Saturday, March 24, 2012

This Is How My Night Is Going!

YES, That is a super Huge Mojito.  Unfortunately, that is not mine :(  But I can assure you that I am drinking up tonight.  Already had 5 beers, 3 shots of Jack and I just got a Mojito.  And it isn't even 10 PM yet!

Sexy Babes In Sport

Just a random, nice video celebrating the beauty of female athletes. Enjoy!

Little Drunk A*#hole Gets Put In His Place By a Big Cop

This kid is probably 5'3" and weighs about 120 lbs.  Oh Yeah, he has also been drinking all day, partaking in Chicago St. Patrick's Day Festivities.  So what does he do?  He decides to mouth off to a big cop!  Let's see How this ends...

P.S. - Did anyone else notice the look of the cop at :14.  Can anyone say "Newman"?   Looks just like Newman from Seinfeld, without the glasses!

Movie Reviews - Balls of Fury

"Balls of Fury" was on several times last weekend.  My buddies had seen it and said it was not a great movie.  I don't know why, but I decided to watch it.  I am a big Chirstopher Walken fan. 

First -- congratulations to Christopher Walken, who—as Balls of Fury’s evil crime lord, ping-pong whiz, and fan of Ming the Merciless-style Chinese garb— delivers a humorous performance that comes off as a parody of a parody of himself. “Okey-dokey artichokey,” says Walken in an exaggeration of the peculiar voice and verbal cadence that have endeared him to legions of impressionists, the sense being that the actor finally wants in on some of that fun Walken mimicry. When he says, “I bid you toodles,” I feel that he is fully aware of his own eccentricity.  His comedic parody of himself is the best part of this rather plain movie.  The movie is about a former table tennis wonderboy named Randy Daytona (Dan Fogler) and his efforts to help an FBI agent (George Lopez) bust Walken’s Master Feng by infiltrating the villain’s deadly ping-pong tournament.

The film is a hodge-podge of kung-fu movies, inspirational sports dramas, and ’80s kitsch which could be funny if it were not so haphazzardly put-together.  It has way too many scenes that seem to appear all of a sudden and then just disappear without feeling like it is done.  And the humor is rather  juvenile, concentrating on crotch shots and jokes about the blind.   Basically the movie comes off as a ping-pong version of The Karate Kid. 

If not for the performance of Christopher Walken, I would give this movie only 2.5 stars out of 10.  Thanks to Walken, I raise it up to 3.5 stars.  Don't rent it, catch it on TV sometime.

The Apocalypse - Maury Povich Running Out of Ideas

The End of the World must be near.  Maury Povich is really digging deep in the well for show ideas!  He has run out of just about everything.  Here is what he wants his esteemed viewers to call-about and share their experiences on LIVE TV!

Seriously Maury?  Really?  That is Fucked Up!!!  

And if anyone calls in and you actually have a show on this topic, well that is even more Fucked up!  What kind of demented minds do you have on your staff in order to think this shit up.  Is this some kind of cult group trend that I am not familiar with.  Would anyone do this?  Scratch that--In the world we live in, I am sure there are people who regularly go to the graves of their loved ones and have sex.

My Friend's Grandfather Clock

No Shit!  At least that is what Roy Claims.  He says it is his and another friend claims to have seen it in his house.  I know Roy is full of shit half the time, so I doubt it is really his.  But then again, I could see some enterprising clock making deciding to make a clock like this because he knows there are people out there who would buy it.  Hell, I would probably buy it if I could find one.  

Anyway, Roy lives in San Francisco, so if you are out there, I will give you the address and you can drop by and verify its existence.  

Friday, March 23, 2012

Obama Wants Santorum To Be The Republican Candidate

Kim Kardashian "Flour Bombed"

Kim Kardashian got flour-bombed last night by a female fan while she was attending the launch of her new fragrance line in Hollywood.  Luckily, the fan aimed for her face and therefore only needed one sack.  If Kim's back was turned, she would have needed at least 3 to cover that Ass!!!!


We would not be here right now if it weren't for beer!  GOD BLESS BEER!
Beer Saved The World

Free Advice Friday -- Men's Restroom Etiquette

Men's Restroom Etiquette is usually considered Universal and Unspoken.  You are probably thinking "Boss, if it is universal and unspoken, then why is it necessary to post them?)  Easy Answer - because evidently, there are still a few jackasses out there who haven't yet got the memo from Captain Obvious about what is and isn't allowed in a men's restroom.  So here is the finalized, definitive version of Men's Restroom Etiquette.  Read Carefully.  Post in Restrooms around the world, tell your kids, grandkids, whoever.  Just make sure we all abide by these rules!!!!!!!!!

1. Under no circumstances is it okay to speak to another man while your junk is out. Urinals are not the place for conversation. There are no exceptions (not even a heart-attack --- If someone does have a heart-attack while you are Urinating, cut off your flow, put your junk back and call 911).

2. All men are required to look directly forward at the wall while using a urinal. Sometimes this can result in someone missing the urinal and back-splashing urine all over their pants. Having pee-pee pants is better then being thought of as a "looker", so this rule is to be strictly followed.

3. If other urinals are available, you do not use one that is next to one that is already in use. Personal space is a very important part of restroom etiquette.

4. Grunting and sighs of relief are discouraged.

5. If the only urinal available is next to one that is already being used, you should just use a stall. This is just common sense.

6. If you walk into an empty bathroom, always use a urinal at the end of the row in order that others may avoid the aforementioned predicaments. I think this one is somewhere in the Bible.

7. If you are with kids or the opposite sex, you must wash your hands.  You are not required to wash your hands at sporting events when you are with a bunch of guys only.

Did I Miss Any?

Katy Perry Music Contributions

A List of things Katy Perry has contributed to the Music Industry:

1.  Tits

2.  Colored Hair

3.  Boobs

4.  Letting everyone Know that it is cool for girls to kiss (I am down with that)

5.  Breasts

UHHHH...I can't think of anything else.  If you have something, let me know.

Free Advice Fridays - JUST SAY NO!!

This was an old poster put up on American Army Bases Around the World.  My solution would have been Free Condoms to all of the Soldiers!  That is why I would make a Great Secretary of Defense!!!

Thursday, March 22, 2012

You Go Dwight Howard!

This is one of the Orlando Magics Dwight Howard's Baby Mamas!  Her name is Hope Alexis.  Not sure what the story is there, but I guess they are not together.

Not bad Dwight.  I would love to see your current Girlfriend.  I find it hard to believe that she would be hotter than Hope!  Hope, you are now officially a MILF!!!

Bikini-Clad Teachers

This goes along with yesterday's post of teachers getting fired for porn.  Although Tiffany was not doing porn, she just had some bikini pictures posted on Facebook.  Nothing Dirty.  I will post an interesting Post-Script on this story soon!

Teachers go to the beach.  They go boating, swimming at the pool, etc.  So teachers obviously wear bikinis.  Male teachers go shirtless.  No big deal, right?

Not for this teacher.   This teacher was fired for her Bikini clad pictures taken by a friend while boating.  I have seen the pics and the one on the webpage is fairly tame.  The other pics weren't too much worse.  She is just posing in a bikini.  No nudity.  Nevertheless, she was fired!!!!  And this happened in Florida of all places?  Doesn't everyone wear bikinis in Florida???

I've said it manytimes--teachers should not have to be saints. What I do in my off-campus time is no one's business but mine, except in very limited situations.  Obviously, I am not going to run around town naked or get drunk and drive my car around the city park, but if I or my wife are out at the lake and someone takes some pics of us, who cares (I am sure no one would want to see pics of me in my board shorts, but you get the point).  We have lives.  I know we are in the public eye, especially in a small town, but we should not have to adjust our lifestyles because of it.  As long as we are not doing anything illegal, then no big deal. 

Firing a teacher for bikini pictures? A governmental agency that could do that could also fire you for showing up at the "wrong" side of a political rally.  You could be fired for listening to the wrong kind of music.  They could basically fire you for whatever they felt was wrong. 

Anyway, the woman in the story linked above has turned to porn to support herself.  Her new producer had a priceless quote:  "So I told her, use ‘em before they fall to the ground. But God, does she need to work on her acting!"

The Evolution of Romance

I was listening to George Thorogood and the Destroyers today.  He was singing his song "I Really Like Girls"   Yes, I sounds like something a pedophile would write, but it is a catchy little tune.  Then all of a sudden it hit me!!!  This is really a romantic song written to woo a girl.

Then I really got to thinking (Something I don't do unless it is really important) and I thought about how far music, poetry and romance has come.  Let us do a quick examination taking a look at romance in song and poetry, then and now.  

Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespeare:

"O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
Like a rich jewel in an Ethiope's ear;
Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!
Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!
For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night."

"I Really Like Girls," George Thorogood and the Destroyers:

"I really really really really really really like girls
Yeah, I really really really really really really like girls
I like girls
I like girls
I like girls
I like the way that they giggle
when they walk up and ask you to dance
I like the way that they wiggle
wrapped up in their skin tight pants
they're really really neat
they're really sweet
they're real petite
I like girls." 

And I could come up with many many more stupid, corny romance songs.  Here is a short list:

1.  Anything by Justin Bieber
2.  John Mayer - "Your Body is a Wonderland" 
3.  Taylor Swift - "Love Story"  She even tries to invoke Shakespeare and Nathaniel Hawthorne in her song, although I think she needs to brush up on her Literary Classics.  Take this from that silly song:
“Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone,I’ll be waiting all there’s left to do is run.You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess,It’s a love story baby just say yes.”
4.  Milli Vanilli - "Girl You Know It's True"

And these are just a few that pop in my head.  I bet we could make a list of 100 + songs.  Go ahead and leave some of your Stupid Romantic Songs in the comments.  

Not sure about you, but I would say we are heading in the wrong direction.  Perhaps a return to the Dark Ages is in the future for us.  Think about it!  

RoboDump - The Ultimate April Fool's Prank!

I happened to come upon a website that markets Robo Dump 1.0 .  Robo Dump is:
RoboDump is a robot. Sort of. And it poops. Sort of. Forever. A horrible, never-ending bowel movement complete with straining grunts, horrific gas, splashes, and pee sounds.

The "Robot" actually has feet and pants and shoes so it looks like a man sitting on a toilet.
It actually is pretty ingenious.  Then the thing makes pooping sounds, grunts, groans, plops and pee sounds.  It really is just a pair of fake legs hooked up to a computer and speakers.  
I have to say, at first I thought it was kind of crazy, almost non-sensical.  But now, I think I want one.  This would be the ultimate April Fool's Day Joke!

Kevin Kelm is the man who invented it and I have to say, "You Sir, are a genius!"  Please click on the link at the top of the page to check out his website.  

And Kevin, if you can rush me one of those before April Fool's Day,the bathroom here at work will never be the Same!

Guy or Girl - Round 2

Here is the second installment of Guy or Girl.  You can check out the first one here.

I am hoping this one is a girl, because she is pretty damn hot!  Nice Body, great Butt.  Please let me be right...

Let me know what you think and I will reveal the answer in a week or so.

A Great Kate Upton GIF

Kate Upton, SI's Swimsuit Cover Model for this year, is HOT!!!  Here is perhaps the greatest GIF of the Bathing Suit Beauty Ever.  What a Tease!

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Hope That Works for you New York Jets

Now you don't just have an underachieving quarterback who can never win the "Big One", You also have an overrated QB who was only successful because Defense weren't ready for it.  Trust me, the NFL Defensive Coordinators have Tebow's number.  Hope your Third String QB is ready to go!

"Poop" Facebook Status Update

There are some really strange status posts on Facebook.  I mean...some people are just messed up.  And some parents are a little too free with their info about their kids online.  How many of us would really want to read the following from one of our friends?

I actually had to re-read this one.   I couldn’t really believe that this mother devoted her status to bragging about her child’s “healthy” potty time. I read “pinches it off clean” and that kind of threw me off track.  That was the part I had to re-read to make sure it meant what I thought it did.  And, unfortunately, It did.

If you want to brag about your kid, brag about reading, writing, sports, riding a bike skills or something else that is "Braggable".  I just don't think that bragging about how well your kid takes a dump is appropriate.  It also falls under the "Too Much Information" section of Facebook Status Updates.

Help This Guy Out - He Wants to Take a Porn Star to Prom

Sticking with Today's theme of Porn Stars in our daily lives, I give you this story to piggy back the story I just posted of the Junior High School Science Teacher who is a porn actress "on the side".

Mike Stone - Going to Prom with a Porn Star!
Porn Star Prom Date of the Day: Like a lot of teenagers, Mike Stone just wants to spend his senior prom with a bunch of his friends. And a porn star.

A month ago, Stone turned to Twitter in his quest to land an adult actress as his date to the dance, and after over 600 tweets, he may have finally found the lucky lady: Megan Piper.

“If you can get me there, then yes,” the porn starlet tweeted.

Flying Piper from L.A. to Oakdale, MN isn’t exactly in Stone’s 18-year-old budget, and he hasn’t told his parents about his bold scheme, so he’s decided to raise the funds via Twitter, with a little help from his new prom date.

“I’d love to go to prom with @madmike42948 and I think you all should help him raise funds to get me there,” Piper told her Twitter followers.

Whether he succeeds or not, Stone’s scheme has already earned him a sufficient measure of  respect from his friends.

“I was actually thanking people who are cheering me on and telling me to keep on with it. They keep telling me I’m a legend and a hero,” he told The Daily Dot.

Full Story can be found at The Daily Dot

I tried to find some pictures of Megan Piper, but most of them were X-Rated.  Seriously, of the first 150 pics that came up on Google Image search, I think there were only three or four that were fit for this blog (you know, since I have such high journalistic standards!)  Here are a few.   Enjoy!

Stacie Halas - Porn Star and Science Teacher!

It appears a teacher in California has been suspended from her teaching duties after it was revealed that she is moonlighting as a Porn Star!  Stacie Halas is the Teacher's name, but it appears that "Tiffany Six" is her Porn Name.

This is not the first time this has happened.  As a matter of fact, it has been happening more and more often.  On my old blog, I reported of two females and one male teacher who were fired because they had either been a porn star before teaching or they were currently doing porn on the side.  I will find those posts and re-post them on here soon.

My thoughts:  So many people watch porn, how the hell are you going to get away with it.  Someone is bound to recognize you.  It is estimated that close to 65% of regular internet users browse porn from time to time (That percentage estimate is mine so it is probably right!)  The odds that one of Stacie, or "Tiffany's" students parents will recognize her are pretty high.  Probably even higher since she is working in California (It is a known fact that California has the highest Porn Browsing Rate in the United States, with only Germany and Canada accessing porn more often than Californians).  Give me a break.  If you have done any porn in your life, you are basically screwed.  You will probably not get a mainstream job, at least one that involved interacting with kids and teens.  And if you do get a job, you will eventually be found out.

Looks Like Stacie may be using the name "Tiffany Six" full-time from now on!

Stupid Fail

These guys thought it would be cool to hollow out one of those wooden spools that utility wires come on and then put a couple guys in it and roll it down a hill.  RESULT = FAIL with a couple broken bones, concussions and numerous other little injuries.  And watch the whole thing, as the spool decides to roll back on everyone!

People, If the guys on Jackass haven't tried doing something stupid like this yet, it probably means it can't be done.  So Don't Try It!

This Guy Maybe Making The $$$, But...

It sure would suck to tell the chicks that you are J-Lo's Stunt Double.  This guy has J-Lo's Body, probably including the big booty!  That would suck unless you were trying to pick up Lesbians who want to hook-up with J-Lo or maybe the guy is Gay.  Who Knows!!!

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Terrifying Tuesday!! Maybe a little more disturbing than terrifying

I laughed when I first saw this pic, then I thought it was kind of disturbing.  I think I would be a little freaked out to see this cross-dressing Xena Warrior Princess wannabe!! 

WTF!!!!  Is it a guy, a girl?  What is up with the paper flower pasties?  Are those boobs under there or "man boobs"? 

I may have this pic somewhere else on this blog, but it is worth seeing again.  Hillary is one scary woman!!!!!!!!!!!  Bill, I feel sorry for ya dude!

Anyone who would wear that shirt is creepy.  What is the opposite of a "Bromance" cause I think she has it.  Maybe it is a "Chick Crush"...

Richard Simmons is just plain weird!!!   The guy is a freak and a stupid one at that.  He has to be stupid -- Why would he always go on David Letterman and on the Regis show and stand there while they make fun of the guy.  He is an attention seeker who doesn't care if he is the butt of all jokes.  ( I know, insert Simmons butt joke here).  He is one guy I truly wish would just disappear!!

Isn't This a Little Bit Ironic?

Stupid Iowa Laws

I was born in Iowa, moved away and now find myself back here.  Why?  I guess it was for my parents since I am an only child and my kids are their only grandkids.  I have been back 10 years and counting.  Not sure how much longer I will stay...

Anyway, I found this list of "Stupid" Iowa Laws.  These are still "technically" on the books.  Most were drafted in the 1800's and the state or cities just never got around to wiping them off the record.  Enjoy!

• A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
• An owner or employee of an establishment in Iowa that sells alcohol can’t legally consume a drink there after closing for business.
• Don’t plan on running a “tab” in Iowa; it’s illegal.
• Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
• If a law enforcement officer is having a drink in a bar in Iowa and an employee pours water down the drain, the water is legally considered an alcohol beverage intended for unlawful purposes.
• In Dubuque any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.
• In Fort Madison the fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
• In Marshalltown horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
• In Ottumwa, Iowa, “It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unaquainted.”
• Indianola: The “Ice Cream Man” and his truck are banned.
• It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
• It is illegal to hunt from an aircraft.
• It is illegal to accept a gratuity or tip in Iowa.
• It’s safe to make love while parked in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
• Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.
• One-armed piano players must perform for free.
• Ottumwa: Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
• Riverboat gamblers in Iowa have a $5 maximum bet.
• The Iowa Legislature once passed a resolution ordering the state cafeteria to start serving cornbread.
• Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you — or holding you in his arms.
• You may shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any one time.

12 Inch Penis

You have to watch this Lie Detector bit from Reddit.  Then you will understand it.

2 Girls Get Engaged During an NHL Game

This was an interesting marriage proposal at the Senators / Leafs game that took place last Saturday at Scotiabank Place. I believe that this is the first lesbian engagement at a NHL game we've seen. Congrats girls! (The Girl in Red is kind of a Hottie!!!!)

Monday, March 19, 2012

Bulls Fan Honors LeBron With a Nice T-Shirt

This was spotted at the Bulls/Heat Game the other night.  Well Done Chicago!

Movie Reviews - G-Force

I HATE THIS MOVIE!!!  I have a 4 and 6 year old and have seen this movie at least 3 times.  They always want me to sit down and watch it with them.  UGH!!!!!!!  I can handle most kids movies a time or two, but this one is really begining to wear on me. 

G-Force is complete crap. This is supposedly a kids' movie, but it's been made with zero interest in kids. It's a comedy, but it has barely any jokes for kids. It has been manufactured with the assumption that all kids are idiots who are pleased by the most simplistic stuff you put on the screen as long as there are "cute" animals in it.  What the Heck was Disney thinking?

Rather than trying to entertain kids, G-Force is aimed at parents who will take their kids to movie that has cute talking animals It's scientifically blended to be the bare minimum excuse to get rid of your kids for 90 minutes. In this case, the cute talking animals are guinea pigs, probably because mice, dogs, cats, hamsters and rats have been done. The plot is a weak story about guinea pigs (And one mole) being secret agents for the FBI, and the only ones who can stop kitchen appliance/transformers under the control of a mad genius.

As you can see, the plot is weak!!!!  You would think a weak plot and talking animals is probably going to be an awful excues for a movie, and in this case it is.  One of the problems with G-Force is that it is too simple and follows the spy/action/talking animal movie formula to a T.  The producers had no interest in doing any twisting, any stretching or anything else that would require a thought beyond the most obvious and trite. But that's not even the worst thing about this turd of a movie.

The worst thing is that they did not even try to make a movie for kids. They just took their stupid action-movie formula and then wrote the easiest, laziest, crappiest script they could.  The plot is driven by typical Jerry Bruckheimer explosions and action chases, which are neither funny nor clever. They aren't tailored for kids because that would mean daring to do something different. Instead, they are the same old stuff you see in all action movies, but with rodents instead of humans. Crashing cars, transforming machines, high-tech satellite spy stuff is in every scene of this movie.  It is so predictable. 

The few jokes the movie has--and it has way too few for a movie about secret-agent guinea pigs--are often used pop-culture references of Paris Hilton and other crap that kids don't care about and would never understand. They were written by screenwriters who don't think like kids and aren't trying to entertain kids.  They fail at being hip, funny and smart. They succeed at sounding like the most annoying "friend" you know on Facebook who thinks he's hilarious.

The characters are as bland and predictable. Tracy Morgan plays the sassy, jive-talker. Penelope Cruz plays the sexy, accented one and Sam Rockwell is the earnest, hard-working one. To further the stereotypes, Steve Buscemi is the hothead and Jon Favreau is the tough-acting-but-really-sensitive one. These could be the characters in a very bad cop-drama TV show. Once again, these characters aren't designed for kids. 

So you may be saying:  "But Madman, it is a KIDS MOVIE!!!  Lighten up!"  Well, even kids deserve a good, entertaining movie that has a plot and decent characters.  I can tell you right now that my kids watch it only because of the animals.  They don't care about the plot, characters or anything else.  They get bored after about 30 minutes.  I don't even know if they have seen the whole movie or just parts of it.  Hollywood bigwigs need to realize that kids may be more easily entertained, but also way more impressionable.These producers should be  ashamed to take candy, money or the time of little ones, no matter how easy it is to do. But they don't care.  They are too busy planning a sequel, and they don't intend to make it any better if they don't have to.

So maybe I am too critical, but I feel that my kids deserve more.  They deserve a movie with a decent plot and a message.  My kids are at an age where they are impressionable and learning things, important things about life.  Why not make G-Force with more of a message, like a message of good vs. evil or something.  Make it have meaning, any kind of meaning!!!  Kids aren't stupid!!!!!

G-Force gets no stars from me.  :( 

One of The Greatest Tattoos Ever!!!

Found this surfing the net.  Hilarious and appropriate, although Jacko has been dead for awhile...  I guess he will now be immortalized on this guy's leg!

Have Sex With Sarah Jessica Parker,eh...Porkher, Whenever You Want!

This is a lawsuit waiting to happen!  A Sarah Jessica Parker Sex Doll!  I will Pass, She just isn't my type...

Penguins Can Be Assholes!

Just watch this video!

Cow Gives Birth, Then Kicks a Woman in the Face!

This lady may think twice about helping a cow give birth again!

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Cool Pic - Green Empire St. Building

I know I said I had one more St. Patty's Post a few hours ago, but I have to share this.  A friend of mine who lives in NYC sent me this pic.  The Empire St. Building was lit Green last night for St. Patrick's Day.  Cool Pic!!!  Thanks Sean!

My Composition that Praises Black Stretch Pants

Black stretchy pants, oh Lordy, black stretchy pants,
My, you are so, so, so  fine,
You can take a mediocre ass,
And turn it to a dime.
Oh you look so nice and tight,
Huggin that Ass and those Legs as well
Whilst thou rest upon that butt so right
I stare at you in awe
I pray that beneath you
Is the ass that I have in my day dreamin' view
But here at work, day dreamin' is all that I can do
Because I can't see through
Black stretchy pants, oh Lordy, black stretchy pants,
Thank God for creating you!

St. Patrick's Day Recap - In Pictures!

I love St. Patricks Day!

Fresh Balls

Springtime is here and I found this nifty little male "cosmetic" product:
"All men sweat in their groin area, and until now, there has not been a product specifically to relieve the wetness and the uncomfortable feeling of sweaty balls.
Until now, introducing:"    FRESH BALLS 

This is not a joke; it is a real product.  Click on the link above to check out the page.  And here is the video that advertises the product.  You gotta love the cheap fake background. 

It's only $14.99, shipping included!!!
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