Saturday, November 24, 2018

The Elusive Wood Elf

Ekaterina Enokaeva - Hottie of the Day

This is Her Fourth Appearance on the blog - Check Out her Other Blog Posts Here

Check out all of our Former Hotties of the Day!

Braislee Adams Has the Perfect Party Trick

Four Views of Stefania Ferrario

Former Hottie of the Day, Stefania Ferrario.  

Alena Bogdana - Our Favorite Lingerie

Want to see some more of "Our Favorite Lingerie?"  Click Here!                    Sexy NSFW Lingerie 

Check Out Alena in One of "Our Favorite Dresses"

Sophie Rose's Nipples Seem to Harden When She Squeezes Them Together...

Mother of the Year Candidate for 2018

Emily Lynne - Satisfying Saturday

All Things Satisfying on Saturdays (WARNING - some Most are NSFW)    

Midnight Muse - An Indian Girl Next Door Type

All of our Beautiful Midnight Muses

Friday, November 23, 2018

Lesbian Tub Time is Always Glorious!

Chloe Lamb - Curvy Perfection

Not the first Chloe Lamb post and definitely not the last

Nice Choice - New Holland Dragon's Milk

Kayli Ann Phillips - Our Favorite Lingerie

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Praying for a Nip Slip...

Black Friday Fun

A Black Friday Edition of "Free Advice Fridays"

Yes - It's our annual Black Friday Repost.  We've posted this the previous three Black Fridays and we will post it every Black Friday until the end of time (or everyone here at the blog is dead.)  Deal With It and Enjoy!

I HATE TODAY!!!  I HATE SHOPPING!!!...Unless it is a bookstore, Best Buy or a Sporting Goods store.  Malls suck!!!  Can't stand them.  Today is the day that many men dread.  BLACK FRIDAY!!  The day when we have to go with our spouses to the malls and battle thousands of people to get a little bit of shopping done.  And don't forget the whole driving around the parking lot for 45 minutes looking for a spot to park.

Well Guys, here is some advice to get you through the day!!

1.  Drop your wife/girlfriend/kids off at the door and tell her you will drive around to find a good spot.  Then proceed to a restaurant or bar and have a drink and watch some football.  Finally go to the mall and find her about 2 or 3 hours later.  You have the perfect excuse -- It took almost an hour to find a parking spot and then another hour or so to find your wife amongst all the people.  She will never know (Unless you have beer on your breath.  Make sure to take gum).

2.  Make sure the mall you are going to has a restaurant that has a bar with TV's in it.  We go to Jordan Creek in Des Moines and I just sneak away to Buffalo Wild Wings and get an appetizer and watch football or basketball for a few hours.

3.  Make sure your cell phone has little or no battery when you get there.  That way, you won't have to always run across the mall to some women's fashion store to look at a pair of boots or a dress that your wife is thinking about buying and wants your opinion on.

4.  Remember when you were in elementary school and you wanted to fool your mother into thinking you were sick so you put on your best fake cough/sniffling act and heated up the thermometer.  Now is the time to relive those memories.  You have to start complaining on Thanksgiving Day.  So you feel blah and you are coming down with something.  Then start the coughs in the evenings.  Sit around the house with 5 layers of clothing and say you feel cold.  Shake and shiver.  By Friday morning, your wife will think you are getting Swine Flu and will tell you to stay home and rest.  It is very important that you keep saying that you want to go and act like you feel bad for not going.  Tell her how much you were looking forward to it.  This way, you will get a lot of sympathy and she will buy you a special Black Friday present to make you feel better.

5.  Go out in the middle of the night and puncture 2 or 3 of your car tires.  Problem solved.  You won't be able to go anywhere.  (Only an option if you have $$$ to buy new tires and your insurance covers towing).

6.  Work Emergency -- You can't go because you got called into work to handle some sort of emergency.  Best for doctors, EMT's, and Meteorologists.

7.  Remember, bathrooms are a great place to get away from the craziness of Black Friday.  Get a stall, bet out your blackberry and surf the net, check facebook or check out Chad Ocho Cinco and his 50 tweets per day.

8.  If your wife/GF is a big spender, you may WANT to tag along with her to make sure she doesn't go crazy and spend about $1500.  It is a fact that women usually spend about 6x as much $$ on Black Friday than on other shopping days, so be careful!!

Taking a Quick Stress-Relieving Break in the ER

It's Sydney Hall - Here's the Video:

Vika Levina - Midnight Muse

All of our Beautiful Midnight Muses

Thursday, November 22, 2018

Yhivi and Harley Jade - Yummy!!!

It's Yhivi's 1st time, 2nd time for Harley - Check Out Harley's Christmas Post Here

Alena Ushkova - Hottie of the Day

Check out all of our Former Hotties of the Day!

A Sam Adams and Boobs - The Perfect Combination

Kendra Roll is Our Hottie of the Day (Finally!)

Finally, Kendra Roll has achieved "Hottie of the Day" Status.  It's Been a Long Time Coming!

Sierra Skye is Back in One of "Our Favorite Dresses"

A Few More Posts Featuring the Beautiful Sierra Skye

Check out our other "Favorite Dresses"           A Collection of NSFW Dresses

Bacon-Wrapped Turkey (Repost)

YES, It's a repost (from 6 years ago) but it is Thanksgiving and everyone loves Bacon....

My friend sent me this pic from their Family's Thanksgiving, which they are celebrating today.  They are cooking a Bacon Wrapped Turkey!  Looks Delicious (and very fattening, but who cares!)

Happy Thanksgiving

Very Likely Scenario With Her

Carolina Sweets - Midnight Muse

All of our Beautiful Midnight Muses

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

A Sexy College Coed On/Off

More Beauties with their Clothes On and Off

Curvy Viola Bailey is Finally Our Hottie of the Day

Check out all of our Former Hotties of the Day!

My Ideal Teammate for a Dart Tournament

What a Distraction She Would Be!
Throwing Darts

Hottie of the Day - Up Against the Wall...

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Cathlin Ulrichsen - Our Favorite Bikinis

What a Baby!

The Two-Types of Friends

Latina Lesbians - She Loves Ass!!!!

Ivory Suicide - Midnight Muse

All of our Beautiful Midnight Muses

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

I Like Their Dirty Side!

Holly Peers - Boob Perfection

More Holly Peers Posts (This is Post #23) To Help You Decide if They are Perfect or Not!

An Auspicious Number

Kayli Ann Phillips is Our Hottie of the Day

Check out all of our Former Hotties of the Day!

Three Lovely Ladies at the Lake - Which One?

What a Terrible Friend!

to blow all the seeds off of the dandelion in one breath

Terrifying Tuesdays - Hiking and Coming Across This

More Terrifying Tuesdays Posts for your Viewing Pleasure.  Try not to get too scared!   (WARNING - some are NSFW)

All Righty Then...I'm in Bite Mode

Kasia is Tonight's Midnight Muse

All of our Beautiful Midnight Muses

Her 2nd appearance on the blog - Check Out her first one here
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