Saturday, February 18, 2012

Saturday Night!

It's Saturday Night!!!  

OK, OK, I Just Want (ASS) to say that I (SHIT) don't... Screw It!!!

Many of the funny things I post on here come from various friends of mine who have no life and just surf the internet all day.  Seriously, I think that is all they do.  They find funny things and forward them to me in emails or facebook posts.  I then sift through it and post the best of the best.  I think they vicariously live through me and this blog.  They always send me something and tell me to post it.  I finally told them to start their own blogs.  Their answer:  "I am way to busy surfing the internet.  I have no time to maintain a blog."   Oh, well, I tried!

This is one of the sites they directed me too awhile back.  I was going to post it on the old blog but did not get around to it.  This is a website hosted by a man named Guy who has both Tourette's syndrome and Asberger's syndrome and uses karaoke as therapy.

I know some of you are already getting a little pissed off because I am posting this.  I can feel it.  People are thinking it is rude to make fun of people with Tourette's, etc.  Now before you start writing me nasty emails and composing comments damning me to hell, keep in mind that Guy makes it clear on his site that he knows what he does is funny. He intentionally records songs on days when his tics are abundant. I am not laughing at Guy; I am laughing with him. Check out his website, Tourette's Karaoke, you'll learn quite a bit about what it's like to have these conditions and how Guy copes with them. In addition to being hilarious, it's informative.

But you don't visit "Ramblings of a Semi-Madman" to learn things, you come here to be amused and today Guy is the guy (that was cool) who's going to deliver the amusement.  He has a ton of videos on his site, but this one is the best of the best.   The cursing peppered through the sappy love lyrics is an instant classic.

Take it away, Guy:

McNugget Party in the Trailer Park Tonite

WOW!  50 Chicken McNuggets for $9.99.  Looks like there is goin be a party in the Trailer Park tonite!!!

Teachers Lap-Dancing for Students???

This happened awhile back, but I thought I would post it on my new blog:

Two Canadian teachers are in a ton of trouble after they preformed a lap dance with a bunch of students around. At first the general reaction was positive, but then it got a little weird and kind of disturbing as it went on.

In my opinion, this is made out to be far worse than it really was.  I have watched the video and it is not all that bad.  It is a little weird and out of place to do this at a school, but if they were at a club or bar... 

Of course, this was headline news across Canada -- I guess since the Canadians are bombing at their own Olympics, they need some interesting news headlines to divert attention from their Olympic performances. 

With the video out, the parents are going to have a field day!!!  My guess is they are fired very soon.  Teachers -- Think before doing stupid stuff at school!!  It is that simple.  A lapdance, even though it wasn't a downright dirty one, is inappropriate at school.  THINK!!!!
Here is the video. You make the call...

Fifth Face at Mount Rushmore?

Next time you go to Mount Rushmore, try and look at it sideways.  Why?  It looks as though there is a fifth face that is looking up at the sky.  See for yourself:
This is a picture of Mount Rushmore that I took and rotated it on its side.  To me, it looks like a fifth face.  Not sure who, but I am convinced it is a face.  I have heard others say the same thing. 

My question is:  Was this planned or just a coincidence? 

Friday, February 17, 2012

Al Roker Embarrasses Himself

Al Roker Mistakenly calls a girl a boy while interviewing the audience during the Today Show.  Funny clip. 

Is it just me or is Al Roker just a big 'ol idiot!

Want to Join the Mile High Club?

Ever wanted to join the "Mile High Club" but were too shy to do it on a commercial flight?  Apparently, for 21 years, Flamingo Air has been offering 'Mile High Club : Romantic Flights' for $425 bucks. Complete with champagne and (1) VERY DISCREET PILOT


Latex - Do Women Really Like to Wear It?

Ladies:  Can someone please tell me if this is actually comfortable.  I mean Latex and stuff like that looks great and is Sexy as Hell, but is it comfy?  And what is the purpose of wearing it other than to turn guys on?  I think I have only seen slippers and hookers in Vegas Casinos wearing Latex outfits.  Any input would be appreciated...

Free Advice Friday - Don't Look Like an American Tourist

I have done alot of traveling over the years.  South America, Asia, Central America just to name a few.  I always try NOT to look like a typical American tourist.  Here are some things I had written down years ago while traveling.  I found them in a notebook recently and thought I would bust them out on this Free Advice Friday.  Enjoy!

It's all in the shoes. Sneakers, basketball shoes and flip-flops (unless you are actually at the beach) just scream "American!"  Most places in the world wear casual shoes everywhere unless they are actually going to the gym or the beach. 
Buy little things once you get to the country. Hats, bracelets, and other accessories should be bought when you arrive at your destination.  You may be able to pass yourself off as a foreigner who has been living in the country for sometime. 
Dress a little nicer than usual. Sad, but true - We dress a little too casual in the United States.  In many parts of the world, people dress nice to go out to the market, school or the restaurant.  Wear long pants, button down shirts, slacks, and khakis rather than sweats, t-shirts, shorts and jeans. 
Dress like the locals  If the locals are wearing bright colors, wear bright colors.  If everyone is dressed in black or tans, wear those colors.  Mimic what the locals wear and you will be OK
NO baseball caps or backpacks. Baseball caps and backpacks SCREAM "American!" Forget the Ketchup and Mustard. Requesting typical US condiments (ketchup, salt, pepper, etc.) is a sure giveaway that you are an American tourist. Use the whatever condiments are used in the country you are in.  They eat the food there, so they know what goes good with what.  
Eat local food. Many American tourists visit US chain restaurants for every meal.  LAME!!!  Be adventurous and eat the local food.  They have lived on it for thousands of years so it can't be all that bad!
Avoid walking down the street while eating food; this is against proper etiquette in most countries. I learned this while traveling in India.  I got a few glares and a friend told me that in the area I was at, it was considered rude.  There are many areas in the world where eating and walking is a no-no.

Keep the map out of sight. Pulling out and looking at your map in a public space is a no-no. Study it before you leave your hotel, and if you do need to consult your map, step into a store or any other less public place.
Learn about the history, culture and politics. Try to find information, online or in guidebooks. At least know what country you're going, what language they speak and what's the capital. If you are knowledgeable about the country, people will appreciate it. 
Keep the Noise Level Down.  Many Americans are recognized for being louder than the locals.  Because of our noisy culture, we have learned to talk at higher decibel levels and use large arm and hand movements.  This boisterous behavior should be avoided until you know how the locals act.
Mind your personal space. Don't crowd people.  It is rude.  When you're at a counter, for example, don't spread out your arms; when you're sitting down on the bus or train, don't stretch out your legs in a way that might get in someone's way. Be careful about physical contact; get an idea of what is acceptable - and mind local customs, such as not touching the head or feet in most of South Asia. Don't get freaked out by the person in line behind you being very close, and if you leave too much room between you and the person in front of you, expect someone to step in to the space.
Try to speak the language. This goes with the culture one above.  People will appreciate the effort and time you took to learn their language. 
Don't just stick your hand out. Shake hands with caution. In the west, the handshake is an acceptable greeting. In Thailand, handshakes are reserved for business with Westerners; the preferred greeting is the wai, hands pressed together in prayer position in front of the chin with a slight nod. In India the handshake is becoming common, but you must greet the eldest or most important person present first and work your way down, and shaking a woman's hand may be unacceptable.


Thursday, February 16, 2012

Whatever Happened To Basic Math?

This is what should have happened at the customer service desk:

(Scene: Lowes customer service desk.)

I bought item X for 179.99 on sale (original price was 209.99) a few days ago.

It went on sale yesterday for 25% off the original price, making it about $157. Meijer does the whole "price match" thing so, if something gets cheaper within a week, you get the difference.

I should have gotten the difference between what I paid and what the new sale price is: about $13.

179.99 - 157.49 = 22.50

Everyone got that?

Here is what actually happened:

Customer Service Girl insists I should get 25% of 179.99.

Me: Are you sure?

CSG: Yes.

Me: Really? I don't think that's right.

CSG: Yes, have a good night!

179.99 x 25% = 44.99

Me: Oh, I will.

My thoughts:
Seriously, what has happened to math skills in this country?  They are going to Hell.  This isn't rocket science.  And to my credit, I did try to correct her.  When she insisted, I didn't want to cause a big scene, so I took the money.  I made $22.49.  POPEYE'S FRIED CHICKEN -- Here I Come!!!

Pierced Epiglottis -- Please Explain!

Seriously?  People actually pierce their epiglottis (or whatever that thing is called)?  Doesn't that interfere with eating.  What is the purpose of it anyway?  Is it for deepthroating?  Sorry, I had to bring the whole oral sex thing up because I seriously cannot think of any other reason someone would do this.  It isn't like it is for show. What, are you going to walk around and open your mouth real wide to show off your pierced epiglottis?  I THINK NOT!!!!

Abstinence is Not 100% Effective

If anyone tells you that it is 100%, they are lying!!!!!  Throw this little graphic at them and see what they say. 

Funny Little Teaching Story to Start the Day

A teacher in Texas sent this too me.  Thanks Joyce from Mesquite, Texas. 

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.”
The teacher responded by saying, “That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?”
Sherman said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”
“That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?”
“I would say, ‘Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.’”

The teacher fainted…

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

See-Thru Boots? WTF!

Ladies, Please explain this.  If you are going to wear boots, wouldn't you want boots that would be seen.  That would match what you are wearing?   Unless this chick is wearing a see-through dress (if she is, I need to find that picture!), then these boots are meaningless.  Just wear heels, and forget the see-thru boots.  They look ridiculous and they would probably be Hot as Hell (I mean make your calves sweat).  Feedback please ladies :)

Historical Events in February

I know the month is half over, but better late than never!

  • Supreme Court of the United States met for the first time, February 1, 1790.Louis S. St. Laurent, second French-Canadian prime minister of Canada, born 1882.
    American writer
     Langston Hughes born 1902.
  • Ground-Hog Day. February 2
    By the 
    Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, Mexico gave New Mexico and California to the United States, February 2, 1848.James Joyce, Irish novelist and poet, born 1882.
     Jascha Heifetz born 1901.
    The last German troops surrendered in the Stalingrad pocket, completing the Soviet Union's victory at Stalingrad, during World War II, 1943.
  • German composer Felix Mendelssohn born February 3, 1809.Horace Greeley, American publisher, born 1811.
  • Confederate States of America organized by a temporary committee that met at Montgomery, Ala., February 4,1861.Philippine Rebellion against the United States began, 1899.Charles A. Lindbergh, American aviator, born 1902.Yalta Conference began, 1945.
    Amendment 24 to the U.S. Constitution, banning poll tax, proclaimed, 1964.
  • Evangelist Dwight L. Moody born February 5, 1837.
  • Aaron Burr, American political leader, born February 6, 1756.
    Massachusetts ratified the Constitution, 1788.
    Home run king 
    "Babe" Ruth born February 6, 1895.
    The United States Senate ratified the peace treaty ending the 
    Spanish-American War, February 6, 1899.Ronald Reagan, 40th President of the United States, born in Tampico, Ill., February 6, 1911.
    Princess Elizabeth became 
    Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain, February 6, 1952.
    Amendment 20 to the United States Constitution, moving Inauguration Day to January 20, proclaimed, February 6, 1933.
  • British novelist Charles Dickens born February 7, 1812.
    Nobel Prize-winning novelist 
    Sinclair Lewis born February 7,1885.
  • Mary, Queen of Scots, executed, February 8, 1587.College of William and Mary, second oldest college in the United States, chartered, 1693.John Ruskin, English essayist and critic, born 1819.William T. Sherman, Union Army general in the Civil War, born 1820.Jules Verne, French novelist, born 1828.Russo-Japanese War began, 1904.Boy Scouts of America incorporated, 1910.
  • William Henry Harrison, ninth President of the United States, born in Charles City County, Virginia, February 9, 1773.
  • France surrendered Canada to Great Britain by the Treaty of Paris, February 10, 1763.
    English essayist and critic 
    Charles Lamb born February 10, 1775.
  • Thomas A. Edison, American inventor, born February 11, 1847.
  • Thaddeus Kosciuszko, Polish patriot, born February 12, 1746.Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States, born near present-day Hodgenville, Ky., February 12, 1809.Charles Darwin, British naturalist, born February 12, 1809.John L. Lewis, American labor leader, born February 12, 1880.
  • Talleyrand, French statesman, born February 13, 1754.Grant Wood, American painter, born February 13, 1891.
  • Valentine's Day. February 14.
    Oregon became the 33rd state to join the Union, February 14, 1859.
    John Barrymore, American actor, born February 14, 1882.
    Arizona became the 48th state, February 14,1912.
  • Galileo, Italian astronomer and physicist, born February 15, 1564.
    Cyrus McCormick born February 15, 1809.Susan B. Anthony, American woman suffrage leader, born February 15, 1820.Elihu Root, U.S. statesman and lawyer, born February 15, 1845.
  • Henry Adams, American historian, born February 16, 1838.
  • Thomas Robert Malthus, British economist, born February 17, 1766.
  • Mary I, first reigning queen of England, born February 18, 1516.
    John Bunyan's Pilgrim's Progress was licensed for publication, 1678.
    Jefferson Davis took the oath as provisional President of the Confederate States of America, 1861.Wendell Willkie, American political leader, born 1892.
    San Francisco's Golden Gate International Exposition opened, 1939.
  • Polish astronomer Nicolaus Copernicus born February 19, 1473.David Garrick, English actor, born February 19, 1717.
    Thomas A. Edison patented the phonograph, February 19, 1878.
  • Astronaut John H. Glenn, Jr., became first American to orbit the earth, February 20, 1962.
  • Richard M. Nixon became first U.S. President to visit China, February 21, 1972.
  • George Washington, first U.S. President, born in Westmoreland County, Va., February 22, 1732.
    German philosopher 
    Arthur Schopenhauer born February 22, 1788.James Russell Lowell, American poet, born February 22, 1819.
    The United States acquired the Florida territory from Spain, February 22, 1819.
  • Samuel Pepys, English diarist, born February 23, 1633.
    English composer 
    George Frideric Handel born February 23, 1685.W. E. B. Du Bois, American civil rights leader, historian, and sociologist, born February 23, 1868.
    Amendment 25 to the U.S. Constitution, on presidential succession, proclaimed, February 23, 1967.
  • Winslow Homer, American painter, born February 24, 1836.
  • Jose de San Martin, liberator of Argentina, Chile, and Peru, born February 25, 1778.Enrico Caruso, Italian singer, born 1873.
    Amendment 16 to the Constitution, authorizing the income tax, proclaimed, 1913.
    President Ferdinand Marcos of the Philippines resigned from office and fled the country, 1986.
  • Victor Hugo, French poet and novelist, born February 26, 1802.
    Napoleon escaped from island of Elba, 1815.
    American frontiersman
     William Frederick Cody, better known as "Buffalo Bill," born 1846.
  • Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, American poet, born February 27, 1807.Marian Anderson, American singer, born February 27, 1897.
  • American author Ben Hecht, born February 28, 1894.Vincent Massey took the oath as the first Canadian-born governor general of Canada, February 28,1952.
  • Marquis de Montcalm, French commander in Quebec, born February 29, 1712.

Facts from World Book Millenium

Random Musing While Shopping

Today, I went shopping for groceries. I looked at a box of Fiber One granola bars, and the box said "Healthier than Fiber Plus!" I then looked at a box of Fiber Plus granola bars, which said "Tastes better than Fiber One!" Sounds like we are going to have a little battle of Fiber Granola Bars!!!

Cliff From Cheers is a Smart Man

More Cowbell!!!

In part due to the continuing popularity of the Christopher Walken and Will Farrell SNL skit and in other part because the Cowbell is "Just so Damned Cool", Playstation is releasing "Cowbell Hero".

Find it at fine stores such as Wal-Mart today. (WHOA- HOLD UP! DID I JUST CALL WAL-MART A FINE STORE?) What is happening to me? I guess the stress of trying to decide if I should run for President is getting to me. I need a break!

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

My Last Valentine's Day Post -- I Promise

A buddy just sent this to my email (thanks James).   Do you all think this is true or not?  Your opinion matters!!

Poor Price Tag Placement

Whitney Houston Fans Popping Up Everywhere!!

OK, OK.  Whitney Houston is dead.  I have already talked about this in a previous blog entry, so I am not going to dwell on what is probably her cause of death ( besides, I think we can all take a pretty good guess.)

Anyway, I can truly say I knew her music and I was kind of a fan.  I liked a few of her songs.  I doubt I would go out and pay $60 to see her live, but I could tolerate her.  I even have a couple of her songs on my IPOD.

What is bugging me are all of these people coming out and saying how sad they are and how they are great fans of hers.  I finally decided I had enough today and called one out.  At work, several of us were talking about Whitney Houston's career when this dude in his early 20's who looked like he had no music sense at all blurted out "Me too, she was the greatest singer ever!" after another girl said she her favorite singer.

WHOA!!!!  Hold up geeky guy.  The greatest ever is a pretty big statement.  My Bullshit detector immediately went off and I asked him which songs of hers he liked.  He could only come up with "That one from the Kevin Costner movie."  Dude, strike one!!!!!  When you can't even name one of her songs, you are not a fan.

Strike Two came seconds later when I asked the guy to name his top 5 female singers.  Of course he put Whitney Houston at #1.  His next four (and it took him a minute or so to think of them) were:
2.  Lady Gaga
3.  Madonna
4.  Alanis Morissette
5.  Britney Spears

Actually this was strike 2, three, four and five all in one!  First of all, Lady Gaga and Madonna put on a good, if not weird performance, but their voices are not all that.  I would not even put them in the Top 10!  Alanis Morissette and Britney Spears...REALLY?!?!?!?   WOW!!  This guy had no clue.  I think he realized it and quickly exited the conversation.

And he is not the only one.  I have heard numerous people (students, Hip-hop fans, Rock fans, etc.) all saying how much they loved Whitney Houston, yet I doubt most of them have any Whitney Houston songs on their IPODS or can even name more than a couple of her songs.  Give it a rest people and quit jumping on the Bandwagon!!!

Terrifying Tuesday - Valentine's Day Edition

On my old blog, I did a feature every Tuesday called "Terrifying Tuesdays"  I am going to revive that tradition here on this blog.  Enjoy the first edition of Terrifying Tuesday!!!

Valentine's Day and Terrifying usually are not paired in the same sentence (unless you are a guy who just found out your girlfriend is pregnant and it just happens to be on Valentine's Day).  If you want to try something different this Valentine's Day, rent one of these Horror Movie classics that are set on Valentine's Day.  These movies may be good for a change of pace or, if you are thinking of breaking up, this might just set the mood. 

  • My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009) - Tom goes back to his hometown ten years after a Valentine's Day massacre that took the lives of 22 people. He finds himself suspected as the murderer with only his past love believing his innocence.
  • Valentine (2001) - This horror flick stars beauties including Denise Richards and Katherine Heigl. On Valentine's Day in 1988, the school geek and a nerdy girl get caught making out under the bleachers by the school bullies. The nerdy girldoesn't want a reputation so she claims that the geek attacked her. School bullies beat the crap out of him in front of the whole school.  Now Fast Forward to 2001 where five female friends from that class - including the formerly nerdy girl - receive gruesome Valentine's Day cards. One of the five women is murdered by a killer in a cupid mask. Then the Bloodbath begins!
  • My Bloody Valentine (1981) - Valentine Bluffs, Nova Scotia, is a coal mining town planning a massive Valentine's Day party.The party begins and people start turning up dead.
Let me know if you know of any others.  Just leave a comment.  Have a Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day

PeeWee Martini and I wish each and every one of you a Happy Valentine's Day.  If you are married or have a special someone, have a wonderful day, eat at a nice restaurant, buy some flowers and candy, etc.  And don't forget to get busy tonight! 
If you are single, then get some ice cream, curl up on the couch and watch American Idol Reruns by yourself.  Or browse the dating and porn sites you have stored on your favorites list in your browser.  Either way, try and not get too depressed and think of all the $$$ guys are spending on this day.  That will brighten you up.  You are saving hundreds of Dollars! 

Monday, February 13, 2012

Truth For Mature Humans

This is from my old blog.  I first published it a year ago today.  Thanks to a loyal follower, Vincent from India, who sent me this via email. 

Weird Valentine's Day Stories

Valentine's Day carries a lot of meanings: romantic, sappy, sentimental, annoying, and expensive have all been my descriptions of Valentine’s from past years. Valentine’s Day can also be a little weird too. Valentine’s Day is all about Love and Love can make you do some crazy things. As proof, here are a few weird Valentine’s Stories that I have found on the internet. Enjoy!

1. Fall in love over little burgers by reserving a table for two at White Castle, the place made famous by Harold and Kumar.  Every Valentine's Day, the burger chain provides tableside service, flowers, and candelight at select locations. They'll even upload photos of your enchanted evening, pork sliders and all, onto their website. For dessert, stop by a Krispy Kreme store and pick up a dozen of their limited edition heart-shaped donuts, which are filled with strawberries and kreme and topped with white chocolate.  Hope your date isn't on a diet!!
2. Today Translations, from London, asked its linguists to name the least romantic way of saying "I love you." The winner was Japan's "watakushi-wa anata-wo ai shimasu," just ahead of "qaparha," which is in Klingon.  I guess you either have to be a Star Trek Geek or travel to Japan to sound romantic now-a-days.
3. Leave it to the British to put a damper on Valentine's Day.  Earlier this week, the head teacher at Ashcombe Primary School in England banned Valentine's Day cards after deciding that the angst of young love distracts children from their studies. In his newsletter, which parents scoffed at to the press, the teacher said he was saving students from the "emotional trauma" of rejection. No wonder people say the British are so cold.  And what distracts students from their studies more than Facebook and Cell phones?  I doubt in this day and age that Love is ranked higher than technology for today's teens. 
4. A woman in Winnipeg dumped her boyfriend of two and a half years after discovering dirty text messages on his phone. The thing is, they weren't his—Virgin Mobile had preloaded automatic texts, which included one that said "booty call." Whoops. We're hoping she makes it up to him this weekend if they get back together in time to celebrate Valentine's Day. I am surprised that Tiger Woods didn't use this as an excuse when his wife found the text messages on his phone. 

5. As of today, the seventh most-downloaded iPhone app is the automatic love poem generator, which conjures sweet stanza such as,"the moment I saw you my heart was sold/the two of us will never be cold." WOW!!!  Forget the fancy dinner and roses, just use this thing.  Ladies -- Would you rather have your man tell you some randomly generated poem from his cellphone or come up with something original and heartfelt?  That's what I thought!!!

The Advantage of Breast Implants

Sheyla Hershey is one lucky Big-Breasted Lady!  Sheyla Hershey (pictured above.  Look above her boobs to see her face) is a Brazilian-born model who may or may not be the World Record holder for the World's Largest Breast Implants.  (apparently, there are several ladies vying for that coveted title)  Anyway, this model is facing a drunk driving charge stemming from an incident while driving home after a Super Bowl party where she lost control of her car and crashed into a tree.  This happened in Houston, Texas.   I guess she is living there now (Why would you leave beautiful Brazil?)

It seems that her 38KKK breasts  functioned as an airbag and she was able to walk away from the accident. Hershey was booked and released on bail. A court appearance is scheduled for next month.  

So there you have it ladies, if you are a wreckless driver, then you should probably think about getting airbags, I mean Breast Implants.  They may save your life one day!  

Ping Pong (Table Tennis for you Technical People)

Honestly, I am not a big fan of ping pong.  I played it when I was young.  We had a pool table in the basement and my dad made a ping pong table that we could place over it.  I was never that good.  That is why I hardly ever mention it or place it on my blog.  A friend in Sweden sent me this video and I had to show it.  This guy ends the point on a sick turn-around blind return.  WOW!  His name is Jörgen Persson and he is a Swede.  (Wait a second...did I just say "sick turn-around blind return" in reference to table tennis?  I must be losing it!)   Anyway, Check it out:

Valentine's Day in Style...

Several things wrong with this picture:
1.  Since when do you need a reservation for White Castle?
2.  If you are taking your girl to White Castle for Valentine's Day Dinner, I have a feeling your girlfriend is gonna dump you!  Really?  White Castle for Valentine's Day?

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Happy Valentine's Day

Looks Like this guy found the perfect way to show his love to his wife...

The Death Bear- A Valentine's Friend

Meet the Death Bear. Death bear is a 7ft tall black bear that you can have come over to your place (if you live in Brooklyn, anyway) to remove memories of your ex. Here is the lowdown, direct from their website:
We all have someone or something we would rather just forget. Things fall apart. Love hurts. Dreams die. But when you summon Death Bear to your door, you can rest assured that help has come. At first you may be intimidated by his stature and color (7 feet tall with a hard, black bear head, black jumpsuit, and black boots), but absorbing the memories of others is a dark art, and Death Bear must present himself appropriately for this solemn duty. Death Bear will take things from you that trigger painful memories and stow them away in his cave where they will remain forever allowing you to move on with your life.
Interesting concept. I am sure this guy is going to make a few hundred $$ off of this thing. HMM...Now If I can just come up with something like the Death Bear for Iowa. A Death Deer Perhaps???
Ladies, is this true?   

Model Gets Snakebit in the Boob!

She must have had bad breath! I hope the snake didn't bite all the way down to the Saline implants!

Father of the Year Candidate

You have probably already seen this video since it has gone viral.  I wasn't even going to post it, but being a father with two kids (luckily they are not teenagers yet and I have a while to wait for that stage), I just had to comment on this.  

First off -- Lay off of the guy.  People are bashing him for how horrible he was to his daughter and how he was using a gun and thus promoting violence, etc.  

Let me tackle the violence issue first.  My reply to all of these anti-gun people is: SO WHAT!!  He wasn't shooting at anyone.  He was shooting a frickin' laptop!!!  Give me a break.  Tell me how shooting a laptop causes people to go out and shoot other people.  Give it a rest!

As for the people saying he was too harsh on his daughter -- BULLSHIT!!!  Why don't you attack the real villain here, THE DAUGHTER!!!  Sounds to me like she is a spoiled little bitch.  I, For one, commend the father for finally laying down the law.  She deserves all of the punishments she gets.  

I for one actually think the father handled it in a calm and mature way.  I probably would have gone ballistic!  Hard-telling what I would have done.  I probably would have definitely smashed the computer to Hell!

I commend this father!  You are a cool dude and I nominate you for father of the year!!!

And on another note:  I am not sure if he meant to do this or not, but I am pretty sure he scared off most of his daughter's would-be boyfriends.  After seeing her father put bullets through the computer, I would definitely have second thoughts about dating his daughter.  

RIP - Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston died yesterday. The great singer from that had a ton of hits in the late 80's and early 90's has passed.  What a shame!  She had such a beautiful voice.

But was this really a shock?  I was not surprised.  There are some celebrities that you just think are going to die before their time.  Sad, but true.  Amy Winehouse was another one that comes to mind.  I also had told people since Michael Jackson had his big Child-Sex abuse trial that he would be another to die in some weird way.  

Let's look at Whitney:  
1.  She had been in rehab more times that I have been to Popeye's Fried Chicken places.
2.  She was married to Bobby Brown for a long time.  The two of them probably dished out a few million dollars to drug dealers by themselves.
3.  She became a recluse, staying out of the media spotlight, etc.  Although many celebs do this, ones with addictions tend to do this because they are hiding their addiction.  
4.  The old addage - "once an addict always an addict" applies here.  Yes, you may overcome your addiction, but the pull toward your addiction and other addictions is always there.  It does not go away.  

The picture above is Whitney in 1988.  She looks great and was entering the peak of her career.  Now look at these pictures of Whitney just months ago:

Definitely looked like a woman in a downward spiral.  RIP Whitney - Hope you are at peace now.  

On another note - Congratulation to Bill Williams who won $20 in our dead pool.  But that is another Blog.  Stay tuned...
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