Saturday, January 25, 2014

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Candice Swanepoel Has The Perfect Runway Walk

All Models, Present and Aspiring, need to watch and study this!  This should be "Must-See" in all modeling Schools.  I don't think anyone walks the Runway better than Candice Swanepoel.

Hottie of the Day - Sexy Latina in a Bikini

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Our NSFW Collection of Sexy Latinas

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Bikinis and Snow...

They really do make a great pair!!!

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Katy Perry - It's Been Awhile!

It has been way too long since we had a Katy Perry Post on this blog.  I found a collection of Katy showing off her ample cleavage and thought I would share it with you.  Enjoy!

Cherries and Bananas - Not Wild Enough

What’s Up Cherries and Bananas?  Sending this email to you and hoping you can help me out. Matt’s buddy Sean told me you guys are awesome “sexual” problem solvers – So here goes…

My girlfriend wants me to be “Wilder” in bed.  She says I am kind of lame when it comes to sex.  She says I am good at it, but I need to vary it a little more.  I do the basics – Woman on top, missionary and I throw some Doggie in there every once-in-awhile.  She told me the other night that she wishes I would just “go crazy, get out of control and f*ck her brains out".

I wish I could, but I just never feel like getting crazy.  I don’t know why. I have gotten wild only a few times in my life and it was always after drinking large amounts of alcohol.  I feel embarrassed, shy and awkward when I try to do something crazy in bed.  It feels taboo and dirty (I am not really into porn and am turned off by it – weird isn’t it?)  The times I did get crazy, it was awesome sex. Some of the best ever.  But then I think about it and I start feeling ashamed and dirty.  I feel like I shouldn’t have done what I did (For the record, the times I am talking about included some sex outdoors, using toys, and I even did anal one time.)Now I would love nothing better than to be able to feel like that more often and maybe even always, but I just can’t get over that psychological hump. 

A little about me: I am 28, in good shape, I have no self-confidence issues, and I've had enough sex with various partners to know that this isn't some sort of a performance anxiety.

I welcome any ideas and thanks in advance.


I am totally at a loss here.  For me, it is usually the opposite.  I am too wild and crazy and my partner actually wants me to tone it down a notch.  I love sex and I am a kinky bastard!

First off, I think you need to ease into it. Maybe play some role playing games or something.  Gradually get kinkier as you go.  One night, go 69, another night jack each other off, etc.  Work up to trying new positions, places in the house, toys, etc.  You know you can do it.  You have done it before while drunk. 

I totally agree with you about the psychological thing.  Since you have done it before, it isn’t a question of not being able to.  You have to deal with your feelings of shame, guilt, dirtiness, etc.  Maybe you should look into seeing a therapist. 

That’s all I have though.  If you can’t gradually work your way into getting “wild” then a psychologist might be your only answer. 

Lanthie – Any advice from a female’s perspective?

Hi Matt – we haven’t done one of these for awhile and a great way to start out first Cherries and Bananas post for 2014.

To get to the question at hand though ……

I know how difficult it is to change what is the norm but sometimes it is good to step outside of our comfort zone and try something different.

I think what attracts your girlfriend about being wild is that it shows how badly you need her and sometimes we just want to feel really needed.  I know it probably sounds daft but we have a deep sense of need.  So turn it up a notch.

Find a scarf in her cupboard and blind fold her.  Or maybe tie her hands up above her head or behind her back so she is totally helpless.  You won’t believe how kinky this is.

What about doing it in different rooms – start with the kitchen and try some of the things Matt suggests as well.  It is totally a psychological thing. 

Don’t feel any shame in it.  Just do it! (With her permission of course) You may both enjoy it so much. 

Ciao for now

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Barbara Markay - Give Your D*#K to Me

Nowadays, there are hundreds of songs about sex, penises, blow jobs, etc. released every month, perhaps weekly! Year before Rihanna, Lil' Kim, and others were singing about dicks, there was a singer named Barbara Markay.  This song came out in the early 80's and I doubt it got much playtime on the radio back then.  In fact, the song isn't that great, no matter what the lyrics are, but it can be considered a pre-cursor to all those "I want your Penis" songs that seem to be out there now.  I guess she was the female version of the early 80's Prince, who always sang about sex (At least his music sounded good.)

Here is a snippet of the lyrics:

You can give your love to your mother
You can give your head to your coat
You can give your heart to your music
And honey that ain’t no joke
Give your dick to me
Give it to me
But since you sure know how to use itGive your dick to meGive it to me
And here's the full song:

This Day In History - January 25

1905 - South Africa:  The World's Largest Diamond is found.  The diamond is 3,106-carats and weighs 1.33 pounds.  Several women immediately lay claim to it and the famous saying "Diamonds are a girl's best friend" is formed.

1924 - Chamonix, France:  The First Winter Olympics is held.  It is a big success and continues to draw a crowd for years to come.  Fast forward to 2010 - Now no one really cares that the Winter Olympics is being held.  What happened? 

1971 - U.S.;  Charles Manson and his followers are convicted and sent to jail.  And so begins a long series of movies, books and songs about Charlie Manson which continues to this day.

Did You Know that 24 of the 56 African Countries are Currently in a War or Military Conflict?

That is almost 43% of all the countries in Africa - WOW!!!

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Mother Nature Must Be Drunk

The weather here is Austin - Mother Nature Must Be Drunk!!!

DYK - There is an Online Petition to Deport Justin Bieber

They need 100,000 signatures by February 22nd.  Please Sign!!!!

And there are even people out there supporting Bieber for getting a DUI.  WOW...

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