Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Irish Birth Control

Another great joke sent to us by our readers. This one was forwarded to me by our new blog writer, Ng. I am half Irish and I am laughing!!!

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 Irish Birth Control

Mrs. Donovan was walking down 
O'Connell Street in Dublin when
 
She met up with Father Flaherty.
 
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The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin'
 
To ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan
 
And didn't I marry ye and yer
 
Hoosband two years ago?'
 
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She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.' 
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The Father asked, 'And be there 
Any wee little ones yet?'
 
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She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.' 
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The Father said, 'Well now,
 
I'm going to Rome next week
 
And I'll light a fertility candle for ye
 
And yer hoosband.'
 
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She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father...' 
They then parted ways..
 
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Some years later they met again. 
The Father asked, 'Well now,
 
Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'
 
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
 
The Father asked, 'And tell me ,
 
Have ye any wee ones yet?'
 
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She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! 
Two sets of twins and six singles,
 
Ten in all!'
 
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The Father said, 'That's wonderful!
 
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?'


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She replied, 'E's gone to Rome 
To blow out yer  candle.'

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