Thursday, August 30, 2012

Open Letter to Tostitos and their "Scoops"

Dear Tostitos Scoops,

Sorry guys.  I know you are probably wondering why I am writing this now.  After all, you guys have had these things on the market for a couple of years.  I just want to say thank you.  Whenever I eat my wife's  delicious homemade salsa, I have to have the Scoops!  If there are no scoops in the house, I get a little sad.  My wife notices and thinks it is because I don't like her current batch of salsa and then bad things happen.  I get glares and bad looks.  I have to have the Scoops!  When I have the Scoops, everything is right at my house, not to mention the outside world (OK, maybe I am going a little too far, we have earthquakes, tsunamis, violent crime, etc.) but things are good in our house!  My kids love the scoops too! 

With you scoops, I know that all the salsa or cheese dip is going to get to its rightful destination (my mouth and ultimately my stomach).  It is perfection.  No Mess!  And your shape looks like a cradle that would be used to rock a baby to bed.  You have to like that! 

Thank you Scoops and I have one request -- Could you please send me a year's supply?  I will advertise your scoops on my blog daily :) 

Keep On Scooping,
THE MADMAN, A Scooping Lover!

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