Saturday, December 29, 2012

Tamara Ecclestone Has Billion Dollar Boobs!

Tamara Ecclestone is a billionaire (well, an heir to a billionaire since her dad owns Formula 1 and everything associated with it).  Her family is richer than the Hilton's and Kardashian's combined and, lucky for us, she likes to show off her body just as much as Paris and Kim!  She doesn't have a sex tape out yet, but I am willing to bet there is one out there and she won't mind it when it comes out. In the meantime, she likes to show off her billionaire fake tits, like these fotos from a Loaded UK Magazine photo shoot.  I am the middle man, passing them on to my loyal readers.  Enjoy!

Ke$ha Just Doesn't Do it for Me

I don't get why so many guys (and girls) think Ke$ha is Hot and Sexy!  Seriously?  I just don't see it.  She has a weird looking face and body, her music sucks and she isn't even a good dancer.  And sometimes I think she is trying to come off that way.  Some kind of "anti-pop star" that somehow made it big.

Take this photoshoot for her latest album.  She is trying to be all sexy and erotic, but it just doesn't happen for me.  She looks more trashy and weird than sexy and hot.  I think I can honestly say that I would not sleep with this chick even if she were lying Naked on my bed begging me for it...   

FUCK!  I guess if she was already naked on my bed I would probably go for it, just to make her feel good about herself, but that is the ONLY reason!  Seriously! 

New Homeland Security Video for Children

How Appropriate!  

New Year's Eve in Mexico City, AKA Chilangolandia

I think it was my second year living in Mexico--I was invited by some friends to go to D.F. (Mexico City for you who are not familiar with the Local Lingo in Mexico) for New Year's Eve.  They promised me it would be the best New Year's Eve I have ever had.  I was skeptical since I have spent New Year's Eve in New Orleans, Las Vegas and Rio de Janiero.  I thought "No Way it will be better than Rio". 

Well, to make a long story short, It wasn't better than Rio.  As a matter of fact it wasn't better than New Year Eve's spent in New Orleans, Vegas, Austin or even Monterrey, but it did trump New Year's Eves spent in Des Moines, Ames and Uvalde, Texas. 

So, in the most old-fashioned Letterman-style countdown, here are the Top Ten Reasons Why Everybody Should Welcome the New Year in Mexico City.

1. You can ice-skate in the middle of the Zócalo. For free.
2. You can buy almost anything in Mexico City, and I mean ANYTHING!
3. There are virtually no illegal Mexicans there (There are Illegal Hondurans, Guatemalans, El Salvadorans, etc)
4. It really is a huge party, much like Mardi Gras
5. You can say “Happy New Year!” a full 2 hours before they do so in California
6. Mexican churches still know how to protect their sanctity
7. You can swear every other minute and no one cares. 
8. Chilangos beat the hell out of the English when it comes to snack foods
9. You can have chilaquiles for breakfast. Everyday. Everywhere
and last, but not least:
10. Street taco makers will do anything to protect your health

¡Feliz Año Nuevo!

My Girlfriend Wants an Electric Toothbrush

So I taped one of her vibrators to her toothbrush and there you have it.  Can't wait to see her reaction and elation at my engineering prowess.

Hottie of the Day - Sunny Leone

Sunny Leone is a Canadian Bollywood star. She is trying to go mainstream Bollywood after having a fairly successful Porn Career here in the states.

Then of course she has to plug her website, which costs $$$ to access (She has to pay the bills somehow!)

 Then she does a little striptease for us in her Apartment (which has a stripper pole in the kitchen - How cool is that?)


Sunny, You have deservedly earned a spot as our "Hottie of the Day"

And Don't forget to check out our Other Hotties of the Day!

The Best Pole Dance Ever - Not a Stripper and SFW

Best Table Tennis Shots of 2012

This is especially for Jay and Charlie, who for some weird reason love table tennis videos. This is a compilation of table tennis' best shots of 2012. And as an added bonus, they are set to Xmas music. Enjoy!

Yes, Clearing Snow Off Your Roof Can Be Dangerous!

Just Ask This Guy!

Friday, December 28, 2012

Wiggle That Butt

I may have posted this GIF before, but I don't care.  It is unbelievable!  Good night Everyone and Sweet Dreams...

Reba Buhr as Every Fan's Girlfriend: NBA

Every Fan's Girlfriend: NBA - Starring Reba Buhr.

Changing the Boston Garden from Hockey to Basketball

Cool video of workers changing the Boston Garden over from Hockey to Basketball in a Time Lapse Video.  They do it all in a few hours.  Impressive.

Looks Like Grandpa Liked His Christmas Present

50 Shades of Takei - "Oh Myyy!"

"50 Shades of Gray" read by George Takei

Hottie of the Day - Catie Minx

Catie Minx is a cutie.  She has her own website (Site NSFW) that is filled with NSFW pics.  Catie is a 22 year-old Biology Major who wants to be a nurse (not sure how many places will hire her once they see all the naked pics of her all over the web.)  She is also a self-proclaimed Nerd. Enjoy our Hottie of the Day:

And Don't forget to check out our Other Hotties of the Day!

Free Advice Friday - How to Piss People Off

Found this online years ago.   You can find it in a hundred different places (now a hundred and one).  Not sure who came up with it. I gues it is public domain now.  If you know of the original author, let me know so I can cite them!  


  1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
  3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
  4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
  5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
  6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
  7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
  8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
  9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
  10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
  12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
  14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
  16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
  17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
  18. Honk and wave to strangers.
  19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
  21. type only in lowercase.
  22. dont use any punctuation either
  23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
  25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
  27. Ask people what gender they are.
  28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  30. Sing along at the opera.
  31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
  32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Ever Seen a Truck Full of Cows Tip Over?

I know I haven't.  Luckily, none of the cows were hurt.  No surprise that this happened in Russia, where they seem to have the strangest accidents.

The Boobypack

Creator Christina Conrad has designed the Boobypack.  The Boobypack is: "A top-shelf fannypack...
Coming soon to a rave near you."

Unfortunately, their website is under construction, so I don't understand the whole Boobypack concept.  My guess it is a fanny pack worn as a bra, but the things in their little "Santa Baby" video just look like sports bras.  Go Figure!

Irony? I Think Not...

I know this isn't politically correct, but the kid is wearing it and he is obviously OK with his handicap.  I think more people need to look at life this way.  Way to go Dude!  

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Bikini 101

Taylor Matheny and friends in Bikini 101 - These Girls are Fit!

What it Means to Have a Penis Or Tits

The Most Wonderful Memes of 2012

Algonquin College presents The Most Wonderful Memes of the Year, 2012

Bipasha Basu - Indian Hottie of the Day

Bipasha Basu is a Bollywood actress and model.  She is one of the most beautiful Indian Actresses to ever come out of Bollywood.  Look at that face, those eyes and that body.

 Other Hotties of the Day are here!

Domino's Pizza

Love this Domino's Termination notice to an assistant manager.  It really is sad.  More and more people are showing up to work drunk, drugged up, etc.  Especially at your non-White collar type of jobs.  In the last year, I have witnessed a drunk guy behind the counter at a McDonald's, a Wal-Mart check-out woman who appeared to be High, a rude Subway employee who was dropping the F-Bomb left and right with kids around, an argumentative salesman at Target and smelly, dirty Wal-Mart greeter who looked like a creeper.
Once again, evidence that American Society is headed the wrong direction!

Rihanna Tweets from Barbados

Rihanna is in her native Barbados for the holidays and she is keeping all of us updated via twitter. Glad to see that she is trying to keep it classy...

What a Nice Tribute to Her Grandpa

I am sure your Grandpa is up in Heaven and very proud of you!  

A Sport The World Could Do Without

I saw a report on BBC over the weekend about "The Combat Games"  The Combat Games are a yearly competition with around 1600 athletes from 60 countries competing in 13 sports.  I guess it is a worldwide competition that celebrates sports that had their origin in War.  One of the events that the BBC covered was Women's Sumo Wrestling.  They really could have done without this one.  I almost gagged on my pork tenderloin at the scenes I saw on the TV. 

Just so you believe me, I found some pics of the women competing during the women's sumo wrestling competition at the Combat Games a year ago.  I shudder to think...Uh, I just shudder!

Luckily, I don't think this sport is going to catch on in the United States!

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Amanda Cerny - "WOW!!!"

Playboy's Miss October 2011 was Amanda Cerny. Our Friend Rex just sent us a link to this YouTube video of one of her recent photo shoots. All we can say is "WOW!!!"

Jennifer Walcott Is Looking Better Than Ever!

Former Playboy Playmate from 2001 is still looking Hot.  Jennifer Walcott is 35 years old but still looks like she is in her early 20's.  She  recently made a sexy modeling video that caught our attention.  Jennifer, you need to make a few more of these and stay in the public eye.  And if you ever decide to dump your washed up, has-been football player of a husband, let us know.  We are all available here at the blog!

Miley Cyrus and The Christmas Present She Bought Her Dad

Miley Cyrus tweeted this picture of her with a friend who is full of Hot Air, Literally! 

Damn, The Blow-Up doll has more hair than Miley!  My guess is this was her Christmas present for her daddy, Billy Ray since she is getting more women than her daddy.    Poor Billy Ray!  
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