Saturday, July 27, 2013

Our Favorite Lingerie - Malena

That is Malena from Twistys and she is looking good!  That's my tie on the chair...    ;)

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I Wish I Was That TV

This may be the first time I have ever wished to be a TV!

Which One? - Choose The Hotter Hand Boob

Personally, I have a thing for Brunettes but that's just me!

More Decisions: Other Editions of “Which One?”                                             More Handbras Here

Even More Tough Decisions – Check out our NSFW “Which One” Pics.                                  

Beauty Queen Takes a Tumble

This one took place at the Miss Gay Nicaragua pageant and he/she nearly comes "untucked."  Alas, she gets up, shakes off the embarrassment and makes sure there is no sign of her "Johnson" and limps across the stage on one heel.  What a trooper!!!

Why The Hell Not? -- Ant Hurricane

Why the Hell Not watch an Ant Hurricane?  After all, it is hurricane season...

Thank You Wallace Carothers!!!

Totally Useless But Awesome Facts You Need To Know

Totally Useless But Awesome Facts You Need To

F@#K The Police - So says the Pug!

Taunt a Gorilla - Be Prepared for the Consequences!

Gorilla scares kids taunting him at the zoo.  Good for that Gorilla!!!  Serves those little punks right...

Friday, July 26, 2013

Our Readers in Our Favorite Bikinis - Alabama Edition

Sent to us by Chelsea H. in Mobile Alabama.  Nice looking Swimsuit Chelsea!!!

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God's Loophole

The Bible doesn't forbid Anal Sex, so many girls save themselves for marriage by having anal sex (I never met any growing up, so I am not sure how many girls actually do this.  Any women out there care to comment on this taboo subject?)

Garfunkel and Oates, a comedy duo, made a song and video called "The Loophole"

Since When did Rihanna Take up Wrestling?

I didn't know that Rihanna joined GLOW (gorgeous ladies of wrestling)?  Why else would she be wearing a red leopard wrestling unitard out in public?  Love the new charcoal grey weave too!  Way to be a trendsetter RiRi!

Can I make a suggestion?  Maybe you should use a camel toe cup or some vagina panties. That leotard makes you look like you have a pair of solid brass balls down there!

Hottie of the Day - Casey Connelly

Meet Playboy Cybergirl Casey Connelly!  View our NSFW pics of Casey Here.

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It's So Hot In Texas

This was sent by Ronnie, a friend down in Austin.  He actually took this in Temple, Texas.  It was in a covered area at a sale barn.  It is so Damn Hot the candy is melting!

Those Southsiders!

Found on the Southside of Chicago:

Kind of ironic my buddy sent me this as I had just finished watching a Godzilla movie and was feeling very happy.  I guess this tag is legit!!!

Free Advice Friday -- Some Serious Advice for Rednecks

TGIF!!!  And Thank God for Free Advice.  Put them together and  you have to be thankful that it is FREE ADVICE FRIDAY!!!  I found this little nugget of info while going through some old files on my laptop.  Not sure how old it is, but it presents some much needed advice for rednecks.  I sometimes feel that the redneck version of man is slowly taking over certain parts of the world (Most notably Appalachia and rural Iowa).  The last couple of times I have been to my local Wal-Mart, the number of Rednecks I have seen has been surprising.  I would usually see maybe 10 or 12, but the last couple of times I have seen at least 20 +.  I would say that the redneck population is growing at a faster rate than the normal population, so we need to get them some rules of etiquette before someone gets hurt or just plain grossed out (I don't know about you, but seeing butt-crack on a 300 pound guy at Wal-Mart really grosses me out!).  

1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It is considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheet s.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U- Haul to the funeral home.
1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat from the matter how good his manners are.
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.
DATING (Outside the Family)
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.
1. Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.
5. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession

Happy Birthday to Mick Jagger - The Big 70!!!

Rolling Stone Mick Jagger turns 70 years old today!  This is kind of sad.  An Ugly 70 Year Old Dude is getting more chicks than a good looking 30-something like me!  How Depressing is that!!!


Thursday, July 25, 2013

That is a Lucky Peanut Butter Cookie

Former Hottie of the Day Vikki Blows Eating a Peanut Butter Cookie - What a Lucky Cookie!!!

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Thong Thursdays - Floss

More Thongs Here!

It's Still Summer Which Means There Are Still Wet T-Shirts!

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The Beiber Sex Doll

WOW! What are the makers of Sex Toys thinking?  They must be desperate for new ideas.  It seems as though there is a new sex doll called the "Just-in Beaver" blow-up doll. Now Bieber fans can lose their virginity to their Christmas gift. Check out the description for this idiotic sex toy:  (via ONTD)
Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!
What are they thinking? They are targeting teen girls (and boys since there are a ton of them who want to be Biebs personal boy toy.) Yes, the blow-up doll is legal but anyone who buys this thing should be put in a mental hospital.

Random Redneck EHarmony Profiles - Vern from West Texas

Well Damn!!  I'll be a crawdad scutin way from the pooch playin wit me. My buddy Cletus wants me to git my ass on here to find me a wommens. I'm all pooped out looking after my damn self when they tell me theres sum perfectly good wommens out there who kin do it fur me. I've a lot to offer the right wommen folk like my castle here behind me!  It even got the built in air conditioning espeshly in the latrine area as shown above. Nothin like peein wit a view of da grate outsides.  I used to have the potty inside the castle but then the damn vermins moved in and crappd all over the place and i had to move outside for a spell. I'm looking for wommens who will pay attenshon to my needs and cook grits. She also need to be stacked like a water melon cart and she needs to know how to shoot a gun cuz the vermins move fast and I ain't got the time.

The lowercase a-team

Tried to post this yesterday, but the video didn't work.  It is up and running now.

Hilarious Mock Movie Trailer for the "a-team."

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I am Never Going to Complain About Crowds Again!

This video is of the Beijing Subway during the morning commute.  WOW!  Makes NYC look tame.

Maybe The NSA Isn't That Bad After All

Sent to me by a reader in Brazil.  Thanks Edson!!!  (Click here to see the Larger Version)

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Which one - Lena Nicole and Melody Jordan?

That's Lena Nicole (L) and Melody Jordan (R). Click the link to view more of these two beauties. Maybe it will make your decision easier (Or more difficult!)

Even More Tough Decisions – Check out our NSFW “Which One” Pics.  

Our Favorite Bikinis (Bonus - Cool Sunglasses!)

8 of Our Favorite Katy Perry GIFs

Hottie of the Day - Angelica Mielczarek

Angelica Mielczarek is a female bodybuilder and fitness model. She is Swedish. Those Nordic Girls...Hot and they always seem to be in Good Shape! She looks like she could probably beat the crap out of a few of our readers, so watch your comments!

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The R2-D2 Bra

Not sure if this bra has the little sound effects that robot made, but this is the perfect bra for nerdy babes everywhere.

The Russians Are Arresting Polar Bears!

A Russian oil company wants to start drilling for oil in the Arctic. A Greenpeace activist, dressed as a polar bear, was arrested for protesting at a gas station.

He was stuffed in the car and taken to jail.

That looks like a Sad Polar Bear!!!
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