Saturday, December 21, 2013

Which One? - Bottoms Galore!


Even More Tough Decisions – Check out our NSFW “Which One” Pics.  

What Airline Do These Two Work For?

Book me a flight on that airline -  WOW!!!



Maybe they work on the same airline as this Flight Attendant (NSFW)

Which One - Danielle or Nicole?


Even More Tough Decisions – Check out our NSFW “Which One” Pics. We are always adding new pics to the group!  

Holiday Hotties - She Loves Red and Black

Another Beautiful Holiday Hottie for You!

Rachelle Wilde is Our Hottie of the Day

Rachelle Wilde is a native or Toronto, Canada (Chalk another one up for the Canadians!) She is a beautiful 28 year old model. Check out our NSFW Pics of Rachelle here.









Other Babes From Canada!                                  Check out our Former Hotties of the Day!

Reader's Jokes - Be Careful What You Say

From Gilby who lives over in England (Hence the prices in £'s).  

A man walks into a sex shop to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself'.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

"Stone me!" exclaims her hubby. "It wasn't that creased in the shop!"

His funeral is on Thursday.

Here are our other "Reader's Jokes."  Send those jokes in and we will try and post them ASAP.  Email your jokes to semi.madman@gmail.com.  THANKS!!!

One of a Kind Shirts, For One of a Kind Men...

This ad says that they make "one of a kind shirts, for one of a kind men."  TRANSLATION: One of a kind shirts for men who have no fashion sense and really don't care what they hell they are wearing.  


They also say that "All shirts are a piece of art and patterns are never repeated."   TRANSLATION:  Our designers are so Fucked up on Heroin and Coke, they just take random fabric pieces and stitch them together.  No way they will ever be able to duplicate anything!  

And they cost $129.99?  Who the hell would pay $129 for a shirt like this?  


Winter Driving in Alaska

When it is cold and snowy here in Chicago, think about my buddy Ron who lives about 45 miles outside of Fairbanks, Alaska.  He is a doctor up there and makes a ton of $$$, but he has to drive on this every winter.  That is the road from his house out to the main highway that goes to Fairbanks.  He has to drive about 25 miles on that, a road that rarely is plowed and usually has an inch or two of ice under the snow.  He says it takes him about an hour and 15 minutes to drive that 30 miles.  Then it takes him another 45 minutes or so to drive into Fairbanks.


FOXADHD SCIENCE: SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE SANTA CLAUS

And...Santa is Out Cold!

No Christmas Presents This Year!

Friday, December 20, 2013

Holiday Hotties to Get You In The Spirit!

Hope these Santa's Helpers can make your Holidays a little bit brighter!!!

Three Beauties in Lingerie to Start Your Weekend Off On a Good Note



Our Favorite Bikinis - And Nice Pits!

She really does have nice armpits!!!




Hottie of the Day - Cintia Decker

Brazilian Hottie Cintia Dicker (Yes, insert Dick Joke Here) has been a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model and been in numerous magazines such as GQ, Maxim, etc.  This Redhaired Supermodel is tearing up the runways!

Check out her videos after the pics!












Check out our Former Hotties of the Day!                  For the Redhead Lover, Click Here!      

Brazil Produces some of the most beautiful women in the world. Check out our collection of Brazilian Hotties!

WTF - The Penis Analyzer and Designer

This is one of the weirder websites I have ever come across.  It is a website that analyzes your penis based on your name.  It also has a tab in which you can design your own penis.  Leave it to those technologically advance Japanese to come up with this one!


Free Advice Friday - Sex It Up and Make it Daring!

Here is a list of sexy tips for the daring couple or outrageously sexy suggestions to get on down and do the dirty…
1. Have sex in a public place – but be discreet. The last thing you want to do when you phone for bail is explain why you got arrested in the first place. Find a quiet spot in the mountains, from where you can see people approaching in all directions. Or slip into your hotel swimming pool at night, find a sheltered spot on the beach far away from the maddening crowds, or hey – pop into restaurant toilets or your office lift for a quickie.
The rush you get from anticipating being caught in the act is likely to lead to a passionate all-nighter.
2. Throw a hot oil wrestling party that will forever scandalise your neighbourhood. Cover a room in your house with some waterproof lining and tell your buddies and their partners to bring a bottle of oil and skimpy underwear they don’t mind getting ruined.

When the covering is down, throw some oil on and get everyone to strip down for the action.

You could make some wrestling ‘rules’ – like the winner is the one who pins their opponent on their back for 10-20 seconds – and offer a prize for the ultimate winner. Watch things heat up as the clothes go flying off…
3. Offer yourself up for some kinky (light) bondage. Everyone’s talking about that book (Fifty Shades of Grey) so why not try it out? Strip naked and tell your partner they’re in charge. Ask to have your hands or feet tied up – or hell, both – and your eyes covered with a blindfold. Then give your lover licence to do as they please for, say, 20-30 minutes. With any form of power play, it is essential that there’s absolute trust between you – so if you don’t trust your other half implicitly, don’t even go there. Also, agree beforehand on a special word like ‘grandmother’ to mean “absolutely stop right now and untie me”. But don’t choose the word ‘no’. Half the fun is saying “no!” as if trying to resist, when you really mean “stop, stop – I love it!”
4. Ask your lover to shave off all your pubic hair – and then return the favour. If you’ve never gone totally nude before, you’ll be amazed at how sexy it feels. It’s also quite erotic feeling so vulnerable in your partner’s (hopefully skilful!) hands. You’ll love the effect your clean-shaven look will have on your lover, who will relish the clear view of all the sexy bits, which are normally hidden in fuzz. A hair-free erection will look smooth and impressively bigger.
5. Make an X-rated movie of your steamy bedroom action. Role play a mini ‘movie’ as if you are serious (and probably, hilarious) porn actors and stick to your roles throughout.

It’s amazing how sexually liberating it can be to pretend you’re someone else and get to act out some of your secret fantasies to boot.

Include lots of close ups – these make for erotic viewing when you watch it together later, and guarantee another hot ’n heavy session.
6. Sneak in some sex at your workplace – preferably at night and preferably with your lover rather than a colleague or that old cliché, your secretary or your boss. One of the most popular places is of course the boss’s desk, for obvious reasons. It’s obviously good manners to clean up any, um…aftermath. Make sure that your wicked indiscretion isn’t witnessed by that ambitious co-worker with designs on your job. And check for any security cameras that could record your naked frolicking, otherwise you might have some rather embarrassing explaining to do!
7. Invite your lover to an X-rated peep show. Set up a cubicle with curtains, and play with yourself. A lot of women really enjoy watching their partners get off, and the set up will make it less embarrassing for you and for her. Let your lover watch but not touch. When things get really steamy, invite your lover in to take your performance to a crescendo and afterwards, ask for a tip…

They Are Celebrating In the U.K.


Now if we can just piss him off enough over here in the States so he stays in Canada...


Teachers are Happier than Others

WOW!!!  A Couple of years ago, The Gallup poll did a survey on the relationship between Well-Being and occupations.  Guess What -- Teachers scored higher than every other occupation surveyed!!This should make for some interesting talk in the staff room next week:

A career in teaching might be good for your well-being. While the Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index previously revealed that business owners were richer in well-being than other job types, further research isolating teachers from other professionals finds teachers fare as well as or better than business owners in overall well-being.
Interesting stuff.  Personally, I am not sure I agree with it.  With the low wages, long hours, etc., I would not say our profession leads to a happier and healthier life, as the poll suggests.

How's This For Cute?




This is Too Cute! A Group of Pugs go Sledding.

 

Thursday, December 19, 2013

See Thru Clothing - We Like It!

We Don't Just Like It, We LOVE IT!  We Crave It!  We Need It!!







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