Saturday, June 29, 2013

Going to the Beach

Specifically to see something like this!  

Arrest Me Fernanda Ferrari!!!

She has the last name of a race car and she is built like...A Big Boobed Cop! Fernanda Ferrari is a half Brazilian, half Italian Big Boob Model. Honestly, I don't go for the big boobed ladies who have augmented thier breasts this much. She has overdone it just a little (OK, ALOT!) I know several of our readers are probably hurriedly searching google for more pics of her and that is why we post pics of her and others like her. We try to please all of our readers! (And as always with select Hotties, Here are some NSFW pics of the bosomy Fernanda)

Here are some more pics of Fernanda:

Hottie of the Day - Bre Tiesi

Bre Tiesi is our "Hottie of the Day/"  Bre is an actress and a model, among other things (Like Being Smokin' Hot!)  Apparently, she is dating Nick Hogan, The Hulkster's Son!  If I were Nick, I would keep her away from his Horny Ass Dad!

Follow Bre on Twitter:  @BreTiesi

And Don't forget to check out our Other Hotties of the Day!

After the pics, we have her HOT and SEXY Photo Shot for the Hot Models Show, a Youtube series.

And Here is that Sexy Video!

Slow Motion Bikini Posing and Workout Video

That Title says it all. Well...Actually I didn't know what to expect. I had never heard of "Slow Motion Bikini Posing" but it did have the word "Bikini" in it, so I had to check it out. Glad I did!

That is fitness model Ramona Valerie Alb.  I believe she may be a future "Hottie of the Day!"


An Elderly Joke

An elderly man was trying to figure out what to buy his wife for Christmas. Knowing they already had everything they needed he decided to give his wife a Tombstone. She opened the present and thought. "OOOOKKKAYYYYY.. Sure, Thank you" She thought the gesture was nice and a little weird at the same time.

The next year the entire family was having Christmas together and the elderly man had bought great gifts for everybody but his elderly wife. His kids and grand kids were so thankful and happy.

After everything was done his wife said "Hey! What about me? You didn't get me anything?" The elderly Man replied "Why would I get you anything this year? You still haven't used what I got you last year!!"

(Source: Unknown)

Extreme Ice Cube Trick Shots

It may not be billiards, basketball or golf, but it is still very cool!

Whose Phone is This?

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... "

"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2008 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... "
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000 ... "
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! But before we hang up, something else ... "
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beach front property ... "
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price ... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... "

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye ... I do too ... "

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

WD-40 and Duct Tape

Remember our Free Advice Friday post about Repairing Anything?  If you don't, you can check it out here.  It was about how WD-40 and Duct Tape can be used to fix anything. 

Maybe the owners of those two great corporations read our blog because I have seen this at my local Hardware Store.  Thanks WD-40 and Duct Tape People!

Friday, June 28, 2013

Nice Back!

This sexy Hardbody definitely works out.  Look at those arms and that back!  WOW!  Not too mention that ass that is so tight you could bounce a quarter off of it.  My kind of girl!!!

Some Random Beauties to Start Your Weekend Right!

Our Favorite Dresses - Bouncin' Around the Nightclub

Our Favorite Bikinis - Perfection in White

I am Speechless!  No Words Here, just enjoy the Pic.

I believe it is Marzia Prince, but I cannot confirm it.

Check Out All of Our Favorite Bikinis

Miley Cyrus and Her New, Sexy Music Video

I have featured Miley Cyrus on the blog numerous times. And I finally admitted that she has come of age and she is a "Hottie"  That doesn't mean I like her music, but I will watch her sexy music videos.

This song is no exception.  The song isn't all that great but she looks pretty damn fine in it.

Let's see, in this video she is pulling at her panties, grabbing ass (hers and others), wearing hipster clothes that look pretty hot on her and is dishing up the attitude.  Miley, if you want an older man, you know where to find me - I have left enough messages on your twitter and facebook pages, please respond :)

Pepperoni Pizza?

I guess I can't Call False Advertising here since it does have one pepperoni

Free Advice Friday - So You Want To Start a Blog???

A friend of mine is wanting to start a blog and because I am Wise And All Knowing, he asked me to give him some advice about it, so I did.  The following is what I offered to him to use as a celestial guide through that great wide expanse that is the blogosphere.  Or something like that.

When starting a blog, there are several important things to keep in mind.  I have arranged these in bullet point form because it is easy to follow (This guy is from Houston and not the smartest nut on the tree).  I also like bullet points -- They are pretty cool.   So, (Drumroll please) here they are:

  • Write about things that are funny.  Like stupid people, boobs, or little puppy dogs that.  It helps if whatever you are writing about is funny-looking.
  • Don't be worried if no one reads your blog aside from the creepy neighbor and your brother, it takes time to build a loyal following.  Besides, the creepy neighbor is only reading it to see if you write about boobs and your brother is probably lying.  He would never read your blog, so be patient. 
  • Get used to spending a ton of time trying to fine tune your post, re-writing and editing until you feel it is perfect and contains all the necesary info.  Then be ready to have no one comment on your hard work!  Don't get discouraged though, this is a common occurrence and is known as Caring Too Much About Something That No One Else Does.  
  • Every third post should be about a hottie such as Salma Hayek, Megan Fox or Larissa Riquelme (if you don't know here, look her up).  Your guy audience will sky rocket.  Include Pictures of previous people in bikinis to get even more readers. 
  • Have fun with it and remember, you are providing a service to the people! 
There you have it.  All of my advice on creating a blog.  

This Pretty Much Sums Up Life For Us Guys

This Guy is Confident

I guess this guy is confident that tonight is going to be a good night!  I wish him luck, but deep down, I hope he has to go home and masturbate.  Serves you right for being a little too "cocky!"  (pun intended)

Happy Birthday Emma

I have no idea who Emma is, but my guess is she is a 40-something chick that is still living in the 80's and wants to find a man like Tom Selleck during his Magnum P.I. Days.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Searching For a Nearby Taco Bell when...

I am in Kansas City for a Lecture.  For some weird reason, I felt like grabbing Taco Bell before heading back to the hotel.  On my phone, I searched for Taco Bell.  I had it on Image search and this was about the 6th or 7th image that showed up.  Not exactly what I had in mind for my Taco Bell meal...

On South Padre Island

The view here at South Padre Island is Gorgeous!!!

Running The Spartan Race

I am planning on entering the Spartan race later this year.  The training is grueling and I have to admit, I was beginning to lose my motivation for it.  Last week, I was almost to the point of saying "Screw It" and not entering.  Then Brent sent me these pics of some lovely ladies who run the Spartan Race.  Let's just say that was definitely motivation!  Look out ladies in the Spartan Race, Here I Come!!!

Thong Thursdays - Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle!

Hot Ass 2 tumblr m1elw0we9d

Next Time, Let Me Put Some Sunscreen on You!

Alex Morgan Has Strong Legs

Alex Morgan's legs are stronger than yours are. No seriously they are.

Don't Believe Me? Check out her Degree Do:More Commercial below.

A Brief History of Pretty Much Everything

This was someone's Cool Art Project.  Amazing!!

This Is One Way To Get Around a Traffic Jam

This video has to be from Russia!


Portland - You Are Not Austin

Come on Portland?  Why try and steal Our Slogan?  Austin has been using "Keep Austin Weird" for years.  We have T-Shirts, TV Shows, Books and a whole subculture based on it.  The slogan is even trademarked, so you probably owe us $$$ for using it.  Besides, What is weird about Portland anyway?

Another Reason to Get In Shape

I wrote this a couple of years ago.  The link is dead, but I heard it again on the radio.  Better Lose Weight America!!!

Found this article on the net.   Ambulances are going to start charging extra $$$ for overweight patients. I guess there are so many obese patients that many cities are starting to modify their ambulances and someone has to pay for it.  In Omaha, the article says that the EMS service there estimates it costs about $1400 to transport an obese patient compared to over $700 for a normal sized patient.

I really think it is time that we, as a nation, do something to start getting back in shape.  Health care costs are rising and this is a great illustration how one aspect of our health that many of us control is being neglected by way too many people.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Why Wear Leggings at All?

Seriously, if they are going to be this see through, then why wear them at all.  Just go in your Undies, Thong, G-String, whatever.  Lady, we can see Everything!!!
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