A Bead Bra

Nicely Made!  Looks great on her.

Pregnant Bikini Ice Bathing

WTF?  This is just plain weird!

Hottie of the Day - Guitar Babe

I have no idea who this hottie is, but DAMN!!!!  If you have a name for her, please leave it in the comments.  THANKS!

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Old, Pudgy Refs Are Not the Most Graceful!

Saw this while watching the Cotton Bowl Friday Night.  The Ref Spots the ball and then falls on his ass!  At least he will have something to tell his Grandchildren: "I was the one that fell on my ass during the Cotton Bowl and now Grandpa's video is Viral!"

Now You Can Grow Your Own Big Tits

Walked into Spencer's Gifts today to have a look around and found this.  "mmm...so pert!"

Just Doing What the Sign Says...

I Just Pissed on Your Ex

Went out to Court Avenue Last Night and saw that someone had written this in the toilet.  Very Clever...

Revenge for the African Email Scams

Revenge of the African Email Scam!

I have been getting a ton of those emails about lost relatives of dead presidents of African Countries, etc.  I bet I have been getting 2 or 3 a day lately.  As a matter of fact, I just checked my email and I received 22 emails with this scam in the past 6 days!   Not sure why the sudden increase, but it is a little annoying.  

I am sure most of you have received them too.  You know the ones: the beautifully written, get rich-quick emails in which you can make millions by saving the noble son or daughter from a life of exile, or worse, even death.  They are all about the same.  Most seem to come from Nigeria, Senegal or Burkina Faso.  



This is an Actual Randomly Picked Email that I received earlier this week:

ATTN: PRESIDENT/CEO NETSCIENTIA CORPORATION

It is with heart full of hope and gods wish that I write to seek your help in the context below. I am Mr. Claudio Kabila, the second son of the late Laurent Kabila Former President of the Democratic Republic of Congo (D.R.C) whose sudden death occurred in January 2001. Having gotten your particulars from my late father's library, I have no doubt to your capacity and goodwill to assist me in receiving into your custody (for safety) the sum of US$37 million willed and deposited in the favor of myself and my mother who is thesecond wife of the late president.
This money is currently kept in a trust deposit vault with a Finance and Security company here in (DUBAI) However, the new Government headed by my step brother Joseph has on assumption of office setup an inquiry to recover all the assets belonging to my late dad including cash and properties with the pretence of safe-keeping, but with actual intentionof personal inheritance. All this because we are from a polygamous family. The investigation team has submitted their report, presently some cash andassets have been seized.

Fortunately, I managed to escape from the country,and with the help of our lawyer, I am presently living as a refugee here until I succeed in the transaction and due to the situation of things our lawyer has strictly advised that the willed money be urgently mved into an over-seas account of a trusted Foreign family friend without delay for security reasons. I expect you to be trustworthy and kind enough to respond to this call (SOS) to save my entire family and me froma hopeless future.

I hereby agree to compensate your sincere effort in this regard with 20% of the fund, when finally received in your local Bank account. The attorney here has perfected arrangements with the Bankers to effect complete dislodgment of this money within a week of the receipt of your response through telephone and fax. They have equally guaranteed 100% risk free and smooth transfer. reply me via e-mail: claudioka@epatra.com or kabiladio@yahoo.com

Best Wishes

Mr. Claudio Kabila ,
I look forward to your quick response. May God bless you for your kindness.


Our prompt and courteous reply


Warm Godly sincere blessings and heartfelt greetings, Dear sweet Mr. Kabila,
My sullen heart weeped upon reading your audacious correspondence, and I feel for your situation from the inner depths of my soul. Yes...Yes! I want to help, dammit! This cannot, and will not stand! How dare your step brother take advantage of such a kind hearted paragon of virtue as yourself! I'm just as much bewildered as I am belligerent about such impudent behavior.

Actually, Claude, (may I call you that? ) Upon reflection, perhaps we can help each other.

To be truthful, my little Claudster, because I some how truly feel I can trust you,  I run a large import export business operation between Columbia, and here in my home state of Florida. I need an off shore or international bank account to transfer and invest the millions of dollars incurred monthly.

If you could help me, I know I can help you. Does this sound like something you can arrange for me, Claude? I hope this does not scare you off as you seem like an honorable gentleman, and I wouldn't wish to insult you, but when all is said and done, you'll have so much money, we could just hire a hit man and take care of the meanie old Joesph once and for all!

If you're game, send me a bank account number and routing number so we can get started right away! I can immediately deposit almost $2.1 million U.S. into your account, and we can split it upon my arrival in Dubai (one of my favorite vacation destinations, by the way)

I have several million in various US banks that I must dispose of  in the next few months.

As a show of my good faith, you may review and verify my current banking funds, routing numbers and all other relevant account information here:
http://beam.to/BankAccount <----- Read below "Before" Clicking


Log in: willowbrook
Password:7388495

Please don't reveal that password to anyone, Claude. I have the Lords faith in you. In exchange for your help, I'm willing to give 35% of all funds transferred successfully. Did you hear that, Claude? 35%! Is that fair?
Thank you, Claude, so very much for being a God send to me in this time of need.
I look very forward to working with you, chatting with you, and you know, getting to bond with you kind of like a brother. I feel this will be mutually beneficial for both, and all dreams will indeed come true upon our glorious new partnership.

May God Bless you, and keep you safe for me.

Respectfully, and totally faithfully yours eternal,
Mr. Ted Pendejo - CEO/President - NetScientia Corporation






NOTE:  (The following paragraph is for you, my blog reader.  It would not be in the email back to them)  The script has been mellowed out, so you shouldn't see a complete blue screen after the prompts, and it will be easy for you to escape. You should still have access to your browser, but you'll get the idea. In the original, it just kept looping. To escape, activate a pop up blocker, or keyboard Ctrl Alt Delete simultaneously to end task.


Now, you can click the bank account link and see the little surprise they have waiting.


Oh, and so you know, the link is perfectly safe. It's just a customized java script and does no harm what so ever, so don't freak if you see a virus upload on the bottom left of your monitor. If you have a pop-up stopper, you'll be able to get out of it without a prob. If you do not, and get caught in the loop, just do the three finger salute (Ctrl Alt Delete simultaneously) and simply close the program. In fact I'll make it I tad less "loopy" so common folk won't have a problem getting out. *nodding to self* . Any of you web techie types are welcome to the script code which can be customized for a groovy variety of many deviously sinister pranks of jocularity.  

I actually found the link awhile back on the internet and a description of it.  Wish I had kept the site.  I know several of my buddies are also doing this one.  I started replying with this email yesterday and today, I have only received one new email scam request.  

Who Says The Catholic Church Doesn't Endorse Condoms?

I Admit, I Can't Do All of The Things She Can

First of all, a disclaimer.  I couldn't find a picture of the girl in the workout video and I didn't have time to use some fancy-schmancy software to create a pic from the video.  The girl in the picture above is not the girl in the Video!  So There!  

Hell, I can hardly do any of that stuff!  This girl is only 17 and does a workout that is very impressive.  Most guys couldn't get past the first couple of routines.

Hottie of the Day

I Don't know who she is, but she has a pair of nice breasts and she does a good hand bra, so that qualifies her as a "Hottie of the Day"

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Top 10 Movie Shootouts

There’s nothing more exhilarating in a movie than a good gun fight. Here are the best of the best that keep our pulses pounding faster than a bullet escaping a chamber.


10. The Untouchables

A Great Gangster Style shootout. It was probably just like the epic shootouts in the 20's between Capone's boys and the cops. 


9. Boondock Saints

In my opinion, one of the greatest movies ever made!! There are actually numerous gunfights in this movie that are epic.  I can't wait to see the sequel. 
8. Road to Perdition

Brilliant music, brilliant cinematography, and a grim performance from Paul Newman as he looks down the barrel of a gun, seeing nothing but the death that his coming his way. A great end to an awesome movie. The film is more of the drama genre than action genre, but they made this shootout action packed.  It is one of the best shootouts ever filmed.
7. Tombstone

In 1993 there were two separate Wyatt Earp westerns, but this is far and away the superior film (And not just because the other had Kevin Costner). Every Western movie has to have a gunfight scene.  What makes the OK Corral battle in this film unique among them is the proximity of the combatants – eyeball to eyeball in an enclosed space with little cover. It’s a confused and vicious sequence, and many historians say it is probably the closest depiction to the real thing. 

6. The Killer

Pick any segment of this Hong Kong classic and you’re likely to see some crazy gunplay. It was here that the iconic, John Woo, double-.45 look was born. It also paved the way for Yun-Fat Chow’s career in Western films, though this is still his best movie ever. 

5. The Matrix

The lobby shootout scene is incredible. Brilliant cinematography and choreography.
4. The Wild Bunch

One of the most iconic shootouts in movie history. As a gang of aging, dirty outlaws taking refuge in Mexico, the film concludes with the Bunch doing something decent in their lives and walking in the stronghold of a corrupt Mexican General to save one of their own. "Give 'em hell Pike!"

3. The Professional

How many SWAT teams do you really need to take out a lonely immigrant and a little girl? Apparently one hell of a lot. A cramped New York apartment may not seem like the ideal place for a massive shoot-out, but it’s disturbingly fun to watch as hitman Leon dispatches wave after wave of armored cops. And it’s especially gratifying to see that mean Gary Oldman get what’s coming to him.

2. Heat

This high-powered gunfight in the streets of Los Angeles seemingly inspired an attempted bank robbery by heavily-armed thugs soon after the film’s release. This gunfight is shockingly real. In fact, it’s probably the most realistic shoot-out ever filmed, a fact made all the more unsettling by its real-world counterpart.

1. Scarface

If you look at Al Pacino’s portrayal of Tony Montana, you know that it can only end this way. Unlike Michael Corleone, Montana exhibits an crazy recklessness that is the cause of both his rise to power and his meteoric fall. The climatic scene in which his rival gang's army storms into his mansion and the ensuing gunfight that follows is hands down the best gunfight scene in history.  I doubt it will ever be matched.

Talk About Karma

So I was driving around downtown Des Moines this this morning and I was stopped at a red light.

I was second in line, a plain white car was in front of me.
The street I was waiting to cross was one way (Trust me, this is relevant)
I noticed a woman off to the right, half on her street/half turned onto our street.  The problem was her light was already yellow. 
My light turned green.
The lady tried to beat us to through the intersection, ended up swinging way wide and cutting off the driver in front of me.
The person in front of me tapped his horn to acknowledge her shitty driving.
Crazy lady driver gave him the finger...
Then lights in the back window and probably in the front bumper began to flash and I hear a siren. 

Turns out the plain white car in front was an unmarked police car.  I kind of thought so because of the license plate with all numbers and several antennas on top of the car. 

All I could think about was Karma.  The lady got what she deserved!

Whoever Thought of This is a Genius!

This pic was sent to me by a buddy who was visiting NYC last week.  These Foot Guards are brilliant.  Whenever you use those old style urinals that run to the floor, you are risking some urine splashing back onto your shoes.  I think these should be placed in front of all "long" urinals.

Nice Honest Review

Toy Story Facts

My Kids love Toy Story.  I think we have seen Toy Story at least 7 times, Toy Story 2 either 4 or 5 times and Toy Story 3 four times.  The kids have probably seen each one a time or two more than I have.  As I was surfing the net, I came across a list of facts about the Toy Story Trilogy over at Buzzfeed.com    

The subtitle of the article is: 33 interesting facts about all 3 Toy Story films. If you knew all of these, I give up.  I have to admit, I only knew about half of them.  How many do you know?   

OHHH, Brazil How I Miss Thee!

I spent a year in South America in the late 90's.  While there, I traveled to Brazil 5 times and spent a total of about 3 months in that beautiful country.  Brazil, I will be back for the World Cup!  I can't wait!!!

Damn!!! I wished I was back in Brazil!!!

Hottie of the Day - Malene Espensen

This is Danish Blonde, Malene Espensen.

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Happy New Year...Or Survive A New Year

Nicaragua Travelogue

Nicaragua is one of the hidden gems of Central America.  It has a reputation as being a politically corrupt and poverty-stricken country, and this reputation is not without merit. Nigaragua is also one of the most beautiful countries I have visited.  It is an ideal country to go backpacking in and has a lot to offer.  There are colonial towns, lush jungles, beautiful beaches, volcanoes and mountains to climb and interesting wildlife.  And you can travel and see all of these places on the cheap.  It really is one of the most affordable countries to travel around in.  When I went, I was able to travel on $20 a day or less.

Worried about the hotels there?  Don’t be!  There are tons of great hostels, little inns and camping sites for you to stay in.  Many of them are as cheap as $5-10 a night.  The food is great and safe.  And a meal can cost as little as a couple of dollars.

Although Nicaragua wasn’t the safest place to travel in the 80’s and 90’s, today it is one of the safer countries to travel around in all of Latin America.  The local people are very friendly and always willing to lend a helping hand.  They also love to chat with foreigners. 

One of the most appealing aspects of Nicaragua is that it is not overcrowded with tourists.  You could go days without seeing another Gringo.  You can travel the countryside and stay at little inns in relative peace and quiet.  It is the ideal country to “Get Away From It All.” 

Apart from all of the natural beauty, such as the volcanoes, jungles and unspoiled beaches, a visit to Nicaragua wouldn’t be complete without a visit to Granada.  Granada is a colonial gem of a city that is situated on the shores of Lake Nicaragua.  The colonial architecture is stunning and beautiful.  It is a must see and one of the most beautiful cities in Latin America. 

I know people who fly into Managua, the congested, dirty  capitol of Nicaragua and immediately get on the bus for Granada. Indeed, the two times that I have been there, I probably spent a total of three days in Managua while I have spent about three weeks in other parts of the country.  Managua has its nice areas and has a few good museums, but the hustle and bustle of the city is a big turn-off for many.  Every time I was there, it was Hot and Humid and uncomfortable as well.  And for some reason, it seems that all of the insects in Nicaragua congregate in Managua! 

A friend of mine recently wanted to know which country he should visit in Central America.  He had two weeks and wanted to stay in just one country.  I told him Nicaragua.  The natural beauty of the countryside, the cities, the little villages, the beautiful beaches and the friendly people will definitely not be a disappointment.  And with the price of traveling there, you could spend the same amount of money during two weeks in Nicaragua that you would spend in one week in Costa Rica.

Our Favorite Songs - Eddy Grant "Electric Avenue"

This is an 80's Classic!  A fusion of Pop, Electronics, and Reggae.  Makes me want to find a Mustang Convertible and Cruise!

YUMMY!!!

I want to try this.  Found it on the web and it looks delicious--Fattening and unhealthy, but delicious!!!!!!

They are called Carne Asada Fries and are a simple combination of French fries, carne asada, guacamole, sour cream, cheese and Pico de Gallo!!

The Ultimate "Rock-Paper-Scissors" Game

Cajun Turtle Burger

Now Them Thar Some Good Eats!

Hamburger, Bacon and Hot Dogs.  Another Heartattack waiting to happen!

Our Readers - Athina

Meet Athina, a girl from Greece who works with me. I love Greek Girls!!!!!!

I got her hooked on the blog at work and now she checks it multiple times daily. I am hoping she will let me take some more pics of her soon. Leave some nice comments for her and give her some encouragement!

14 Year-Olds: Then and Now

My How the Times have Changed!!!  I have a 9 Year-old daughter and I am scared as hell for her.  Seeing what all of these teen girls are doing and at such a young age.  A recent poll said that almost half of teenage  girls had sent nude photos of themselves to their friends and boyfriends!  What happened to the innocent times?  

Hottie of the Day - Dallas Babe Sophia Beretta

Sophia Beretta is from Dallas and she is one of Playboy's Cyber Girls.  She is also a student at LSU.  A Hottie that loves Football - My Kind of Girl!

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