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Monday, December 31, 2018
This Little Black Dress is One of Our Favorite Dresses
Perhaps the Perfect New Year's Eve Dress!
A Sexy Foreplay Game For a New Year's Eve Rendezvous!
So I have no idea where I got this from. I had it saved on my computer for years and it was on my previous blog. Thought I would share it with you. If this is your original game, please let me know and I will give you credit. Enjoy!
Cards of foreplay
This game is designed to work with both straight and queer couples. Turn the lights down low, even light some candles. Put on the music of your choice and relax. Make sure you have lots of time and a private place to be, this game is meant to be played slowly. Get ready for a few hours of teasing, playfulness and pleasure.
You will need a deck of cards, a timer, some oil or lube and mabey a towel to lay down on.
Have fun and try to last untill the end.
Rules:
You place the cards in a pile in between you. You simply take it in turns to take a card. Ladies first or the first to win at rock paper scissors. Each card corresponds to a different action.
You can take as long as you want picking up your card, but a card must be drawn when the timer ends.
No touching when the game does not allow it, you are not allowed to touch eachother unless the card says so. You are not allowed to have sex until the end of the game.
You must both start with six garments each. Socks counts as one. Caps and hats does not count.
Cards that asks you to remove an item of clothing shall be placed in the middle of the deck afterwards unless the cards says not to. If you have no more clothes to take off and the card requires you to, place the card in the middle of the deck and draw again, if none of you have any clothes left discard the card.
If the act is restricted by clothes, place the card in the middle of the deck and draw again, you are not allowed to remove clothes unless the card says so.
No skipping or cheating on a card. Bathroom breaks are allowed only before the card is drawn.
Cards:
(Optional) Joker: Save this card as a get out of jail free card. Whenever a challange you don't want do comes up you use this card.
Ace of Herts - Masturbate for your partner until the next card is drawn. You are not allowed to have an orgasm.
King of Hearts - Remove an item of clothing from your partner in a sesual way.
Queen of Hearts - Make out with your partner for five minutes without touching.
Jack of Hearts - You must lick your partner on their skin, your partner decides where.
Ten of Hearts - Touch your partner all over their body for five minutes. You are not allowed to kiss each other.
Nine of Hearts - Put an icecube in your mouth, kiss each other and pass it in between you. (If you don't have an icecube draw a new card)
Eight of Hearts - Ask your partner truth or dare. If dare is chosen the act can only last for up to ten minutes.
Seven of Hearts - Kiss your partner passionately on the neck until the next card is drawn. No touching and no mouth to mouth.
Six of Hearts - Grind yourself against your partner and make out for ten minutes. You may touch each other.
Five of hearts - Give your partner an oiled up massage for ten minutes. You are not allowed to touch each other.
Four of Hearts - Give your partner some hand for ten minutes. Use lube or oil.
Three of Hearts - Give your partner oral sex for five minutes.
Two of hearts - Remove an item of clothing from your partner using only your teeth.
Ace of Spades - Let your partner remove all of your clothes while kissing and touching. (Discard card afterwards)
King of Spades - Remove an item of clothing. Your partner decides wich one.
Queen of Spades - Spank your partner three times.
Jack of Spades - Blindfold your partner and do what you want with them for ten minutes.
Ten of Spades - Have a staring contest, first one to laugh removes an item of clothing.
Nine of Spades - Hug your partner from behind, touch your partner all over their body until a new card is drawn. Use your tongue and mouth to make it more sensual.
Eight of Spades - Pick one act out of every acts and preform it.
Seven of Spades - Tickle your partner lightly and sensually for three minutes. Partner is not allowed to resist.
Six of Spades - Lube or oil up your partners entire body.
Five of Spades - If you both are completely naked by now you have to go into the shower and play with each other at the end of the game. If not draw again and discard this card.
Four of Spades - Get really close to your partner and whisper in your partners ear what you want to do with them in a very sensual way.
Three of Spades - Take an icecube and touch your partner with it wherever you want. (If you don't have an icecube draw a new card)
Two of Spades - Remove an item of clothing.
Ace of Diamonds - Let your partner perform a sexual favor for ten minutes.
King of Diamonds - Save this card. When this card is drawn it means you take control of the situation when the game ends. You can choose to end the game when you want or keep playing until the the last card.
Queen of Diamonds - Play with your partners tongue using your mouth for three minutes.
Jack of Diamonds - Suck on your partners fingers until the next card is drawn.
Ten of Diamonds - Give your partner a butt massage for five minutes.
Nine of Diamonds - Give your partner a good old hug.
Eight of Diamonds - Whisper in your partners ear why you think they are beautiful.
Seven of Diamonds - Play rock paper scissors, the loser removes an item of clothing.
Six of Diamonds - Let your partner tease you for ten minutes. You are not allowed to do anything.
Five of Diamonds - Tie your partners hands and do what you want with them for ten minutes.
Four of Diamonds - Let your partner take a sexy photo of you. Your partner decides how you should pose.
Three of Diamonds - Kiss your partner somewhere you never kissed them before.
Two of Diamonds - Remove an item of clothing from your partner using only one finger.
Ace of Clubs - Please each other in the 69 position for ten minutes. The person that picked up tha card is on top.
King of Clubs - Give your partner a foot rub for ten minutes.
Queen of Clubs - Lube/oil up your entire body while your partner is watching.
Jack of Clubs - Try to make your partner orgasm in under three minutes.
Ten of Clubs - Stroke and massage your partners thighs until a new card is drawn. You are not allowed to touch their genitals.
Nine of Clubs - Remove all clothes except your underwear. (Discard card afterwards)
Eight of Clubs - Kiss your partner anywhere exept the mouth until the next card is drawn.
Seven of Clubs - Remove an item of clothing while you are making out.
Six of Clubs - Change clothes with eachother.
Five of Clubs - Dare your partner to do something. If your partner refuses you can pick one act out of every acts and have them/you preform it.
Four of Clubs - Massage your partner for ten minutes using your body but not your hands.
Three of Clubs - Take turns telling your partner what you think is their sexiest attribute.
Two of Clubs - Tell your partner what you like the most with your body and have them tell you what they like the most with theirs.
Sunday, December 30, 2018
Saturday, December 29, 2018
Our Readers - Sasha Shows Off Her New Pair of Thigh Highs She Got For Christmas
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Friday, December 28, 2018
Babe Birthdays - December 28th
Happy Birthday to these Lovely Porn Stars!
Former HOTD and Midnight Muse, Celeste Star (33)
Lexi Diamond (28)
Former Midnight Muse, Ada Sanchez (24)
Honoring the Hottest Women in the Universe – Babe Birthdays Can Be Found Here in a database searchable by date.
Thursday, December 27, 2018
Thong Thursday - Sideways!
Don't forget to check out all of our other Thongs
that have made an appearance on "Thong Thursdays!"
It Was Just a Package of Boxers...
This girl wrapped up a pair of boxers for her Bike-Loving Boyfriend and made it in the shape of a bike using tubes and wire (The Boxers were the seat)
Wednesday, December 26, 2018
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