Ramblings of a Semi-Mad Man: 2014-03-02

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Former Hottie of the Day Stephanie Santiago Has a Big Butt!

Former Hottie Stephanie Santiago and her big butt - Brought back by popular demand (Hope this satisfies your urge there Randall and Marcus!)

More Beautiful Latinas Here!

Our NSFW Collection of Sexy Latinas

Mia Malkova is Limber

Former Hottie of the Day Mia Malkova makes another appearance on the blog. We have her showing off her limber legs and that gorgeous, bulky butt!

NSFW Collection of Mia Malkova's Pics

If you like Porn Stars, then Click Here to See Our Collection of Porn Stars that have graced the posts of this blog!

This is what you really want – NSFW Collection of Porn Stars

Very Nice Style of Bikini Bottom

And a very nice Bikini Butt!

We have a ton of Bikini Clad Women on this blog. Click here to check them all out!

Hottie of the Day - Justin Jewell

NSFW Pics of Justin Jewell are Here.

Helen Mirren Was Quite The Beauty Back in Her Day

Helen Mirren in Herostratus from 1967. DAMN!!!

And in "Age of Consent" from 1969 (She is naked in this one, be warned)

Would You Call her a GILF Nowadays? She still isn't that bad looking. If I were a 50 something, I would hit it!

Eye Opening Facts About Vaginas

An Educational Video (and SFW)...

DYK - xHamster is More Popular than Craigslist or IMDB?

Did You Know that xHamster.com is the most popular porn site and has an Alexa traffic rank above Craigslist and IMDB

More “Did You Know” Posts are Here

I was traveling and I happened to be in Europe waiting for a connecting flight from London to Bratislava. I wanted to charge my tablet and found this. First time I had seen this type of outlet. A guy told me it can take any type of plug that can be found in the world. Well Done!

Beauty Shop Horror Prank

Remember the Ghost Prank on a Brazilian Elevator? (If not, check it out here) Here is another prank that is along the sames lines of the Elevator horror prank. This one is set in a Beauty Shop.

Greeks Vs. Italians

My friend, who is dating a Greek Girl, told me this the other night (I am Italian):

One day , two men, a Greek and an Italian were sitting in a coffee shop discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian thinks for a moment and then replies, "Ah, yes, that is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

Those Are Big Strawberries!

Elisha Jade loves Strawberries! We have a few NSFW Pics of this Ebony Beauty

You Want Boobs? Click Here for Our “Boobs” Collection

NSFW Boob GIFS#1 and NSFW Boob GIFS#2. A Collection of NSFW Boob Pics.

For the lovers of Fake Boobs – We Got you Covered Here!

Friday, March 7, 2014

A Coloring Book for Grown Men

Uhm..sign me up! Not sure if I could stay in the lines though if I get a little too excited...

This is on Amazon and the video below shows another option (in German I believe) that looks a little more artsy.

Sexy Black Lace

Don't have a name, but MY GOD She's Beautiful!!!

She Pulled off the Rare Double...

Underboob and Underbun! Congratulations to this beauty!

This is My Kind of Produce Market

And off course it would be a Reef Girl!

All of the Butts that Have Graced the Pages of this Blog

We have some Bountiful NSFW Butts here

Sexy NSFW Ass GIFS are Here

Dirty South

Hmmm...I Wonder what that tattoo could mean?

This is Melodie Gore and we had a request for her from Jake in Oklahoma City. If you want to see the rest of this set (NSFW) then you should click here.

More Babes With Sexy Tattoos

Our Favorite Lingerie - Valya Romanova

Sexy Russian-American Model Valya Romanova showing off a piece of "Our Favorite Lingerie"

Want to see some more of "Our Favorite Lingerie?" Click Here!

Sexy NSFW Lingerie

DYK That There Is A Billboard That Makes Drinking Water out of the Air?

Did you know that In Lima, Peru there is a billboard that creates drinkable water out of thin air. Now if we can just mass produce these things on a large scale...

More “Did You Know” Posts are Here

5th Graders and X-Rated Cartoons

My friend's wife is an elementary teacher. She showed us this cartoon that another teacher confiscated from a 5th grader recently. (Click the image for a larger version)

Where are these kids learning all this stuff? TV? When I was in 5th grade, I don't even think I had learned how to masturbate yet, let alone know what sex and threesomes were!

I Need One of These

Came home last night a little drunk. Took me a couple of minutes to get the key in to let myself in. My friend sent me this pic and told me he is getting me one for my birthday.

Free Advice Fridays - Want Cheap Mints?

More Great Advice from Our “Free Advice Fridays” Series

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Porn Star Quotes - Sasha Grey (and McDonald's)

We haven't had a "Porn Star Quote" on this blog for several months. Who better to bring back the quotes than Porn Star Hottie Sasha Grey. We already had her in the series with a quote about "P$%sy". Now We have her with a quote comparing Porn to McDonald's. Only Sasha could pull that one off.