Saturday, May 11, 2013

Oiling Up

This lady has the perfect stance for applying oil on her stomach.  Everyone could take a lesson from her technique.

That is How You Sell A Boat

This guy is trying to sell his boat so he got a hottie to pose on it.  Very Well Done Sir.  How much to include the Hot Blonde with the perfect Ass?  

Our Favorite Bikinis - MILF in an Orange Micro

The Title Pretty Much Says It All!  I hope that is sunscreen she is spraying on her cause that bikini isn't gonna protect much.

She's Got The Whole World...On Her Butt?

As a Soccer Coach, I ask...WHY???

I have coached soccer for sometime now. I have no idea why you would have players kneeling in front of a Direct Kick!  It is pointless and does nothing to give you any extra advantage.  As far as I am concerned, that player got what he deserves!

Victoria's Secret's New Multi-Way Bra Commercial

Victoria's Secret has a new bra.  It is a thing of beauty.  The bra is called the  new multi-way bra.  The commercial for it features Supermodels Candice Swanepoel, Karlie Kloss, Behati Prinsloo, Alessandra Ambrosio and Lais Ribeiro.  ENJOY!!

The End of an Era - Pamela Anderson is No Longer a Slutty

It appears that Pamela Anderson has decided to end her 20+ year phase of living, dressing and breathing as a slut.  By the looks of this picture, Pamela is trying to tone things down and look more mature and womanly.

Pamela Anderson, told Buzzfeed at the International Beauty Show in NYC on Monday that, since she's getting older, she's decided to tone down her signature look a little bit. All I can say is: "NOOOOOOO! Don't Do it Pamela! Stay Slutty."

Alas, Pamela, who is nearing 50 years old, says that she is done dressing like a whore and wants to bring about a sophisticated style to her wardrobe.

Here is an excerpt from the Buzzfeed post:
Buzzfeed: When in your life did you first feel beautiful?
Pamela: Well, it wasn't today (laughs). I'm kidding. Oh, god, I don't know if I ever really felt beautiful. I always feel like I don't — I don't, really.
Buzzfeed: You're something of a beauty maximalist. So do people ever try to make you under?
Pamela: Actually a lot of people, especially when I was on Baywatch. They were insisting that I didn't wear eyelashes, but I said, "I have my look, this is what I'm comfortable in." Sometimes my eyelashes would roll up onto the beach and that's all that would be left of me. But I was determined to be glamorous. Oh, I loved it, I LOVED it. I thought, "If you're going to be on TV, and if you're gonna be out and glamorous, the natural look can stay at home. If we're gonna do this, let's have fun with it!" I actually just did a shoot lately, and they took all the makeup off and put me in a ponytail, and I said, "Well, OK, we'll try that."
Buzzfeed: How did you feel about it?
Pamela: Well, everyone was happy about it and liked it, and so, well, we'll see what it looks like. It was Mario Testino, so I can't argue with him! And he loved it, so, we'll see.
Buzzfeed: So people try to tone down your sex appeal because you're known for being so hot?
Pamela: I don't know if it's because I'm so hot, but they definitely try to tone down my sex appeal. I think it's time, though — you know, you grow up and you change your look. I feel different from how I did in my Playboy days. Now, I think I'm in charge of toning down my look or not. I feel like as I'm getting older, this is my version of toned down (gestures to hair and outfit). I like it.
I have to say, Pamela is starting to show her age.  Look at the close up below of her face. I can see the wrinkles!  OHHHH Pamela!  I guess it is time that I go and dig out that old 1990 issue of Playboy and relive the glory days...

What am I missing....

I've spent about half an hour staring at this picture and I can't see it.  But maybe my attention is otherwise occupied.........

Can any of you help me out?

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The Uncircumsized Penis Building in China

This is China's new Circumcised Dick Building!  Seriously, that is what it is.

Actually, this is the future home of The People's Daily, the official newspaper of China's Communist Party. Whoever said the Chinese Communist Party were a bunch of Stiff-shirts with no sense of humor?

When the building is actually finished, it is going to look more like an anal sex toy from the future. The headquarters for CCTV is shaped like a giant pair of pants, so people have Photoshopped pictures of the Circumcised Dick Building shoved into the crotch part of the pants building. HuffPo says that the Communist Party wasn't amused by this and China's censors killed everybody's orgasms. They blocked all of the pics and you can no longer access the mischievous photo shopped sex building pics.

I think they need to get over it and start playing up the fact that they have a huge penis shaped building.  Have fun with it, show that the government has a sense of humor.  Hell, they should go all out and put some huge round trees at the base to look like balls.  Put a fountain on top of the building that shoots out water (or a cream colored substitute) every hour.  Turn it into a tourist attraction.  

Here's a video explaining China's newest sex-themed building:

Memphis Police - Up a Tree!

Literally - UP A TREE!  Nice Driving Memphis

Friday, May 10, 2013

Our Readers - Anna from Lincoln, Nebraska

She is a Big Red Husker Fan, but we will let that slide just as long as Anna Keeps sending us pics like these!  Those Corn Fed Nebraska Girls Look Pretty Damn Good!

Clear History Option in Life

AMEN!!!!!   Heading out for a drink or two now!

Melissa Midwest Was a Pinky Away from Being NSFW

Although many would still consider this NSFW, we here are like Cable TV. NSFW is whenever you have a sex act, nipples or genitalia showing. Melissa has strategically covered her nipple with her pinky finger. Well done Melissa. (I know, I know - We sometimes have ladies with see-thru shirts in which you can see their nipples, but they are wearing something, aren't they?  So they technically aren't naked.)  For some NSFW pics of this cutie porn star, click here.

Adriana Lima Topless in Esquire

Adriana Lima Did a Photoshoot for Esquire Magazine.  She was looking SEXY as always!  Here are a couple more pics:

Those Are Huge...

...SUNGLASSES!!!  Way too big.  That might have been the style in the 70's but this is 2013 Babe!  Get some better shades!

Hottie of the Day - Eva Mendes

No Intro needed for this Latina Hottie!  Enjoy The Pics!

And Don't forget to check out our Other Hotties of the Day!

I Want This Pool!

Of Course I would Have to move into a home that has a ton of Limestone in its backyard.

This is a backyard pool that was built into a small existing Limestone quarry that was behind the house.   That is a Bad-Ass pool!!!

Airport Type Security in NYC

Take a look at this picture and what immediately comes to mind?

If you are like me, you immediately thought it was a pic of your typical airport security. My friend Jay sent me this.  He was in NYC last week and this was actually the security to enter the 9/11 World Trade Center Memorial.  Pretty tight security.  I haven't seen anything like this outside of airports.

This is both good and bad.  Good that we are being protected to the fullest extent but bad because now it is taking so long to get into places.  I mean we already have to be at airports a couple of hours before our flight leaves, now we need to go extra early to visit memorials and national monuments. I have some mixed emotions about this.  I understand what they are doing and I have no problem with it but I think I will always be just a little annoyed at all the extra-time it is taking for us to do normal things.  I fly frequently and I estimate that I probably spend about 24 hours (one whole day) each year waiting to get through security at airports (I fly probably 8 times a month).  I appreciate the extra security but at the same time it can be rather annoying.  Thanks Terrorists!!!

Thank God It Was a False Alarm!

Not sure I could go a week without my Lou Malnati's Deep Dish Pizza.  I have to eat here at least one lunch a week!

Three-Legged Alligator Interrupts a Golf Tournament

three-legged alligator interrupted play at the PGA Tour Zurich Classic. Really!  I have the video:

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Thong Thursdays - In the Surf

Don't forget to check out all of our other Thongs that have made an appearance on "Thong Thursdays!"

Our Favorite Lingerie - Champagne and Lingerie...

...That is my favorite Combo!!!

Want to see some more of "Our Favorite Lingerie?"  Click Here!

Thong Thursdays - Off it Comes!

Don't forget to check out all of our other Thongs that have made an appearance on "Thong Thursdays!"

HR at a British Company Doesn't Like Swearing

My friend Robert has been working in London for the past year.  He received this memo from H.R. last week and forwarded it to me.  Seems they are having a language problem over there too!

Our Readers - Lizzie from Florida

Lizzie wants to stress that her boobs are 100% natural!  That and that she likes to party and lives in Tampa, Florida.  Lizzie, We love your boobs and are sure they look why not send us a pic without the hand/arm boob!  Love the bracelet too!

They Know How to Buy Beer In Munich As Well as Drink It

My friend Daniel went to school with me here at the University of Texas.  He was born and raised in Munich and goes back there every year to visit.  He sent me these pics over the weekend. OK, OK I concede that Germany is the King of All Countries when it comes to Beer.  No more arguments from me!

In Germany Beer is sold in bottle crates of 20, not six packs or 12 packs like they do here.  True, they are now selling beer here in the states in 20 and 24 packs, but they have been doing that in Germany for  years and years.

And beer is cheap too!  20 x 500 ml for ~ 18 $ ( + 4 $ deposit )  NICE.  Maybe I can find a job in Munich!

The "F*&K YOU" Shoe!

Is that shoe saying "FUCK YOU" or what?

WTF - A Swan or Male Genitalia?

WOW!  WTF is this thing in the pond?  Is it:
A.  A Swan
B.  A Dick and Balls
C.  The Cock-Ness Monster
D. The Spotted Duck that Brits Eat

Thinking of India

I found some thoughts I had jotted down long-ago while I was visiting India.  I was in India in the mid-90's and truly enjoyed every moment.  I hope to one day take my family to visit India.  India is not for everyone.  The minute you get there, it is an all-out assault on the senses, the noise, smells (Both good and bad) and the intense colors in the people dress and the country's buildings are incredible.  Some people cannot bear the intense heat and humidity, they hate the monsoons, the crowds, etc.  But if you look through that, you find a beautiful country filled with interesting and compassionate people.

This was a list of things that I no longer took for granted after visiting India.  Things I was accustomed to in the West, but are rarely found in India.

- Sidewalks:  In many places, people just walk out on the road and "hope" they don't get hit by a car.  Where there are sidewalks, they are usually taken over by street vendors so you are still forced to walk in traffic.  Then there are other areas where people are actually living on the sidewalks (They have tents and little shacks set up)

- Crosswalks:  People cross wherever they can

- Knowing the relevant cost of things (1/2 hour cab ride = 55 cents. beer = thirteen american dollars)

- Organized traffic:  Yes, India was a British colony so they drive on the opposite side of the road, but that does not even always hold true.  I probably saw people driving in the middle of roads or on the wrong side of the road a couple of times an hour.  It is almost as if there are no traffic laws.

- Clean sidewalks (Where there are sidewalks):  Usually, if you step in a brown puddle or glob of stuff, it is mud.  Not here.  Cow pies are all over the place.  And they "bake" in the afternoon heat.

- Food Delivery:  No Pizza delivery vehicles, etc.  If you want food, you have to go to it.  It will not come to you.

- No begging:  Forget about this one.  You will come across 5 - 10 beggars on every corner.  Just walk by them and DO NOT give them anything.  If you do, you are marked and you will soon have 40+ people following you all over town.

- Schedules/Time:  If a train is supposed to leave at 3 PM, it never does.  I took numerous trains in India and the closest one ever was on schedule was leaving an hour and a half late.  And the locals were surprised.  One man was hurrying to call his brothers on the phone because they were going to show up 3 hours after the scheduled time.  He told me "This is a miracle!  It must be because there are several foreigners riding this train.  Thank you!!!"

- Quiet roads:  It seems that the majority of drivers spend a great deal of $$ on their horns.  It seems as if you can always hear about 20 or 30 car horns going off constantly.  "HONK HONK HONK HONK-HONK."  There were many days that I would have a headache by the time I got to the room. I also realized that the horn was a necessity in India.  People are crossing the street everywhere and no one looks where they are going.  If cars had no horns, I bet there would be hundreds of deaths each hour of people getting hit by cars.  One man explained it all had to do with Karma.  If you are going to get hit, you are gonna get hit no matter how cautious you are.

While I was in Mumbai, I ended up hiring a driver to get around town.  The transportation system and streets were too hectic and chaotic and I gave up after a couple of days.  You probably think I was trying to be some "Rich Foreigner", but I assure you I am not.  I am a budget backpacker traveling around India.  It was going to cost me just $6 a day to have someone drive me around.  He gave me his cell #, told me he lives about 15 minutes from my hotel and can be there whenever I needed him.  IT was the best investment I made in Mumbai (Bombay to you old schoolers)

The American Education System


Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Levy Tran Has Attitude!

I love a girl with Attitude!

The Perfect Girl For Motorboating

Where Can I Find A Girl Like That?  All she has to do is do that for about 5 minutes until she knocks me unconscious with her Boobs!

Nice Socks

Chick Fight

All that is missing is a Batman Style "BAM" or "Pow!"

That chick has a great right!

Bullying in Our Schools

As a High School Teacher, I unfortunately witness bullying all too often.  It is really becoming a problem in our schools throughout the United States.  It has gotten so bad that the Office for Civil Rights (OCR) in the U.S. Department of Education has issued a letter to all educators across the U.S.  Principals and Superintendents received it yesterday and most have forwarded it on to their teachers and staff.  If you would like to read the letter, you can find it here at:

I also recently received an email from Mr. Michael Erins from the website "Masters in Education"  He sent me a blog post that they had entitled:

50 Blog Posts On School Bullying That Every Teacher Should Read

I think every educator needs to check out that link above and read the posts that are in the list.  I have read 20 of them so far and plan to check out all of them.  They have some very good information and advice about bullying in our nation's schools. 

This is a serious problem and we have to do something about it.  I ask all educators to stand up and take action!  Do not turn a blind eye to bullying.  Doing nothing only makes the problem worse.  Let's put an end to this!

Want to Know Where the Sun Is?

Found this cool site.  It is a map of the world that shows the actual area that is in darkness and in daylight.

Book Review - "Soccer Against the Enemy"

Simon Kuper’s book, Soccer Against the Enemy: How the World’s Most Popular Sport Starts and Fuels Revolutions and Keeps Dictators in Power, is not all about soccer and politics.I think this book is more about soccer and the role the sport plays in everyday life in the countries he visits and writes about.   

I enjoyed reading this book.  His stories are entertaining, and eye-opening. The title is a bit misleading.  He rarely talks about revolutions or dictators in the book.  With that said, there are a lot of savory characters.  The book is full of hooligans, gangsters and superfans.
In order to research the book, Kuper took a year-long journey around the world to various soccer hotspots.  As a result the book is a sort of combination of travelogue, match day observations and investigative reports. I feel it is his investigative reporting that Kuper wants the readers to focus on. He wants to stress the fact that in some places soccer has assumed a different importance. For example, in Kiev, Dinamo Kiev was more powerful than the city government in the early 1990s. In Argentina, using soccer to cover up the nation’s problems is a tactic that dates back to at least 1978. The generals in the 1990s simply used soccer more efficiently. In Africa, soccer was used as a representative example of the dysfunctional nation-state. He shows how soccer was used by various governments, but very few dictators are mentioned. 

In the last couple of chapters, he focuses on soccer in the Middle East and the Balkans. In both areas, soccer is viewed as an expression of nationalism. Like Camp Nou (Barcelona's field) during the Franco era, it is perhaps the only way for people to express anti-regime feelings. Soccer is capable of bringing people together and dividing them.

National soccer teams, for example, take on an importance in other parts of the world such as Africa or Eastern European countries, that is hard to understand for the average American. Even the Dutch national team, in Kuper’s estimation, are a proxy for the nation itself. Playing Germany is a little war, in which the Dutch can express their resistance, once again. He does a good job showing how soccer can reflect the mood and the political feelings of a country.

Soccer Against the Enemy is a great book and a must read for soccer fans. 

One Direction in a Senior Picture

This was some girls senior picture for this year.  She took it with a One Direction Calendar?  REALLY?  It is your senior picture - the focus should be on you but now everyone is gonna be checking out the calendar.

And her stance? Squatting for a senior picture?  Looks like she is pooping.  At least the calendar is covering up know...that area!

The funny thing is that in 25 years, she will be showing that picture and people will be like "One Direction?  Who the hell were they?"

The One Drawback About Iowa

If you want to go to a National Park, you have to drive a long, long time.  No one in the U.S. is farther from a National Park than Iowans.  :(
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