Saturday, September 20, 2014

Natalia Velez - Dat Ass!

You Can't get a much more perfect Ass than hers!!!



and a Higher Res photo:


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Our Readers - Lacey Wearing "Lacy" Lingerie

Her name's Lacey and she is from Lake Charles, Louisiana.  That is all I got.  Nothing else included in the email other than this very sexy picture!




If you want to be featured on the blog, send us a pic and a short description to semi.madman@gmail.com


Disclaimer:  These are emails and pictures sent to us from people that we usually do not know.  We have no way of knowing if these pics are really of the people who are sending them.  We write this because we have had a couple of pics sent to us who we knew were not the people claiming they were (nice try “Sara” sending us a pic of a young Jenna Jameson!)  If you send us a pic, please send us YOUR pictures.  Thanks!!! 

Our Favorite Bikinis - Nao Nagasawa

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More Asian Beauties Here                                               


NSFW Asian Hotties are Here

MEOW...Or Something Like That

I think she is trying to be a cat...maybe...WHO THE HELL CARES - What a Hottie!


Laura Gamboa - Hottie of the Day

Laura Gamboa is a Colombian Model from Medellin.  She is all over Latin American TV, which gives me a very strong reason to pay for the Dish Latino Package...


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Laura Gamboa from La Fabrica De Videos on Vimeo.

Kyra Santoro or Bryana Holly - Which One...Again!

We have already featured Kyra Santoro and Bryana Holly along with a friend in our "Which One?" series. Now, we have it narrowed down to just these two lovely ladies in bikinis. Take your pick!



More Decisions: Other Editions of “Which One?”

Even More Tough Decisions – Check out our NSFW “Which One” Pics. And if those Beauties aren’t enough to pick from, here is a 2nd album of NSFW “Which One” Pics and a 3rd album! (WE just started album #4 here!) We are always adding new pics to these groups!

A Blast from the Past - Jennifer Lopez in Our Favorite Dresses

Remember this one guys? J-Lo in a Versace dress at the 2000.



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A Collection of NSFW Dresses

Rugby Players Are Tough

A Rugby player gets kicked in the balls, then checks them out to make sure they are OK, after which he signals to the crowd that he is fine and he still has both his balls.


What a Great Place for a Staring Contest!

AWKWARD!!!


Note to Mayors - Think Hard Before Moving a Baseball Stadium

Changwon, South Korean mayor Ahn Sang-soo gets pelted with an egg after moving the baseball stadium.  They take their baseball seriously over there!


Friday, September 19, 2014

Mia Malkova - The Definition of a Bubble Butt

Does anyone have a more perfect Bubble Butt than Porn Star Mia Malkova?

NSFW Collection of Mia Malkova's Pics



Our Favorite Dresses - That is Tight!

Just wish the dude would move his arm!!!

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Girls Who Work Out Their Legs

SEXY!!!


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Erika Layke - Hottie of the Day

Erika Layke is some Fitness Hottie who loves taking Hot selfie pics and showing off that delicious body of hers. Take a Look:


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Our Favorite Bikinis - Anna Faith




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You Must Get the Nüdifier App



(all images via Nüdifier)

Nüdifier is a great app that I recently discovered. It wa developed by Pony Code and it “censors” your photos by strategically placing pixels in them. The fun thing is that you can take harmless pics and turn them into racy pics. It is available to download at iTunes.

So how does it work? You just take a picture, pick a skin tone, and then draw where you want to pixelate it. The next screen shows your finished ‘censored’ photo. I think I am going to be busy for the next couple of weeks. My facebook friends will be in for a surprise or two!

WHY???? - Coats in Pools of Pee!


I have seen a disturbing trend as of late.  In public restrooms throughout Iowa, I have noticed people doing their business in the stalls with their coats lying on the floor in front of them!  HELLO!!!!  You are putting your coat on a tile floor that probably has dried pee and snot on it (and sometimes fresh pee and snot).  Add to that the slush brought in on the bottom of shoes and the floors always seem wet and dirty, unless you are the first one in there - then you could plop your coat down I guess.  
Maybe these toilet stalls do not have the little hook to hang your jacket on.  Maybe it is broken.  Whatever the case may be, you should never ever put your jacket, or anything else for that matter, on the floor of a public toilet.  Hold it in your lap, put it up over the divider, etc. BUT NOT ON THE FLOOR!  SICK, SICK, SICK!!!  I feel like puking just thinking about it!  
Is there a public place that is more disgusting than the public restroom?  Granted, there are a few good ones around, but for the most part they are sick and disgusting and full of germs and other unsanitary things that are just waiting to attack you!  Take a good look at the floor the next time you go in a restroom at a mall or Best Buy or Gas station.  It is disgusting.  Scan the floor right to left, left to right for wet spots, brown spots, weird spots–just…spots! Most of the time, you will find at least two of the three types of spots.
Seriously - What kind of dirty, filthy person puts their coat on the floor just inches from a public toilet? I hope you, my good reader, do not do this!  If you are one of the people who do this, please do not take offense.  I am here to help you.  If you don't want help, if you are thinking "What an ass! Matt doesn’t realize that the majority of people throw their coat on public restroom floors," then please stop reading because I do not want  you to feel offended.  That is not what I want to do.  And by the way, IT IS NOT A COMMON PRACTICE!
When I see a coat on the bathroom floor, I picture the owner of said coat as a dirty unshaven man, wearing wrinkled pants and an old torn T-Shirt that hasn't been washed for days. Then I look at myself in the mirror and realize it could be me (I am not dirty and I wash my clothes, but sometimes I go out with stubble on my face and I am not the best at ironing clothes.)  Then, I had to rethink this Dirty-floor-coat-man.  I picture the guy as an EXTREMELY dirty man with pee-stained clothes and that is why he doesn't care about having his coat on the floor.  He already smells like pee, so what is a little more on his jacket.  I guess if that was the case, then it would be acceptable.  
I always am curious if there is a hook in the stall.  Sometimes, I have gone back in there to check.  Amazingly, I find that about half the time, THERE IS A HOOK!  I call it the "Keep your jacket from touching the pee and poop Hook."  I always use the hook.  My question is:  If there is a hook in the stall, WHY WOULD YOU NOT USE IT?  Come on guys, give the hook some Love!!!.
OK, Enough of my rant.  Just remember people, USE THE HOOK!!!  

Magic Johnson's Son Went to the RuPaul School of Fashion

A While back, Magic Johnson's son came out of the closet.  Fine - I have no problem with that.  I do have a problem with his fashion choice!  

Not too Sure About the Penn State Logo...

Especially after Jerry Sandusky...Just Sayin'

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Thong Thursdays - Pretty In Pink

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