Saturday, April 20, 2013

Our Favorite Bikinis - The Bikini Contest

Wish I was there for that one!  Once again, I am always available to judge!
Check out All of Our Other Favorite Bikinis

Our Favorite Lingerie - India Reynolds in a Pink/Black Thingie

India Reynolds has made a couple of appearances here on the blog.  She keeps getting hotter and hotter each time.  Here she is modeling a sexy Pink/Black lingerie thing-a-ma-bob.  Not sure what you call it other than a bra, panties, garter and thigh highs.  No matter what it is called, it looks good on India!!!  

Want to see some more of "Our Favorite Lingerie?"  Click Here!

Couple Spots Google Map Car and ...

...they stop alongside the road and have sex.  Hilarious.  Love the Aussies!

Hottie of the Day - Elizabeth Loaiza

When I think of Colombia, I think of three things: Drugs, Futbol and Babes. Colombia is a land of Beautiful Women and today's Hottie proves that. This is Elizabeth Loaiza. She’s 5’7, 23 years old, and all of her tweets are in Spanish (which is fine cuz I speak Spanish.) Stalk her on Twitter: @Eliloaiza

And Don't forget to check out our Other Hotties of the Day!

Electric Fence Experiment

When you're Bored in the sticks...

I can't say much because I grew up in Iowa, where we have tons of electric fences around for horses, cattle, etc.  I bet about half of kids growing up here have tried that.  I did.  It hurts for a second, then tingles in a weird way but wears off in less than a minute.  Try it!

Random Question to my Readers

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going?

But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

All They Had Was Coors Light

I went with my buddy John to a party last night only because a couple of hot chick we knew were going.  We got there and all they had was Coors Light Beer.  The party actually turned out pretty good and I hooked up with this cute little brunette, but I promised not to blog about her (At least until we agree never to see each other again...)

To prove it was a Coors Light Party, here are some pics of their kitchen at about midnight.

Wrestlers Don't Live Very Long

It is a sad, but true fact that many of my favorite pro wrestlers from the days when I watched wrasslin' are no longer with us.  They have passed on to wrestle in the squared circle in the sky (or in hell for some of them!) Above is one of my favorites, Randy "Macho Man" Savage who had a heart attack while driving and crashed his car.  There is Bam Bam Bigelow. His drug of choice was cocaine which led to his death at 45. Brian Adams died at age 44 and authorities believe a nandrolone, testosterone, and HGH cocktail did not help.

The lovely Elizabeth (Ann Hulette, below), Randy Macho Man Savage's manager, died of a drug overdose (at the home of Lex Luger) at the age of 42. There have been numerous others who have died from Drug overdoses, Alcohol Abuse, violent crimes and suicide.

I found this slideshow entitled "Pro wrestlers come and gone" which shows many of the wrestlers who are no longer with us.

Iraqi Politicians Fight on Live TV

This is kind of old, but chance are many haven't seen it.  This was on a TV News Talk Show in Iraq, a couple of politicians got into it after one of them started badmouthing Saddam Hussein.  The older guy has a nice right hook!

Friday, April 19, 2013

Is That Really Revenge?

First of all, that lady isn't that bad looking.  I would have sex with her so let me know if you are interested. 

Second, Masturbating with a cucumber and cutting it up into his salad?  So What?  That is no big deal.  I am sure the guy has gone south of the border on her before.  What is the difference between getting the juices from her vajayjay or from a cucumber.

Third, next time you do this, could you videotape it and post it on the internet.  I am sure there are thousands out there that would want to watch it (Me included)

I Tried That Once...

I told a beauty in a very short mini-skirt that her shoe was untied. She looked down, then turned around, smiled and said "I am wearing Heels Asshole!"

HEY, At least I tried!!!

Photobombing - The Bikini Edition

A photobomb is when somone or something does something weird in an otherwise normal picture. Since Summer is coming, let’s take a look at some of the best bikini photobombs ever.
Do You Like My Dog?

You can't help but think that her dog did this on purpose. As if he was impudently saying, “Really? You think you're going to get all the attention?”

Spread Eagle

It would be hard to believe that these people didn't notice a seemingly attractive and very, very naked woman behind them. Either way, the cameraman was probably having a good time.

“That Guy”

There's always one guy that tries to ruin something for everyone else.

I've Got a Woody

Surf's up!

Bad dog! Bad dog!

This, children, is why you don't let your dogs run loose on the beach. They might end up humping each other behind a couple trying to get their photo taken. Notice how the lady walking down the pier doesn't seem to have much of a reaction to the activity displayed before her—but then again, what are you going to do? Start yelling at some other person's dog, just for getting a little?

Sand in Her...

That must be uncomfortable. You can guarantee this made its way directly to Facebook, since women love to humiliate—er, “laugh with” their friends.

“That Guy” Part Deux

Yeah, we'd much rather look at your hairy, masculine body instead of those supple beach-body behinds. Thanks bro.

The Magic of Perspective

It looks as though that young pirate is trying to swab the poop deck.

Pool Party

Apparently swimming + bikinis = doggy aphrodisiac.

Big Beach Momma

“What's that gross thing in this picture?”

“You mean that fat lady's butt?”

“No, the thing on the left.”

Hottie of the Day - Sonya Marmeladova

Sonya Marmeladova is a beautiful Russian model with a sexy tattoo.  We have some more pics and even a few artsy nudes that are NSFW.  Also, don't forget to check out the wonderfully sexy video made by Alexander Tikhomirov that features Sonya after the pics.  It is NSFW (You have been warned.  Click to play the video only if you are not at work and no one who would object to beautiful naked ladies is around you!)

As Promised, here is the NSFW video!!!

And Don't forget to check out our Other Hotties of the Day!

Get Some Garlic Today!

Today is National Garlic Day, which was established to clear the streets of all of those secret vampires who roam amongst us. It is also a day that men and women are encouraged to eat several handfuls of garlic then venture out into the city and kiss random people. If the person tastes garlic, then they’re only locking lips with another human, but if the person reacts violently, they’re certainly a vampire and you should immediately rid the world of this creature so. So have fun and go out and hunt some vampires!!!

Arrest This Man for Alcohol Abuse

An Epic Beer Bong Fail!!!

Free Advice Friday - Rookie Mistakes In The Gym ...

Please, Stay away from these Douche Moves!

Robotic Bartenders

A friend of mine sent this joke to me via email.  A big thanks to Joseph down in Texas! 

A guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.

The robot says, “What-ull you have?”

The guy says, “Martini.”

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “168.”

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious so he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, “What-ull you have?”

The guy says, “Martini.”

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “100.”

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time..

He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What-ull you have?”

The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “Uh, about 50..”

The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”

I Found Will Ferrell's Mom

OK, maybe not, but the resemblance is uncanny!!!

Texas Might Want to Rethink Their Zoning Regulations

By now, you all have heard about the fertilizer plant that blew up in West, Texas.  I have been to West.  Beautiful town with a huge Czech Population.  Up to 15 people died (They still have unaccounted for workers) and over 160 were injured.  This photo was sent to me by Billy, who is a friend of mine from college and is actually living just outside of West.  He has been teaching there for the past 2 years.  Check out where the Schools, nursing home, and Hospital are compared to the Fertilizer Plant! WOW!  I am thinking they need to rethink their Zoning Policies.  That is crazy.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Thong Thursdays - The Splits!

More Thongs Here!

Thong Thursdays - Topless But Not Thongless!

More Thongs Here!

FBI Video Surveillance of the Boston Marathon Bombers

The FBI has released the 'Surveillance Video Related to Boston Bombings' Just doing my part to spread the footage around. Contact the FBI if you know these clowns!

Our Favorite Bikinis - Cassie Heaberlin and Jessica Barton

Time Travel In The Movies

A Great Infographic About Time Travel in the Movies.  I wish we could time travel.  I would go back to the Old West and Tear it up.  Screw Billy the Kid and Jesse James, I would be the baddest Gunslinger of all-time with my 9mm Semi-Automatic (You didn't think I would travel back in time without some modern technology, did you?)

My Lunch from Portillo's

A Chicago institution and home to some of the best hot dogs in the World!

Are you Hungry now???

Impressive Brothers!

Look at these Three Brothers showing off their Big Guns.  They have so much power, they can summon lightning.  Very Impressive!

This is the Coolest Table I Have Ever Seen!

Add This to my "Things I Want" List!

Can Your Brain Multi-Task?

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Our Favorite Dress ... Isn't Really a Dress

It's a Girdle!  I had no idea until a friend who saw what I was going to post told me "That is a beautiful woman wearing that girdle."

I was shocked and stunned.  I seriously thought it was a dress.  Shows you how much I keep up with Women's fashions and undergarments...

Follow us on Twitter for to get the latest happenings, Check Out Our Facebook Grouppage, our Facebook Fanpage or Return to our Homepage


Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...