the bar who was giving me the eye (result = went home at 2 with a 10 and  woke up at 10 with a 2.)
3.  Once, Vodka made me walk home from downtown after I lost my wallet and had no $$$ (result = Got lost, passed out in a ditch, woke up the next morning covered in mud and still 2 miles from my house.)

There's been others, but I don't remember them as well as those three.  As you can, see, I have trusted the Vodka and it continually lets me down!

New York Vs. Boston - The Rivalry Continues


Funny Town Names in Iowa

In No Particular Order:

  • What Cheer
  • Cumming
  • Dike
  • Grundy Center
  • Sac City
  • Correctionville
  • Zwingle
If any Iowan's out there can think of any more, please leave them in the comments.  I am going to look up funny town names in other states too.  Might have to make this a series!

Friday, August 16, 2013

Hello - Can I Drink With You Two?


Heading out to the Fair and then Court Avenue tonight - Hoping to find a couple of girls who want to party like these two.  If you are interested, you know where to look...

Screw The Wall, Lean on Me!!

 BEAUTIFUL!!


Our Favorite Dresses - Tight Dresses are Nice!



Bulgarian Bombshell Silvia Dimitrova - Hottie of the Day

Let us introduce you to our Hottie of the Day.  She is Bulgarian bombshell Silvia Dimitrova.  She sure does know how to wear that Lingerie.  Look at that sexy body!

I tell you, Bulgaria is in Eastern Europe and I have said it before...Eastern European Girls are HOTTT!!!!!
My trip to Eastern Europe soon is going to be mind-blowing.

After the Lingerie pics, we have a few more  Enjoy!









Check out our Other Hotties of the Day!

Two Drunks Visit a Whorehouse...

I have heard this one about a hundred times...

So these two drunks were walking down the street one day and one looks at the other and says
Hey man, when is the last time you got laid?
The other drunk says
Hell its been a long time. Let's go to the whorehouse and get some.
As they walk into the front door the madame decides she isn't going to waste any of her girls on these drunks. She tells one of the girls to fix up some blow up dolls in some vacant rooms. Since they are drunk they will never know the difference.
One of the drunks says to the madame
Hey! We want your two finest Whores!
She says
Well boys we have two girls waiting on you upstairs already.
So the two go upstairs, do their business, and start walking home.
On the way home they are both silent for quite a while when one of them finally decides to speak.
Man, that girl I had, I think she was dead! I put every move I had on her and she didn't move a bit!
The other drunk said
That ain't nothing, the girl I had was a witch! I bit her titty and she farted and flew out the window!

Free Advice Friday - Moving Tips

Several people I know and neighbors are in the process of moving, so I thought this was the perfect time to dish out this advice.  Pay Attention!

Makes Sense to Me!

A friend's little brother was complaining about working at a retail store (He is a stocker) and making minimum wage. This guy is 24 years old, never went to college, barely passed high school, still lives at home, has his parents do all the cooking, cleaning and laundry, and spends most of his time playing video games. Hell, he calls in sick to work about once a week! And this guy is complaining about Minimum Wage? Give me a Break. I found this and emailed it to his brother to forward it to the little lazy one. This makes perfect sense to me!!!


So True...


Free Advice Friday -- Advice for College Bound Students

Many of my former students will be heading off to various Colleges and Universities during the next few weeks.  I feel that it is my duty as a former High School teacher and college professor to keep preparing these students even after they have graduated High School.  Therefore, I am going to dish out some advice from a former University to student to all of the new kids in our Universities.  Enjoy!!!


Any class before 10 AM is Really Ridiculously Early And Nearly Impossible To Attend

We all know the thought process when you were initially signing up for classes: “Well, I had to be in at school at 7:30 in high school, so 9 will be like sleeping in. I can get all my classes over by noon and have the entire afternoon off.” That would be true, except that high school didn’t usually include watching re-runs of Big Brother at 2:30 am while writing your blog and chatting with the hottie you met last week on Facebook.  There are a ton of distractions in College and they will get you, no matter how strong you think you are.   And instead of doing your work during your afternoons “off” you are more likely to pass out in a chair in the library while dreaming about your Economics T.A or that incredibly hot girl who sits in front of you in Stats 101.  You lose all concept of time in college, and getting to bed before 2 AM actually becomes a goal that will rarely be accomplished. Be smart; nothing before 11 and night classes are good because they are usually only once a week and you might actually be bored enough by then to attend them.  I had one 8 AM class in my 4 years and it did not go good.  All of my other classes started at 11 or later.  I would say 75% of my classes were in the afternoon.  Trust me on this one. 

Take advantage of the Fact that you are a student:  Visit Your School's Gym

There is a reason that there are so many hotties and hunks in College.   They know competition will be stiff in college and they want to stay in shape to look their best and have the greatest opportunity of hooking up.  You know that hot girl in your calculus class? The one with the amazing body that looks phenomenal in those girly track/sweat pants she is always wearing with your school name printed right across both butt?  Now, see that muscular dude who has all the charisma of an oscillating fan sitting next to her? Know why he’s there? Because he works out!  In high school you didn’t need to work out because you actually were at school walking around and off your couch for more than 3 hours a day. You enjoyed varsity sports, theatre; even marching band members got more daily exercise than you do now. The closest you now come to an athletic field is the walk across central campus, and the only acting you do is sneaking past your RA’s when it is 3 in the morning.  And what about your eating habits.  No good, well-rounded meals from mom now.  You have probably doubled your caloric intake and regularly make a meal out of chips, Peanut M&M’s, Twinkies, and a 6 pack. The Freshman 15 (The myth/fact that you will always gain 15 pounds as a freshman) has long passed you bye and you are now trying to prevent the Freshman 50. If you don’t want to return home in 5 months resembling a young John Goodman then I suggest taking a hike (hey, that burns calories too) to your school’s gym. Your scale, and the person who bunks below you, will thank me.

Everything That Is In Your Room Is Community Property, Get Used To It

You were the one who came in all prepared to outfit your college dorm room. You had your X-Box 360, a microwave, a mini-fridge, a kick-ass computer and the best 35 inch flat-screen TV you could get. By the end of the semester you can probably count on it that your microwave will be covered in sauce, cheese, and a healthy layer of mold. Your mini-fridge will be full of things you definitely did not remember buying, your computer will have a ton of websites in its history that you do not want your parents to find and your X-box will be out of commission.  Whatever you bring to/acquire at college becomes not only your property but the property of anyone that knows you. Books, IPods, blankets, tennis rackets, and especially DVD’s are going to be borrowed and undoubtedly broken, or in all likelihood disappear all together. Whatever you have that you worship and adore, such as your collection of SI Swimsuit issues, leave them at home!!!!  Do not bring anything that has sentimental or big monetary value with you to college.  If you return with half of the property you initially brought to school consider yourself fortunate. Also know that there are no boundaries really when it comes to the whole idea of college sharing. Booze, toilet paper, toothbrushes, you name it, are fair game if you are not using them at the time when someone you know has a pressing need. But don’t forget, everyone is borrowing/stealing your stuff, so feel free to shop for what you need in their rooms, and pick yourself up something nice.

Laundry Has to be Done 

Believe it or not my buddy's roommate made it an entire semester without doing a single load of laundry. Instead, he sprayed his clothes with some fabric softener after every use. If it stunk real bad, extra cologne.  If they got dirty, he would just throw it out and buy something new. Needless to say, people noticed. The sweet pungent mix of body odor and fabric softener is a smell that stings the nostrils and leaves a less than desirable impression upon the people you meet. He also probably spent way more on new clothes than he would have spent on washing and drying.  Laundry seems like a waste of time because it takes up a good couple hours when you could be doing something much more important (like playing Wii or trying to pick up chicks at the school cafeteria).   Those girls won't talk to ya if you are smelly...

Finals Are Called Finals for a Very Good Reason

In College, finals can make or break you.  In high school, finals were worth like 15% of your semester grade.  Bomb the final and you could still get an A or B.  Not in College.  Bomb a final and you are screwed.  They are your final chance to pull up that grade you’ve been slacking on all semester. Your final chance to avoid getting booted from your school.  And you’re final chance to avoid having your parents scream “What did I just spend 35,000 dollars on?” Use them wisely. No longer is it as easy as it was in high school, when finals consisted of cupcake questions on books and concepts you had covered to death in a class that was mandatory to attend. You may have a missed a class or two in college (or 12 or 13). Guess what? That doesn’t mean you’re not responsible for the material, there are no “make-up finals” and rarely the opportunity for extra credit that involves you making something out of poster board, pipe cleaners, and a googily eye or two. These things generally matter, and often make up 50% of your final grade; which is great for people who slacked, but terrible for so called “bad test takers.” No matter who you are, no matter how much you followed along in class, the pre-final all-nighter is generally a good idea. Just be careful not to shut your eyes for that quick second and wake up 7 hours later on your couch and realizing that your exam started 2 hours ago. You will be out of luck.  Don't even show up late.  I have had professors lock the door the second the final began.  I have even seen one professor allow a kid that was 30 minutes late to take the final, only to have the prof tear it up when she handed it in.  The girl was in tears.  Professors can do this in college, and they will.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Dance the Night Away...

I wonder what music she is listening to...

Thong Thursdays - Pinkie

To go along with our Pretty in Pink Dress posted earlier...

What a Nice Guy!

He didn't want to wake up his passed out girlfriend to go pee so he improvised. Well Done Sir! Nominate him for Boyfriend of the Year!

Which One? - Hardbody Edition

If you are into Hardbodies, this is the "Which One?" for you.  That blonde in the back right looks a little scary!  I would take either 1,2 or 4, thank you very much!!!

Like Hardbodies?  Here is our Collection Of Beautiful Hardbodies!











Even More Tough Decisions – Check out our NSFW “Which One” Pics.  

Our Favorite Dresses - Pretty in Pink

There is nothing like a short, form fitting dress. Pink dresses are a favorite of mine. So feminine and it has the added bonus of being a color that is usually see-thru when it comes to dresses. Bravo to this Hottie for wearing one of Our Favorite Dresses!!!


Check out our other "Favorite Dresses"

Terrible Tattoos - Dallas Skyline

First off - Why would you get a tattoo of the Dallas Skyline?  Of all the things to represent Dallas?
Secondly - WHY ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD!!!

More Bad Tattoos Here

This Pretty Much Sums Up Facebook



Top 5 Excuses To Get Off of Work for Men and Women



Here’s a list of 10 excuses that many have dished out to their bosses, which in fact means something else.  (Found on Reddit.com)

Women

“There’s a stranger in our neighborhood and I don’t feel comfortable leaving”: Means I’m in bed with my lover and have no intension of getting up
“It’s that time of the month” – Means I’m extremely broken hearted over nothing, moping around the house sobbing while feeling guilty for not going to work
I have to renew my driver’s license” – this is the truth but with no intention of going back to work.
“Traffic is bad” – Means I’m getting my make up done while driving, and it will be a while..
“My kid’s sick” – It means that after taking the little one to the doctor, I can afford to catch that sale before the good things are sold out. So I won’t be in the whole day.

Men

“I have been summoned for court”- Means I have a job interview.
“I am locked out of the house”- Means I am having domestic tiffs.
“I got into a fight” – Means I was caught in a compromising position
“I ran out of gas” – A friendly stop over that delayed me indefinitely
“I have no hot water”- Simple terms: NO rent paid and facing eviction – can’t get cleaned up to get to work.

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If Alex Rodriguez Wants to Stay in Shape, He Can Always Go to Boston

Gotta love Boston and all the stuff they are throwing at NY Yankee Steroid Abuser Alex Rodriguez.  This Boston Gym is trying to get A-Rod to join their gym to keep that A-Bod!

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

We Need More Teachers Like Her

How Come I Never Had a Teacher Like This?


Which One? - Three Blondes at the Beach




Even More Tough Decisions – Check out our NSFW “Which One” Pics. 

I Spy SideBoob!!!

Someday soon, we are gonna have to have the great debate of which is better; side boob or underboob? Until then, enjoy these side boob pics!








Summer Must Be Nearing an End...

It's early August. It's still hot and sunny. I've been on a Sam Adams Summer Ale kick for the past month or so. I went grocery shopping and got to the beer section to buy another case of Summer Ale and there wasn't any!!! They had a whole pallet of Octoberfest where they used to have the Summer Ale. I almost Cried right there in the middle of the store!!!

Our Favorite Songs - Dropkick Murphys "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced"

Nothing describes my weekends during my college days like this song.  I lived it!!!



Our other Favorite Songs

Eva Sends Me a Dirty Picture

I met a girl named Eva about a week ago out at the bars. We went out the next night and ended up spending the night together. Since then, we have been getting together almost daily to have some fun. When we aren't together, we like to talk dirty to each other via text. I thought she was going to take it to the next level today when I joking asked her to send me a dirty picture of herself. She said, "OK, no problem!"

 I am waiting and waiting with anticipation. After about 5 minutes, I get a text with a picture attached.  AHHHH Shit...Here it comes! 

It downloads and I get this:



Not exactly what I was hoping for, but at least I know Eva has a sense of humor! Guess she hopped on Google and searched "Dirty Pictures" and this one came up. Touché Eva!!

How Not To Protest

You should always make sure you are aiming the RPG launcher the right direction.  Hilarious!!!

Wet N Wild Series - Lanthie Style

I had a request from a fellow blogger to start a "Wet N Wild" series. ( I won't mention names but he knows who he is!)

I thought it was a brilliant idea (although I am not quite sure this is what he had in mind).




  

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