Saturday, May 2, 2015

This Mannequin has Exquisite Breasts (NSFW)

I Wonder how many drunk/stoned guys (And girls) would hit on that if they saw it???




Jess Davies - Our Favorite Lingerie

Former Hottie of the Day Jess Davies Returns -- WOW!!!!!!

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Sexy NSFW Lingerie

We Are Ready to Begin


Marie Clade Bourbonnais - Back in Another One of Our Favorite Bikinis

More Marie Clade Bourbonnais Posts                       NSFW Marie and her Big Bolted On Boobs

Our Favorite Dresses - Shapely in Red


Check out our other "Favorite Dresses"           A Collection of NSFW Dresses

Brazilian Babe Sue Lasmar - Hottie of the Day

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Brazil produces some of the most beautiful women in the world. Check out our collection of Brazilian Hotties!

Farts, Poop and Taco Bell

Another joke sent in by one of our readers.  This one comes from Kyle in Ankeny, Iowa.

My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. The I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident? "No," he replied. I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse. Sooooo....I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?"
Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled.... "SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!" While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified!
Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!! Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said, "Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time...I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did. 

Here are our other "Reader's Jokes."  Send those jokes in and we will try and post them ASAP.  Email your jokes to semi.madman@gmail.com.  THANKS!!!

Old School Oil Adverstising

An Old Oil Adverstisement from the 1970's or sometime around then.  I doubt that Advertising campaign would be well-received in this day and age!


What a Stylish Kid!

He's got the Bolo Tie, The Awesome Shirt, The Start of a Mullet, a Pocket Troll and a Smirk.  Way to go Kid!!!


Friday, May 1, 2015

Carolina Petkoff is Either a Hot Busty MILF or a Sexy Babysitter

















Is This the Girlfriend Type?

First off, she is a little messy.
Second, Lots of Shoes!!!
Third...Dat Ass!!!

Leopard Print Stockings and Our Favorite Lingerie

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Sexy NSFW Lingerie

Our Favorite Dresses - Demi Rose Mawby

Former Hottie of the Day, Demi Rose Mawby returns in a Cleavage Bearing White Dress


Check out our other "Favorite Dresses"           


A Collection of NSFW Dresses

Now That is an Hourglass Figure!!!


Alejandra Guilmant - Hottie of the Day

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More Beautiful Latinas Here!                              

Our NSFW Collection of Sexy Latinas Album #1  Here’s Album #2 and Album #3

Free Advice Fridays - From Dita Von Teese



I was over at my friends' place, who happens to be a girl (just to clarify) and happened to see a beauty book laying on the endtable next to her couch. I was waiting for her and her friends to get ready to go bar-hopping, so I started thumbing through it. The book was called "Your Beauty Mark: The Ultimate Guide to Eccentric Glamour" and was written by Dita Von Teese.  

I didn't have a lot of time to peruse the book, but I did read this tidbit of info that I am passing on to the ladies out there for our "Free Advice Fridays" series:

Dita tells the ladies to pluck your nipple hairs before a date...just in case!  That is sound advice.  Last think I want to do is be sucking on a nipple and get a hair stuck in my teeth.  I have to say though, either the majority of women already do this or not alot of women grow mounds of hair on their tits because in all my years of playing with boob, I can honestly say that hair has never been a problem.  I have seen some peach fuzz, but nothing gross or a deal-breaker!


If Non- Metal Singers Had Metal T-Shirts...

(Via Reddit.com)









Why The Hell Not Watch the Best News Bloopers from the 80's and 90's?

The Best News Bloopers from the 80's and 90's


Clorox is Racist!!!

Found this funny article on the internet entitled: "Clorox Deemed Racist, Forced To Apologize Because It Makes Things White"  

In this day and age of "Political Correctness", I am sure someone has thought this...

Thursday, April 30, 2015

I Could Sit Down (or Lie Down) and Watch This GIF For Hours!



Rina Nagai - Sexy Selfie, Sexy One Piece


AND A BONUS RINA NAGAI GIF:


More Asian Beauties Here                                               


Rear View Thong - Thong Thursdays

Don't forget to check out all of our other Thongs that have made an appearance on "Thong Thursdays!"

She's Got 'em Packed In Tight - Our Favorite Dresses


Check out our other "Favorite Dresses"           A Collection of NSFW Dresses

A Great One-Piece Bathing Suit


Sideboob, Sideboob - Get Your Sideboob Here!!!

Arlenis Sosa Peña - Hottie of the Day

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Evil Dead Red Ale

Cool bottle and cleverly, they made the alcohol content of their beer 6.66%.  It isn't too bad either.  Made by AleSmith Brewing Co. in San Diego, California.

Jazz Still Has a Point

20+ years later and it is still relevant. Some things just DON'T change!!!


Don't Mess With Texas - They Have the Best Trashcan in America!


Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Katerina Hartlova is a Magician

Former Hottie of the Day, Katerina Hartlova can perform magic tricks - She makes cleavage magically appear!!!


She Get's More Than Two Stars From Me!

More Pasties Here




































For the lovers of Fake Boobs – We Got you Covered Here!        

Small Boob Lover?  We Have some Small Boobs You Will Like Here

Daniela Lopez Osorio Returns in One of "Our Favorite Bikinis"



Check Out All of Our Favorite Bikinis                    Some NSFW Bikinis – Click Here

Our Favorite Dresses - Elegant in Blue

Check out our other "Favorite Dresses"           

A Collection of NSFW Dresses

A Sexy Selfie in One of "Our Favorite Bikinis"














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