Saturday, March 9, 2013

Another Hot Hula Hooping Video

Not sure if it is cold out or those boots are a fashion statement, but it doesn't matter.  I think the boots are cool.  You go girl!

Porn Star Jesse Jane is Selling Tequila

Jesse Jane promoting Tequila

Jesse Jane is looking hot as always and very busty as she promotes Diosa Tequila! She sold me.  I love Tequila and have never tried this one.  I am heading out to buy a bottle this weekend.  Now if I can just get Jesse Jane to let me take a few body shots off of her... 

And Check out some of our NSFW pics of Jesse Jane Right Here!

Jesse Jane
Jesse Jane

Our Favorite Bikinis - Rainbow Bikini

Colorful, although the bottom part looks like it is upside down.  Also, is that a tattoo between her boobs?  

A Sexy Webcam Fail

This girl is doing some Sexy Dancing for the camera when...

I would call that an embarrassing  yet sexy, FAIL!

Hottie of the Day - Analu

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Uruguayan Soccer Fans Unveil the World's Largest Flag!

Club Atlético Peñarol is an Uruguayan soccer team that plays its games in the capital city of Montevideo. The club holds the Guinness Record for the world's largest flag.

Here is how they get it to the stadium:

And here is the Unveiling.  DRUM ROLL PLEASE...

Who Is Checking Out Whom at the Gym

(Via The Oatmeal)

At the gym: who is looking at whom

I Would Give Her Two Thumbs Up!

The Hangover Part III - Official Trailer

The Hangover - Part III has released its official trailer/teaser.  I loved I & II!  Something tells me Part III isn't going to live up to the first two.  The trailer looks alright, but not as funny as the others.  With that said, I will still probably be there opening weekend.


Hash Browns or Home Fries

I just had a thought!!!  Ever wonder why some restaurants serve home fries, but not hashbrowns?  I think they are just plain lazy.  They don't want to get the scraper thing out and scrape the potato to make hash browns.  NO!!  They just cut them into chunks and serve them that way. 

Hash Browns are so much better.  More of the potato gets golden brown and crunchy.  Plain and simple. 

Restaurants that serve home fries instead of real hash browns are lazy, incompetent and a threat to national security. They are dead to me.

Our Favorite Texas Country Songs - Junior Brown "Long Walk Back to San Antone"

Friday, March 8, 2013

Hottie of the Day - Yurizan

Yurizan is a hot latina porn star who is our Hottie of the Day!  Click here to see some NSFW pics from this set!  

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More Beautiful Latinas Here!

Our Readers - Janice from Pensacola, Florida

Thanks for the Sexy Photo Janice!  Send us more and we will post them!  :)

Anastasia Harris - The Harlem Shake

One of the better versions of The Harlem Shake that I have Seen. Thank you Anastasia Harris and ZOO Magazine!

She also has a Topless Version of the Harlem Shake Here!

More Anastasia Harris Pics to come soon!!!

Hottie(s) of the Day - 5 Random Hotties

Today we bring you 5 Hotties sent to us by various readers of the blog.  Enjoy this plethora of Hotties!

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Free Advice Fridays - COPS

I caught an old episode of COPS today and it got me to thinking.  I like to offer little tips to people to make them feel better about themselves, and I think this is one of my better ones: Watch COPS as a means of boosting your self-esteem.

I watched losers getting arrested on COPS, and I think to myself, "Sure, I have a huge mortgage, my writing career isn't taking off like I hoped, and my actual job doesn't pay a whole lot, but I have all my teeth, I've never smacked my 'old lady' around, gotten handcuffed shirtless on my front lawn with a knee in my back, cursing out cops who would moments later find a few grams of cocaine in my jean shorts or a blunt stuffed in my girlfriends' bra. I got it pretty good next to those guys.  And I would be willing to bet that my faithful readers have it better than these schmucks on COPS too.  Whenever you get down on yourself, find an episdoe of COPS and just remember:  Even if your job sucks, be thankful you have a steady one, and you could be somewhere getting dragged out of your trailer and beaten with nightsticks while snarling police dogs bite your ankles.

Rihanna in a Bikini Eating a Pickle

Why do we post this pic?

1.  Rihanna is Hot
2.  BIKINI!!!!!
3.  We love pickles here at the blog.

Gisele is Back!

We have already featured Gisele doing a Sexy Dance to Foundry on this blog.  You Readers wanted more, so here is more!  Check out Gisele in this hot video going for an off road romp in a Ford Raptor Truck.   She is cute, wholesome, and sexy all at the same time.  That is hard to pull off!  Enjoy Gisele riding (and Bouncing) in this off-road video.

You can Follow her on Twitter @XoGisele

And we have a large gallery of Gisele Naked.  Click here for the NSFW pics!

Sam's BBQ in Austin, Texas

One of the best BBQ places around.  Their Slogan: "You Don't Need No Teeth to Eat my Beef!"

I Want This in My Backyard!

An Outdoor Backyard Big Screen Theater!  I Want, NEED This!!!

Things I Want: Magnetic Thinking Putty

I came across something that is pretty cool on the internet this week.  It is called Magnetic Thinking Putty

This looks like some cool stuff!  The description, taken from the website, is:

Magnetic Thinking Putty takes regular "silly" putty and turns its awesomeness up to 11. Like any other putty, it can be stretched, bounced, molded, popped, and torn. However, when this putty is in the presence of a magnetic field, it exhibits fascinating properties.

Millions of tiny micron-sized magnets are embedded in each handful of Magnetic Thinking Putty. Use the included super-strong neodymium iron boron cube magnet to control the putty like a snake charmer. Or "charge" this black, green-flecked blob of putty so it can become a magnet of its own and pick up small tacks and paperclips.

The website even has a video:

You have to like anything that "Turns its (silly putty) awesomeness up to 11"  That one line had me hooked.  As a kid, I loved silly putty.  I would mess around with it for hours.  Now, there is Magnetic Thinking Putty!  Why didn't they invent this stuff when I was little. 

Unfortunately, it is recommended for ages 14+.  My kids are 5 and 7, so I am going to have to wait at least 7 years to buy the stuff (I don't want anyone thinking I am really getting it for myself.  I mean really, a grown man playing with Magnetic Thinking Putty?) 

P.S. - It is only $13.50.  So if anyone wants to gift me a can of it, feel free.   ;) 

Just a Reminder - Save Energy!

Hell, That happens all the time.  It is called Marriage!!!

Thursday, March 7, 2013

I Think I Came Across A Pic of My Ex-Girlfriend Online

No Shit, the girl on the far left in Red looks exactly like my ex-girlfriend Lizzette.  I was browsing some website that posts pics of cute girls that they find on the internet on sites such as facebook, etc. and came across this one.  I was drinking a beer and spit it out.  Not only that, but the girl holding the drink looks like Lizzette's friend Cheryl.  Now I cannot comfirm this and we haven't spoken in about 3 years, but I would swear that is her.  DAMN!  Why did I break up with her!  

Thong Thursdays #3 - Natalie Portman

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Thong Thursdays #2 - Purply Thong

I love Purple and I love Thongs!!!
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