Saturday, November 9, 2013

Charlie Sweets - She Can Move It!






A Collection of Sexy GIFS                      All of the Butts that Have Graced the Pages of this Blog

Former Hottie of the Day Bryci is Back with a Guitar and Handbra

Bryci has graced the pages of this blog a couple of times already.  If we keep finding pics of her like this, she will grace it many, many more times!


Jessica Green Wearing One of Our Favorite Dresses

 The Beautiful Jessica Green took this Self-Pic showing off this beautiful, tight dress.  IT definitely qualifies as one of "Our Favorite Dresses!"  Earlier this week, we featured Jessica Green wearing a Native American Costume for Halloween.  She looks good in everything!


Our Favorite Bikinis - Blue and Silver



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Hottie of the Day - A Petite, Yet Buxom Model on a Pool Table

Found this picture while sorting through my email.  Enrique asked me if I knew who she was.  I do not but I would love to find out.  If anyone knows the name of our Hottie of the Day, let us know.  
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A Female Chicagoan Rants About Chicago Guys


This was written by a female friend of mine who reads our blog daily.  She told me the other day that she “Had had enough with the Guys in Chicago!”  Here is a rant by Stacy Thomsen:

It truly amazes me how many men, or shall I say assholes, swear at women here in Chicago.  Today I was minding my own business driving down a side street.  A guy had stopped his truck and was blocking traffic.  I waited until the oncoming cars passed to go around him, but he kept motioning for me to go.  I wasn't about to go as there were cars coming! What did he want – to see me get hit?  I told him I needed to wait until the oncoming cars passed and he told me to "F@#% OFF!"!  Now what man says that to a lady?  Really?  That guy was so classy!  What a loser!

Today, I was downtown and a lady was walking across the street in the crosswalk.  She had the right of way as the white hand was showing that it was ok for her to cross the street.  A taxi cab came barreling around the corner, slowed down and the MALE taxi cab driver swore his head off at her to get out of the road. His window was rolled down and myself, the lady and everyone else within 20-30 feet of the cab heard a string of profanity that would make a sailor proud.  As the lady crossed, he drove off while flipping his middle finger at her out his window.  Another Classy Guy! 


These incidents happen almost daily in Chicago.  I have seen way too many men swear their heads off at ladies and give some very obscene gestures directed their way.  I see it happen constantly.  There is not “Stereotypical” guy that does this.  I have seen all ages, colors, etc. doing this.

One of the things that really gets me is that it is not just a rude comment or statement, it is full blown YELLING while SWEARING at ladies.  If they yell like this to women they don’t know, what do they do with people they know and feel comfortable with? 

I mentioned this on my facebook page yesterday and a male pal of mine from North Chicago commented that men are "tough" here in Chicago and they have to be “macho” around other guys  I'd take a nice, well mannered Gentleman any day over these "tough and macho" Chicago men.  There is no way in HELL my future husband would ever swear at a lady! 

And what on earth do these women who are with these A-Holes see in these men that think it's just fine to yell and swear like that to people.  One shouldn't speak to anyone like that, much less a lady!

Seen This Tow Truck Cruising Around Austin

I have also seen at a Car Show they have in Buda, Texas at the Cabela's There.  


Love This Stanford Sign from Thursday Night's Game

Stanford Sign: Can't Spell _UMB F____ w/o DUCKS

One of the Greatest Commercials Ever!

This is one of the Greatest Commercials I have ever seen! 



Our Favorite Music Videos - "Stacy's Mom"

A Classic and a song that just about every man can relate to.  Watch it and I bet you will be singing this song all day!




 Our other Favorite Songs

Friday, November 8, 2013

We Like Kendra's Outfit!

We absolutely love this outfit. Of course, you would almost have to be a porn star to wear it. OH WAIT, That is a Porn Star! That's MILF Kendra Lust wearing this very NSFW Outfit!

Click Here for some NSFW Pics of Kendra Lust!

Our Favorite Bikinis - Beautiful Blonde on the Beach



Which One? - Braids and Braids

If You love Braids, this one might be tough!


Monika Pietrasinska - Our Favorite Lingerie

Something Tells Me That You Will Be Seeing A Lot of Monika Pietrasinska on this Blog in the Near Future!  What a Beauty!!!


Want to see some more of "Our Favorite Lingerie?"  Click Here!

Even in her 40's, Salma Hayek Still Has Swag!




That's What You Get For Calling Us F*@kers!!!

Girl Comes out trying to be all sexy and cool.  Yells "Hey Fuckers!" and then she gets it!  The video showing the whole thing is below.  PRICELESS!



Vintage Friday

A little later than normal.  Wonder what she looks like.




Lanthie Ransom

A Poster of All Your Favorite Fictional Beers

Click on the Poster for a Larger Version!


Free Advice Fridays - Should You Be in the Passing Lane or Not?




Kelly Gallant and her Silly Husband

This was sent to us by Kelly Gallant.  She wanted to write about her “Silly Husband” and we were polite enough to let her rant.  Take it away Kelly! 

All husbands do silly, crazy things.  However, I think mine probably does way more silly things than most.  He is the walking definition of “Silly” when it comes to men. Here's a list of my hubby's silliest moments.  They are not in any particular order as they all are equally silly. 

1.  
Melting Christmas tree lights into the neighbors carpetNeed a Christmas tree light tester?  Hire my hubby and you'll need new lights and new carpet!  Some how he shorted out the lights and the plastic around the wire melted. 

2.  
Getting Stuck on the roof of our house Not once, but three times!  Twice the ladder fell and the other time, he climbed a tree to get there and then the wind picked up and he didn’t want to risk jumping to the limb.

3.  
His crazy way of melting butter He melts butter by keeping it in the wrapper and holding it (rubbing it occasionally) until it is melted. 

4.  
Catching the pizza box on fire along with OUR carpet He accidentally put it too close to the oven.  Then turned the gas burner on the cook something.  The box catches fire and what does he do?  Throws it onto the carpeted kitchen floor and tries to stomp it out.  He does, but not before two spots in the carpet catch on fire.  Now we have 2 burned spots that each are about the size of a small fist.

5.  
Dousing a cricket with hot water because it was chirping too loudDidn’t work.  The cricket shook it off, hopped away and started chirping about 20 minutes later.

6.  
Reporting his car stolen.  This was before we were married.  He had told me I could borrow it the next day since mine was in the shop.  Of course he told me that while we were at the bar drinking.  I got up in the morning to go to work.  He got up later, freaked out and called the cops. Driving home from work, I got pulled over as they thought I had stolen it!  What a Dumbass!

7.  
Taking a bath in the apartment complex hot tub with shampoo.  Our hot water heater was broken and he had to get ready for work, so what does he do?  Goes out to the hot tub by the pool in the complex and takes a bath

8.  
Breaks EVERY lawnmower we ever owned.  Seriously, we have owned three mowers and all three broke the first year we got them.  Just bought a new one in August.  I bet it is broken by next spring!

9.  Chased the Fed Ex guy who was next door to get a package.  He was expecting a package and when the Fed Ex guy delivered something next door and didn’t come to our house, he ran out and started running after the truck.  He followed it for almost a block and the guy saw him and stopped.  Turns out he didn’t have the package.  We got it the next day.

10. Rigged the yard hose to spray the squirrels, rabbits, cats and any other animals that wandered into the yard.  We were having problems with a cat or something trampling our flowers and getting into our garden so he came up with a series of sprinklers and hoses to go off if an animal entered the perimeter. He even had motion detectors set up.  Pretty fancy.  He sets it up, we go to bed…the next day our flowers are trampled and something had been in the garden eating some of our herbs.  Well Done Hubby!!!


Thursday, November 7, 2013

Thong Thursdays - Take That Thong Off!


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Which One? - Boobs or Beer

Personally, I always go for a lady that already has a beer in her hand!


Even More Tough Decisions – Check out our NSFW “Which One” Pics.  

Thong Thursdays - Up Against the Door



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Our Favorite Dresses - Country Style

Country style only because she is standing in the middle of a dirt road.  Not much else country about this beauty!!!





Angel Rivas - Our Hottie of the Day

Angel Rivas was Born in St. Petersburg, Russia and started in the porn industry in 2009 at age 18. This Russian Beauty is known for her beautiful smile, gorgeous green eyes, nice firm boobs, shapely ass, and especially for her recognizable back tattoo. Two wings referring to her stage name, Angel Rivas.

Check out our collection of NSFW pics of Angel.




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If you like Porn Stars, then Click Here to See Our Collection of Porn Stars that have graced the posts of this blog!


The Internet Gets in the Way

Found this drawing on the internet.  It think it is my life summed up in one drawing.  How many of you feel the same?  


WTF!?! Lego Heads

Maybe this would be a good one for a "Caption This" Contest.  Anyone want to give it a shot?

This is What______ Looks Like


From blog contributor Ng Eng Hou.  
Read his blog: http://luv2sex.info/

This is what SORRY LOOKS LIKE.


This is what  Tired  Looks like.






This is what  Bad spelling  Looks like...


This is what  Intimacy  Looks like.


This is what  Courage  Looks like.


This is what  'good grief!!'  Looks like.


This is what your Tax dollars  Look like.


This is what  'I can wait'  Looks like.


This is what Impatience looks like..





This is what a  Helping hand  Looks like




This is what  Cold  Looks like.





This is what a  Bad mood Looks like.





'Love the people who treat you right.  Pray for those who don't.'

 

The Little Death | Le Petite Mort

So I was reading an interesting article the other day about men and their orgasms and specifically how long it takes them to recover before being able to perform again.  And guess what - there is even a term for this - it is called a refractory period.

The article went on to suggest that the average man needs +/- 30 minutes in order to be able to perform again after an orgasm. The period in between also being referred to as "The Little Death" - Or as Wikipedia describes it - the post-orgasmic state of unconsciousness that some people have after having some sexual experiences.

WOW! I thought. Where can I find a guy like this as he must be a god!

My limited experience with men is that they die a BIG death after they orgasm, often accompanied by
snoring.  And I am no masochist and would certainly never wake a sleeping dog.  So a couple of hours in my books is considered average.

And to keep quoting Wikipedia, the Little Death is the spiritual release that comes with orgasm or to a short period of melancholy or transcendence as a result of the expenditure of the "life force," the feeling which is caused by the release of oxytocin in the brain after the occurrence of orgasm"

Us women of course can have an orgasm and have them repeatedly as long as you guys keep stimulating us (Aren't you all jealous!).

So ladies, I know you all think that your significant other is perhaps a little selfish when he nods off after having depleted himself inside of you.  The truth is he can't help it.  He has depleted himself of so many chemicals that his body needs time to recover.   There is a reason after all for the term "Ladies First"

I have included a video from YouTube here - the ending is a little strange and it is symbolical but you will enjoy it.




Lanthie Ransom



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