Saturday, March 16, 2013

Some YouTube Videos That Are Almost Porn

These videos are close to being porn, but they aren't so we can show them here.  Probably NSFW!

1.  Teen Girls Kiss on Bed

2. This one is simply called "Girls Kissing" 

3. The Kissing Contest (Not sure who won...Wait- I would Say WE ALL WON!) 

4. Sexy Lesbian Girls Romantic Kissing Piercing - What a Descriptive Title!

5. Perfect!  -- Peaches and Gina B.  

Girls of the World - Angola

Have you ever heard of Leila Lopes?  She was Miss Angola 2010 and went on to win Miss Universe 2011. Here are a few more of the beautiful Miss Lopes who is now engaged to New York Giant Football Player Osi Umenyiora:

I also found some pics of Micaela Reis, who was Miss Angola 2007 and a Finalist in the Miss Universe contest.  

I think it is safe to say this African country is a Haven for Hotties!

Hottie of the Day - Hanna Hilton

Hanna Hilton is a beautiful Porn Star from Indiana.  She was discovered after she did a Girls Gone Wild video. Enjoy our Hottie of the Day!

Click here for some NSFW pics of Hanna Hilton!

And here is another NSFW Collection

And Don't forget to check out our Other Hotties of the Day

Our Favorite Music Videos - Matt & Kim "It's Alright"

I have never heard of Matt & Kim.  A reader sent me this video and told me to watch it, I will like it.  I have to admit, the song is kind of catchy.  But even better was the video itself.  Matt & Kim filmed the video in their bed in underwear.  They did a choreographed Underwear dance for the song.  I could care less about seeing Matt, but Kim looks pretty damn good!  She has a beautiful Ass!

Philadelphia Fan Testing Facility

The Philadelphia Fan Testing Facility is a place where fans can test their true "fanhood".

Exploding Boobs!

Last night, I met a few friends of mine at the bar for beer and shots down on Court Avenune in Downtown Des Moines.  Ann was there.  We hadn't seen Ann in a month or two because she is a bartender.  A Bartender with Giant Boobs!  We talked the normal stuff; girls, guys, sports, dating, relationships, etc.  With Ann there, and after a few shots, the talk turned to boobs (Which happens to be a favorite topic for all of us,  guys and girls!) More specifically, the topic was Huge Fake Boobs, like Ann has (She is a 32 FF for those wondering--Sorry no pics from her).  Here is Alice Goodwin, who has boobs the same size, for reference. 

Not Ann, Just a random Hot Bartender
With Big Boobs!
We were talking about Boob Disasters when Ann share with us that she has had two accidents resulting in having to have her big 'uns replaced. The first happened when she with some friends out one night.  Suddenly, she felt a liquid moving in her boob.  She was pretty sure it was the saline from one of the boobs.  She went to the doctor the next day and her hunch was right.  One of them had sprung a leak.  Although rare, it does happen.

The second boob leakage story was a doozie!  We were laughing our asses off!  She was at a wildlife park in Oklahoma and she wanted to get a pic of a lion so she walked over towards the fence to get a pic.  She didn't see the warning signs.  As she leaned towards the fence to take a pic, she was jolted by what turned out to be an electric fence (They had been told to stay in their cars.)  It was her breasts that touched the fence and as the jolt of electricity went through her, it exploded not one, but both of her fake boobies! Granted, it wasn't funny at the time for her, but she was laughing her ass off last night.  Exploding Boobs!  

A Golf Joke (A Naughty Golf Joke!)

A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar :

COLD BEER: $2.00
HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. 

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"

The old golfer leans over the bar an whispers, "I was wondering, young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs? "

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: "Yes Sir , I sure am." 

The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear and says softly, "Well, wash your hands real fucking good because I want a cheeseburger."

I Do Not Miss Reffing Youth Basketball Games

I think this is a foul.  You have to wait or go to about the :40 mark.

Happy Birthday Flavor Flav!!!!!

Flavor Flav, aka William Drayton, turns 54 years old today!!  Poor guy, he still hasn't found Love yet.  Happy Birthday Flav.  YEEEEAAAAHHH BOYYEEE!!!!

Friday, March 15, 2013

These Side Tattoos Are Great!

Probably because they are on Hotties.  I have seen some really bad side tattoos, but it helps if the canvas looks like these girls!

Bikini Clad Twins Camila and Mariana Davalos

These Colombian Twins are my dream Threesome (With me being the third of course!)  QUE BELLAS!

Hottie of the Day - Hillary Fisher

Hillary Fisher is a Model and Playboy Cyber Girl from Augusta, Georgia.  We have a ton of Hillary Fisher Pics that are NSFW.  Click here to view those. Enjoy!

And Don't forget to check out our Other Hotties of the Day

Free Advice Friday - Hiding your Valuables

1. Secret Wall Outlet Hiding Place

Cost: $10.

2. Hidden Bathroom Tile Storage

3. Photo Frame Secret Box



4. Hidden Liquor Cabinet
Great for all of us who are alcoholics!

5. Staircase Trap Door


6. Secret Armoir Bed

I see a kinky little Sex Playroom for that!

7. DIY Doortop Stash

Get the directions from Makezine.


8.  DIY Jewelry Storage Box

Instructions here.

9. Storage Computer Keyboard


10. DIY Air Vent Vault Kit

$259, but no one is going to be looking for your stuff there!

11. Sunscreen Valuables Container

Great for at the beach or pool use.  
Source: all-thats-interesting
DIY Key Concealer12. DIY Key Concealer

Glue a rock to the top of a medicine bottle and "plant" in the yard.


13. Deodorant Contraband Pocket

22. Ultimate Hiding Place: A Hollow Dildo

No one will ever want to touch that.

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