Saturday, May 10, 2014

Melissa Manning Has a Messy Room

NSFW BOOB PICS #2                       And a set of Big Big Boobs
For the lovers of Fake Boobs – We Got you Covered Here!         

Shantal Monique - Sexy Selfies

Former Hottie of the Day Shantal Monique is back with a couple of Sexy Selfies that she posted on twitter and instagram.  Keep Posting Shantal!!!

Niki Skyler in Our Favorite Lingerie

Want to see some more of "Our Favorite Lingerie?"  Click Here!

Laura Vinicombe in One of Our Favorite Dresses

A Collection of NSFW Dresses

Three Butts on the Bed - Which One?

Even More Tough Decisions – Check out our NSFW “Which One” Pics. And if those Beauties aren’t enough to pick from, here is a 2nd album of NSFW “Which One” Pics and even a 3rd album! We are always adding new pics to the group!

The Changing Times...

This is a bad thing if you have a daughter who is a Pre-Teen or Teenager, but great for the rest of us!

Political Systems Explained With Cows

Redneck Entertainment - Simple and Cheap

Everything “WTF” on this blog

WTF - A Unique Phone Charger

Everything “WTF” on this blog

Friday, May 9, 2014

Skinny Dipping Anyone?

We have some Bountiful NSFW Butts here        

Which One? - Double Trouble in the form of Chinese Hotties Baby Jia and Tang Tang

Even More Tough Decisions – Check out our NSFW “Which One” Pics. And if those Beauties aren’t enough to pick from, here is a 2nd album of NSFW “Which One” Pics and even a 3rd album! We are always adding new pics to the group!

Three's a Crowd...

...And Four's a Party!!!

So let me jump in and turn this into a BIG PARTY!!!

We have some Bountiful NSFW Butts here        

A Chanel Bathing Suit Probably Costs ALOT!

I will just take the hottie wearing it and leave the suit to some rich girl!!!

Our Favorite Bikinis - Boating Season

Boating Season is near and that means a plethora (Still love that word) of bikini babes on boats.  Let's start the season off with this beauty.

Wait a Minute...That Bike Trail Sign

Well done Bike Trail Graffiti Artists!


It Seems to Me That Fathers Always Get Left Out

Another Mother’s day is coming up (it is the second Sunday of May, every year), I was thinking about how special and great mothers are and how the world would totally be a mess without them. I was talking to some of my friends and they all agreed with me (As usual!)  Then I threw out the same thought to them, but inserted “Fathers” rather than “Mothers.”  My friends just looked at me and said “It isn’t the same.  Mothers are more important.”  WOW!  I love my mother and all mothers (Just check out all the MILFs on this blog!) but to put them so much higher than us fathers…REALLY?  Why is that? How come mothers get all the praise and honor around the world but fathers always seem to get left out? Sure we have Father’s Day, but that is about it – And even that isn’t as celebrated as Mother’s Day (see #1 below).  I came up with a list of ways that Mothers are more celebrated than Fathers.  See if you agree:
1.        Mother’s day comes before Father’s day every year.  Why is that?  Why do we celebrate the Mother’s first? I think it is obvious that the first one in a line or mentioned gets way more attention than the others that are next.  It has always been like that.  Think about it… who was the first president? George Washington! Everyone knows that!  Who was #2?  Not a lot of people remember him (It was John Adams by the way.) First man on the moon – Neil Armstrong.  Can you name the others who were with him? The majority can’t.  It is the exact same thing with parental holidays.  After Mother’s day, everyone is just kind of like “oh yeah, we’ve done this already once this year – happy Father‘s day” …blah, blah, blah.
     2.       Mother’s day was even invented before Father’s day.  According to MothersDayCentral, a special day for honoring mothers can be traced back to at least the 1600′s, where the British would celebrate Mothering Day, a day where people would travel back to their mom’s house and eat a lot of food with her.   Mothering day?  To me, that sounds like a day for nursing kids or something, not for Mothers, but oh well. Father’s day wasn’t even invented until 1909, when someone got the idea while listening to a Mother’s day sermon (see here). So Father’s day isn’t even a unique holiday.  It was created because someone felt bad for Father’s since we were neglected.  It is kind of a Pity Holiday ( I guess that is better than no Holiday at all!) 
      3.       Mother’s day is actually much older than that! I did some more research and found there were Mother’s Days out there prior to even the European creation of a special day to honor their Mums.  I appears that  the earliest celebration can be traced all the way back to ancient Egypt, where people held an annual festival to honor the goddess Isis, who was commonly regarded as the mother of the pharaohs.  Basically, the story goes like this: “Isis’ brother-husband Osiris was slain and dismembered in 13 pieces by their jealous brother Seth; Isis re-assembled Osiris’ body and used it to impregnate herself. She then gave birth to Horus, whom she was forced to hide amongst the reeds lest he be slaughtered by Seth. Horus grew up and defeated Seth, and then became the first ruler of a unified Egypt. Thus Isis earned her stature as the Mother of the pharaohs.”  Pretty Deep story there.  We have Incest, Dismemberment, Necrophilia…They actually had a festival which celebrated a goddess getting impregnated by a dead God who was actually her brother.  Those ancient Egyptians!  That would be an interesting movie! Anyway, that can be considered the first Mother’s Day in history!
      4.      There’s no such thing as a “Yo Daddy!” joke. I love a good “yo momma” joke. For example,  “Yo momma so dumb, she tried to throw a rock at the ground and missed” or “Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.”  Hilarious and it brings back memories of my High School days and all the immature stuff we did!  Those were good times!  So why isn’t there any “Yo Daddy” jokes?  I consider myself somewhat of an expert on jokes and I haven’t heard any.  That doesn’t mean they aren’t out there.  I am sure someone came up with a few, but they aren’t widespread.  The only “Yo Daddy” jokes I have ever heard all have a baby interfering in it.  You know – “Yo baby’s Daddy so ugly he scared the snakes out of Medusa.” 
I am sure there are others out there too, but it seems like us father’s always get left out of things.  Mothers have special days, jokes, get flowers and nice dinners but us fathers are kind of left in limbo.  We have a day, but it really isn’t all that special.
Despite all of that, I know how much Mothers do!  I appreciate all that you do and I want to wish a big “Happy Mother’s Day!” to each and every one of you. 

Free Advice Fridays - How to Not Get Caught for Prostitution

All you have to do is videotape it!!!

"Centipedes in my Vagina?"

A Friend sent me this screenshot.  She was taking an online profile quiz and that ad popped up. It says centipedes in your vagina are "more likely than you think" but I have to say, I have never, ever heard anyone who had centipedes in their vagina.  FALSE ADVERTISING!!!

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Ania Gadea - Thong Thursdays

Don't forget to check out all of our other Thongs that have made an appearance on "Thong Thursdays!"

Carlin is Showing off Her Tan Line on Thong Thursday

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I Know This GIF Has Been on Here Before, but Who Cares????

One of the Greatest GIFS Ever!!!  Yes, there is a video too.  That is Rachel Williams and her beautiful bouncing boobs!

NSFW Rachel Williams Album is Here

You Want Boobs?  Click Here for Our “Boobs” Collection

Thong Thursdays - Cindy Landolt Has Got Back

...and by back, we mean her actual BACK! Love a girl that works out!

Don't forget to check out all of our other Thongs that have made an appearance on "Thong Thursdays!"

Molly Cavalli - For Her Fans

For those of you who picked Molly Cavalli back when she was featured in our "Which One" series, here are a couple of bonus pics for you.  Enjoy!  (NSFW Pics of Molly are Here)

What are the Odds...

...of this ever happening while playing Pinball?  Never happened to me and I was a "Pinball Wizard" back in the day.

Here's a bonus - The Who Singing "Pinball Wizard" live at the Isle of Wright Festival in 1970

DYK - John Larroquette Once Worked for a Single Marijuana Joint

Did you Know that John Larroquette did the narration in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre in exchange for a single marijuana joint.

Sean Connery's Dog

Quit Trying to Be Funny Furniture!

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