Saturday, November 26, 2016

Much Bigger Than I Thought

More Beauties with their Clothes On and Off

Lauren Redd: What a Show-Off!

Our Busty, Former Hottie of the Day Lauren Redd and her Bodacious Boobs!

Ali Rose is Our Hottie of the Day

Check out all of our Former Hotties of the Day!

Jada and Remy and Their Oil-Covered Asses

Nothing Quite as satisfying on this Saturday as seeing Jada Stevens and Remy LaCroix Rubbing their Oil-Covered Asses Together!

All Things Satisfying on Saturdays (WARNING - some are NSFW)

That Choker is So Sexy

That girl goes by the name of GypsyAlly - Beautiful!!!

November 26th Babe Birthdays

Happy Birthday to These Hotties!

Porn Star Alex Taylor (46)

Model Heather Morris (29)

 Porn Star (and Texas Native) Kylee Karr (31)

Porn Star Nicole Sweet (28)

Porn Star (and Burleson, TX Native) Rachel Starr (33)

British Singer Rita Ora (26)

Busty Fitness Model Samantha Kelly (41)

British Hottie Yasmine James (25)

Busty Russian Babe Yulia Nova (34)

Honoring the Hottest Women in the Universe - More Babe Birthdays Can Be Found Here

Our Favorite Lingerie - A Sexy Cell Selfie

Not srue if she wanted to get the socks and shoes in the mirror...Still Sexy as Hell!!!

Want to see some more of "Our Favorite Lingerie?"  Click Here!                    Sexy NSFW Lingerie  

Melisa Mendiny is Ready for the First Day of Classes

Melisa Mendiny has quickly become one of the blog's favorite porn stars -   NSFW Album of Melisa 

Shiori Tsukada is Good at Jumping Rope

Full-Size Version Below

A Little Too Excited!

Netflix - WHY???

This has happened to me and to several other I know.  WHY NETFLIX, WHY?

Natalie Lust on a Satisfying Saturday


Rebecca DiPietro's 2nd Appearance as our Midnight Muse

Check Out Her First Appearance Here           All of our Beautiful Midnight Muses

Friday, November 25, 2016

Juliana Kawka is Ready for Bed

Another Sexy Juliana Kawka Post

Michaela Isizzu Strips For Us

Zsanett Tormay is Our Hottie of the Day

Check out all of our Former Hotties of the Day!

Neriah Davis - Hottie of the Day

Check out all of our Former Hotties of the Day!

Our Babe Birthdays for Nov. 25th

Hope They aren't in a Turkey Coma - Happy Birthday Girls!!!

Porn Star Brooke Haven (37)

Czech Porn Star Carol Goldnerova (37)

Porn Star Kate Frost (36)

Malisia Petropoulis (46)

Honoring the Hottest Women in the Universe - More Babe Birthdays Can Be Found Here

Abella Danger - Our Favorite Lingerie

Want to see some more of "Our Favorite Lingerie?"  Click Here!                    

Sexy NSFW Lingerie  

She's All About Those Straps

This is What a Night of Beer and Red Solo Cups Leads To...

A Blonde Selfie in One of "Our Favorite Dresses"

Check out our other "Favorite Dresses"           A Collection of NSFW Dresses

This is How I Felt With my Girlfriend Last Night...

Maybe it was too much whiskey or maybe she was sick of hearing me ask for it the last two months, but it finally happened - It Was Glorious!!!

LOL - Nice Ron!!!

Sent to me by my friend Ron, who told me this came up in his conversation with the wife last night.  

Free Advice Fridays - Our Black Friday Advice is Back

Yes - It's a Repost.  We've posted this the previous three Black Fridays and we will post it every Black Friday until the end of time (or everyone here at the blog is dead.)  Deal With It and Enjoy!

I HATE TODAY!!!  I HATE SHOPPING!!!...Unless it is a bookstore, Best Buy or a Sporting Goods store.  Malls suck!!!  Can't stand them.  Today is the day that many men dread.  BLACK FRIDAY!!  The day when we have to go with our spouses to the malls and battle thousands of people to get a little bit of shopping done.  And don't forget the whole driving around the parking lot for 45 minutes looking for a spot to park.

Well Guys, here is some advice to get you through the day!!

1.  Drop your wife/girlfriend/kids off at the door and tell her you will drive around to find a good spot.  Then proceed to a restaurant or bar and have a drink and watch some football.  Finally go to the mall and find her about 2 or 3 hours later.  You have the perfect excuse -- It took almost an hour to find a parking spot and then another hour or so to find your wife amongst all the people.  She will never know (Unless you have beer on your breath.  Make sure to take gum).

2.  Make sure the mall you are going to has a restaurant that has a bar with TV's in it.  We go to Jordan Creek in Des Moines and I just sneak away to Champ's and get an appetizer and watch football or basketball for a few hours.

3.  Make sure your cell phone has little or no battery when you get there.  That way, you won't have to always run across the mall to some women's fashion store to look at a pair of boots or a dress that your wife is thinking about buying and wants your opinion on.

4.  Remember when you were in elementary school and you wanted to fool your mother into thinking you were sick so you put on your best fake cough/sniffling act and heated up the thermometer.  Now is the time to relive those memories.  You have to start complaining on Thanksgiving Day.  So you feel blah and you are coming down with something.  Then start the coughs in the evenings.  Sit around the house with 5 layers of clothing and say you feel cold.  Shake and shiver.  By Friday morning, your wife will think you are getting Swine Flu and will tell you to stay home and rest.  It is very important that you keep saying that you want to go and act like you feel bad for not going.  Tell her how much you were looking forward to it.  This way, you will get a lot of sympathy and she will buy you a special Black Friday present to make you feel better.

5.  Go out in the middle of the night and puncture 2 or 3 of your car tires.  Problem solved.  You won't be able to go anywhere.  (Only an option if you have $$$ to buy new tires and your insurance covers towing).

6.  Work Emergency -- You can't go because you got called into work to handle some sort of emergency.  Best for doctors, EMT's, and Meteorologists.

7.  Remember, bathrooms are a great place to get away from the craziness of Black Friday.  Get a stall, bet out your blackberry and surf the net, check facebook or check out Chad Ocho Cinco and his 50 tweets per day.

8.  If your wife/GF is a big spender, you may WANT to tag along with her to make sure she doesn't go crazy and spend about $1500.  It is a fact that women usually spend about 6x as much $$ on Black Friday than on other shopping days, so be careful!!

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